Come home from work

>come home from work
>see this, your roommate getting plowed by a stranger on your couch
what do

join in to assert dominance

Take a picture and post it to Sup Forums

Ask him if he has any spare change.

How much spare change you need?

Looks like you're practicing for prostate exams haha.

About 3.50$

Been in that situation several times, I just ignore it. Couple of times, it was people I didn't even know.

How did it happen though?
Do you just put ads online and wait on the couch naked with the door open?

Take out the Glock 45 and unload the clip.

>elaborate pls

>your gay roommate gets laid more than you
why live

If I come home from work and have a roommate and I'm above the age of 22, I'll realize I failed at life for not having my own house

Goddamn loch ness monster got me again

make a daisy chain , and then turn 360° and walk away

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I got a house with my buddy and his girl and my GF and I. It was pretty big so it kind of became a party house. Kind of like Pinkman's in Breaking Bad. No meth, that I knew of, but lots of partying in general.

Lived like that for like 5 years.

ask to borrow tree fiddy

tell them i'm antifa too!

Ask if there's room for one more.

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>Mfw.
"Goddamn homos."
>360 spin and walk backwards out the room.

>pic very related

>get naked
>dance around nice and slow while singing mambo italiano

Sit down and enjoy the festivities.

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God damn I want to rape a man.

It's not even sexual, it's just a dominance thing.

I would ask why is an Alt-Right rally happening on my couch.

Kek

>I want to rape a man
>not sexually, though

No, you don't. You might want to 'play rape' with a man but trust me, you don't actually want to rape a man. It's good in the moment but afterward is nothing but fear and guilt. It's pic related, but constantly.

I know because a friend told me.

Dammit mark what have I told you about your gay sex, don't leave me out unless you sucking my dick you gay ass nigga

Damn you monsta get ur goddamn money!

Just rape a woman, you neo-nazi homo. Free sex and you would choose to fuck a man, what a faggot.

>friend told me
You are a fucking rapper, just admit it.

Get him to suck my dick. A mouth's a mouth.

As long as it's a white mouth, right, you white supremacist homo.

Make some popcorn and enjoy the show. Call him a fag afterwards.

Nope. I am neither a rapper or a rapist. Neither of those things am I.

Gay, you is. Massive faggot, you be. Let the Gay be with you.

>enjoying a literal shit show
>entire room smelling like gay man shit and ass

>enjoying a literal shit show
it's only a shitshow if they're into scat. otherwise, the receptive party would be properly cleaned out beforehand.
>entire room smelling like gay man shit and ass
there are ways around that kind of shit

God I wish I was the roommate

>gay man shit
what does gay man shit smell like? how does it differ from straight man shit

sauce

Like AIDS

It's me?

Ask him how the folks are doing.
>Has your dad found work?
>What's he up too?
>Is he still married to that bitch you call a mom

where can I buy one of these?

I actually did something similar to that with a guy on Omegle once. Carried out a typical, normal, non-sexual conversation with him the entire time he was furiously masturbating and didn't mention a word about it.
It was really hard not to laugh.

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Dude that's fucking mint..
But what was his dad up too?

>friend told me
Elaborate

We talked about his family for a while. His dad had just got divorced and it was kind of taking a toll on his family. Fortunately his parents were on amicable terms and his younger siblings seemed to be taking it pretty well.
We also talked about gas prices and Arcade Fire.

>be you
>had a long hard day at work
>just wanna go home, sit on the couch and relax a bit
>head home after grabbing a bite
>hear a strange noise coming from the outside
>sodomizedeuropeansiren.webm
>head towards stairs and hear a clap sound
>unlock the lock
>open the door
>get on the floor
>roommate getting fucked by fagosaur

8/10

I hate to use nigger memes but this really applies.
Choking during sex is almost never flattering.

>Ask to join roommate
>get plowed in the ass too
>feel good
>guy cums in both of us
>he is now our daddy

[sigh]
I'll be waiting in the car to take you to the hospital after this is over and get your hips re-aligned.

post moar pls

>Unzip pants

yeesh, zip it back up please

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Well, what's the story your friend told you

Happened to me once. There are worse things. Still don't recommend it.

I'd breed your pussy 24/7

Oh hi Mark.

good

Raped or got raped?

Got

you know that raping a man means that the raped guy couldn't prepare himself, so it's probably shit. like, literally.

asking him why he couldnt do it in his own room?
thats disrespectful

Bend over for him

are you always prepaped to have a cock up your ass? otherwise you wouldn't usually usea douche every morning.

