Dubs decides what I do tonight

Dubs decides what I do tonight

kill yourself

Go Fuck yourself

As in masturbate

but to the weirdest fetish you can think off.

Sleep tight

Marry a goat

stare at a wall for 17 minutes

FUCK YOURSELF

rob a store

rob a house

17 , is that a tv episode !!
> stare for whole day.

find the nearest girl and get her pregnant

WINRAR

Win

But I'm not black

Kys

Give ne 100$

>Implying I have that kind of money

drink a gallon of blue paint

Chop off your pinky toe for not giving me my money

Look at pictures of cute animals

slap on peoples faces with your dick screaming "THE GREAT PHALIC SALVATION IS CUMMING!"

fellate on otter, if no otter found a homeless person will do

Watch Happy Days

attempt to mount a moving vehicle, naked

>..b-b-bb-but im not black....
its dubs
i will fucking rape you nigger

I've also got dubs so fuck you

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reroll

jerk off like you do every day, knowing you will always be alone.

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Going to a bar and find a 60+yr old guy and swallowing his load

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