Do you buy the SI swimsuit issue?

Do you buy the SI swimsuit issue?

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*barely audible brap

just don't post the front-on image where you can see how wide her shoulders are compared to her hips. totally ruins it

I feel bad for these women to be honest. Where are her parents and friends to tell them not to do this? It's one thing to be a model and do it, I guess. But to be a star athlete and lower yourself to this, it's a shame. But then again, I don't know how much she's getting paid, maybe if I were in her situation I'd do the same.

Looks like a slender muscular man ass

0/10 would not stick my tongue in

>buying printed media

This ain't 1940. kys grandpa

>DONT BE SEXIST AND SEE WOMEN AS OBJECTS
>LOL I ALWAYS POSE LIKE THIS

wew lad

why not just try the most passable tranny?

She has a nicer body than pretty much every gymnast ever since Alicia Sacramone, but these pictures are completely asexual. I feel kind of bad for her that she looks so weird in them.

these three pics are swimsuit kino, but some of the photos from that set were down right atrocious

MUH DICK

MUH VAG

>puka shell necklace

God damit.

Only when Kate Upton is in it

just realized she looks like michael hutchence

>buying a magazine for the purposes of masturbation
>when free online porn exists
>in 2017

this

especially when instagram exists

I feel really bad for her. Why would she do this?
Why did no one tell her to have higher standards than that? What's the point of going almost naked for the world to see when you've worked your entire life to be noticed for your talent as a gymnast, not for your manly ugly body?
Why even do this? It's just sad

*tips fedora*

indeed, my good sir! :^) Why don't we take this conversation further back at /r/atheism?

The user you quoted is right you know

t. quoted user

The photographer should never work again. Unflattering as shit.

yeah get her to smile at least

>work so that your body is stronger than 99% of women
>not wanting to show it off
from a non-sexual perspective it's incredible, to see the physical structure required to do high-level gymnastics. i don't think she cares whether it makes good fap material for anyone. I'd agree tho that this fits better with ESPN's body issue than the SI Swimsuit

No because I can't maintain an erection during sex and it's caused me to lose things I care about and I don't want to be even momentarily excited by women anymore.

Same, no self respecting woman should give up her dignity to be a man's object of sexual gratification. How can you be a good mother if you have pictures like this floating around? Those kids will end up on Sup Forums making incest fiction and white nationalist propaganda

>you dont want any goy?

I'm sorry but fapping material on the internet is plentiful and low in cost.

I want to fuck her, I'm objectively a 7.7/10 (8.4/10 when I actually put effort into my appearance) do you guys think she'd let me if I ever saw her and asked?

Because not everyone is as conservative or repressed about sexuality as you are. It's modeling.

joke

mmm yes pusy for me ?

I am not interested in discussing this topic with a man who is addicted to porn

What i find surprising is that she looks way more attractive on the ESPN body issue set than on the swimsuit set, theorically it should be the opposite.
You would expect ESPN to show how her athlete body looks like, and SI to put her in a position where her body is feminized to make her look like a model.

How come fammalamma

>this naiveitae
You can show off your amazing body just as well while wearing more clothes and posing in a classier manner. To suggest she doesn't care if she makes good fap material is ridiculous, that's exactly what the magazine is for and that's exactly why she's posing like that - ass jutting out and presented; tits barely hidden. Etc.

Also at what point is the line drawn? She is revealing so much already, and has great tits, so why not go fully topless and show off just a little more of that amazing body?

this picture is fucking great. looks like marble.

>modeling

lol okay.

But to answer the other user's question.

Gold medal women's gymnasts had horrible parents 99% of the time. That's the reason they are gold medal gymnasts. Because instead of having normal parents and a normal life, their parents put them to work at age 3 and put through a brutal training regimen and harsh coaching through all their formative years so they could be the best at a dangerous performance art. And beyond that, these parents have more self interest than in the well being of their kid.

That's why they often grow up maladjusted and take the whore route to cash out.

>Women make their fashion decisions based on what men want to fuck

If that were the case Victoria's Secret wouldn't be in every mall in America, most men could care less about lingerie.

She's probably so tight that only an asian or a businessman can get it in without hurting both parties

that's bawdy.

Come to Sup Forums, we know all about what motivates women.

how much do you think a night with this whore would cost, no shitposting.

I say $2500

i'd stretch her out tho. she would form fit my bbc

t. 6 inch dick

>>most men could care less about lingerie

U wot m8? You think women wear it because it's comfortable?

maybe I'm into jewesses but I'd bust a nut so hard if she rode me like a pommel horse

If Olympic 1500m runner Suzy Favor Hamilton is any gauge, 900/hour minimum, more for "the Girlfriend Experience."

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I hate to agree with a grandpa poster, but who would buy sports illustrated any more? I could see buying some niche magazine, but the internet has more sports content than you could ever read. It also has free copies of the swimsuit issue pictures.

lol true. but big dicks start at 6". and mine is like 6.4

As if she can't flaunt it and also succeed at gymnastics at the same time. Also
>manly ugly body
Kys fag.

The mag doesn't even have all the swimsuit pictures but the site does. Literally no reason to buy

They don't even get good shots most of the time, what the fuck

>t. most men

Is Aly the hottest Jew on this side of the furnace door?

>SI swimsuit

back to red.dit

>euro posts a dude

fuggggg

BRAAAAAAAAAAAPT

I imagine for her it would be more of a
toooooooooooot

No one else is gonna say it? Fine.
She's hot as fuck but those are the worst poses I've ever seen

I like the top one because ass and the bottom because tits but they are shit poses nonetheless

The first 2 are fine. The 3rd one is a little awkward, but I can work with it.

>old disgusting white woman wants $900/hr

i'd buy her 2 drinks tops

god damn Massachusetts girls are fine

i like how threads like these are allowed now. Sup Forums resurrection?

ass threads are back bro

NEED MORE MASS ASS

jej

lmao

I enjoy it. I found an old magazine the other month and had a fap. Wasn't even like penetration or anything, just nude models. Gave me good feels.

She looks.....dead inside.Not capable of feeling emotions or anything because she's so badly broken.What an awful photographer.

t. Faggot from Massachusetts

ahah suck my huge dick you fucking faggot

we run the country

In which way kek

>Women always dress for comfort
>Women don't like to see themselves as looking good
You don't know many women, do you?

>big dicks start at 6"

Whatever keeps you from buying an F-350

in every way, economy, education, healthcare and sports

>truckshaming
Why do numales do this?

The best athlete that has come out of Massachusetts is fucking Jack Eichel, what the hell are you talking about

funny you ignore the other 3

All are equal to places like Minnesota only they've produced better athletes in literally every sport besides idk boxing?

How tall is she?

>massivetwoshits residents unironically think this
delusion

name me a city with better hospitals and universities.. hell you can even name a global city if you want

I like boobs

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

literally anywhere

>in every way
>economy

kek stopped reading there

>literally anywhere
so name a city brah

new york, london, paris, tokyo

literally any city in the US, Canada, of Europe

>Massachusetts
>city

New England education, everyone.

also Japan or worst korea

She's short

so is my cock so I guess she's made for me

or at least show her tits

New york has better colleges and hospitals? ahahahahaha

Paris?! dude you dont know shit huh

Jews are the most intelligent and beautiful people on the planet. The more you know.