>Do a 180
>Walk backwards

Describe in it graphic detail, please.

Boi that's rather forward. At least buy me dinner before demanding my rape story

Nah I'm kidding. I'm pretyping the greentext

OK, thank you.
I just want you to know that I am taking this seriously. I'm not masturbating or anything, I just want to really know what it's like to be raped.

>right onto the dick

Well shit, what's the point if you're not getting off to it

Did...did you want me to?

Nah dude, I'm not gonna ask people to splooge the looge over this shit. I was gauging interest though, how many of you out there are interested?

I am very interested.

always up for a rape story and i am an agent so...

Red 1 standing by

go slowly

Ok, y'all want it all at once or in installments? I'm a slow typer on mobile so you'd have to wait a bit either way

Installments just being I type it out here and every now and then I hit post

One big-ass rape post pls

You say, "Hey guys, you're going to miss the alt-right rally if you don't get crackin'"

I think I'm actually gonna do installments cause I'm on low battery so I want to get as much out as I can

How it went down Sup Forums

>15 years old
>just out of high school for the summer
>pretty nerdy kid
>never did anything wrong so I had a decent amount of freedom when it came to adult supervision
>best friend at the time (let's call him Sam) is in a pretty bourgeois family, and is also a super well behaved nerdy kid
>he actually turned out to be valedictorian, and also captain of multiple sports teams
>basically he's a big dude who was that kid in high school that was perfect at everything he did
>I'm getting sidetracked. It's important that he's bourgeois because he has a vacation cabin up north in Maine in the middle of the woods with the nearest neighbors being on like the next mountain over
>we were both in the Boy Scouts so we were accustomed to camping and outdoor stuff, so in middle school it became a tradition that every year we would head up to his cabin and be dropped off by his parents for a few days to just hang and be dudes
>this time we get there and say goodbye to his folks before they went of on their annual binge drinking around the state trip with their own friends
>we hang around for one day fishing and building fires and shit also talking about life and other gay shit like that
>a little while after sunset we decide it's time to head in and get ready for bed
>I call dibs on first shower cause I was covered in dirt and smoke so I wanted to get clean first, also I felt weird tracking dirt around the place cause it was really nice
>me being a horny 15 year old, jack off in the shower basically every time I take one
>this is no exception

Ask roommate if he is eating with me today or should I make food alone, proceed to my room or kitchen

>I'm sitting there jerkin it in the shower and then Sam knocks on the door
>"the fuck you want Sam?"
>"I've gotta take a shit dude, can't wait any longer"
>"dude that's fucking gross why didn't you just go before I got in"
>"just fuckin let me in man, you can stay behind the shower curtain"
>"fuckin, alright"
>(we had recently discovered the word fuck can be used in normal conversation and thought we were super cool for using it casually)
>I get up and go unlock the door so that he can come in
>about 1 second after I unlock the door, it comes swinging open, me still standing there walking back with my fully erect dick out on display
>neither of us acknowledge it, and I get back in the shower
>he sits there on the toilet for a while and then leaves
>he doesn't flush or anything, he just gets up and leaves
>I'm not really digging the mood anymore, so I proceed to wash myself off and get out of the shower
>getting back out, I notice that there aren't any towels in there, and my clothes are no longer on the floor

I have my own place at 18. Get a better job.

>well fuck
>yell for Sam
>no answer
>keep trying
>still no response
>fuck it I guess I'll go find a towel somewhere
>get out of bathroom Ass-naked and go like 2 rooms over to where I find Sam just sitting there
>hide behind the doorframe
>"dude where the fuck did my clothes go"
>"oh, I tossed them down the laundry chute"
>"why the fuck did you do that?"
>"I was cleaning up"
>"okay whatever, where are your towels?"
>"oh if they're not in the bathroom then I know where they are, I'll show you"
>he gets up and comes out the door where I am standing ass naked in the hallway and says to follow him
>he heads down the hallway to a door near the end that he showed me lead to the basement
>he takes me down there, meanwhile I'm doing my best to cover my junk with my hands
>he goes over and grabs a towel and tosses it above my head so I have to reach up and grab it
>I miss, meaning I have to turn around and bend over to pick it up
>pick the towel up and cover myself and then head upstairs
>Sam follows me back out and then he goes in and takes his shower

That's the end of my pretyping so it will slow down

faggot u better deliver

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