What are your penis enlargment gains? what works

what are your penis enlargment gains? what works

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i usually look at pictures of boobies until my peepee gets hard. huge gains

Lose weight fatass

Went through adolescence.
Grew 3 inches.

You should try it. loser.

What the fuck is that? Are you trying to stretch it?

The only way to actually enlarge your penis is surgery.

If you're fat, losing weight will make it look bigger.

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i bought one of these to regenerate my foreskin with an attachment. I think you could get some benefit from the added skin and maybe some minor tugging, but its not something to really put your money on.

Be a good boy and come back in your next life as a black guy.

Jesus Christ that's fucked up.
It's FUCKING DEFORMED!

Stupid faggot, try having sex... with a WOMAN... and it might grow a little better. Fuckhead

Nigga what are doing to your dick?

that looks so fucking painful

Genetics

So happy l won genetic lottery and have 9 inch dick that literally makes girls become like august aimes in that porno with that nigger guy. They go cross eyed and are like WOW! it's... s s so BIG how? and l get even harder and they're like OH WOW

Checked

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

At that point I'd be comitting suicide.

l'm serious though.. hasn't that ever happened to you before?

You're literally 12 years old, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY Sup Forums AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL FAGGOT

Wanna know how someone's dick is small? They get defensive LOL. The only cure for smalldickiritus is to accept it and laugh with yourself.

Stfu

> MY Sup Forums

What did l do wtf

i`ve injectet saltwhater 2 weeks ago. stoped doing it about 8 days ago and it still gets bigger!

its by far the best methot i tryd so far and i tryd a lot.

I sprayed mine with bleach every day for about 6 months and gained almost 3 cm in length. But only do it once a day, not more. It may burn a bit in the beginning but that is ok as long as it goes away after 14 days.

Injecting olive oil will only improve grith, guaranteed!

I can hear the noise of your dick from here...
youtu.be/fjEOJLlVqmI?t=4s

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Look at how it's bandaged up and shit your dick is going through massive trauma, you are literally breaking your dick. Just accept your length

jelqing the correct way and taking your time works over TIME. make sure you warm up before and after and follow directions as to not strain your dick as it ca be permaent. Been doing it for over a year and gained a solid inch.

Warm up before those jelqing sessions, got to train for the jelqing Olympics HAHAHAHAH gaining that solid inch through hard work and relentless hours of training

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Losing weight

If you lost weight, it would add an inch or 2 and you would probably attract more partners.

This.
Bad bait.

why does nobody like me tho?
i mean even my mom does not care about me.
and everyone gets to have a girlfriend, just look at them. how happy they are. its not fair. how wouldtheylike it ifijust showthemsomething theywantand thenboom! i hate those people! i hate everyone! they willbesorry when im gone. they will be sorry

You're going to ruin your dick, user.

Just live with the cards you were dealt.

British show called: "everything a woman needs to know about 21st century sex"
Did a month long experiment to see what penis enlargement techniques and devices actually work.
Tested devices/ techniques:
Jelquing
Penis pump
Penis stretcher
Penis enlargement cream.
Results by device:
Jelquing: less than 1/4th inch
Penis pump: 1 inch extra length 1/2inch girth gained permanently (routine used: pump up to a comfortable suction and maintain that suction for 30minutes every day)
Penis stretcher: nothing
Cream: nothing

shouve glitter up your peehole

You are loved user, l care about you..... you will meet a woman soon

>regenerate my foreskin

Used the dick enlarger to stretch out your foreskin.
Wish i had a foreskin.
Fucking jewass parents of mine had me circumcised as a baby, the fucking assholes.

Been looking for ways to regrow my foreskin for a while now ever since i learned of the highly negative effects.
Vowed to never circumcise my sons should i ever spawn any. Religeous dogma be damned. Medical truth is my reason.
Infant circumcision causes severe and permanent emotional trauma to the child, also causes sexual dysfunction later in life.
Not my sons. Never will i perpetuate this evil on my sons.

Tfw i'm trying to shrink mine in a permanent steel chastity cage. Already 3cm soft and 10cm hard.

Becuase you are fat, ugly, and overall disgusting. Duh.

Yeah, definitely the circumcision and not the un-anaesthetized surgery that caused trauma in the infant

I have gained a legitimate half an inch. It took around 2 months of solid effort using a homemade rig.
Goal is 7inches, currently around 6.5"

no ones gonna be sorry. its like a dropping a bottle. oops well clean that up, whatever.
try not being so entitled and fat.

>what are your penis enlargment gains?
None. But then I'm not trying
>what works
Nothing that can be done at home

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What a lot of people don't realize is that penis stretchers although might work a tad, they fuck up the cells somewhat and it's harder to achieve a boner.

Wait... what did you do?

Holy fucking shit my sides. also nice trips my guy

winrar

Dude there is PEgym.

pegym.com/forums/forum.php

Dick Patrick :DD

Penis stretchers and PE surgeries are the fucking worst. Too much risk. Like... no, don't do it

You mean o forum of shills selling quack remedies and deluded hopefuls all lying to each other so they don't feel that they have failed when they see no gains?

Because if it worked it would be sold everywhere, as 90% of insecure men would want it.

But if you must believe, I have a bridge for sale that would be a great investment for a discerning gentleman such as yourself.......

wtf, my dubs show how faggot you are

>forum of shills selling quack remedies

You should know that it's all anonymous and that there are other forums out there with a similar amount of people reporting results. This particular site has ads on it. Maintenance cost, dumbass

earthworm jim

This is our new religious symbol.

>pegym.com/forums/forum.php
I've just read some of the threads in that forum. Comedy gold!

Actual circumcision (as referenced in biblical texts) doesn't even refer to modern circumcision. They just remove the very very very tip of the foreskin, not everything covering the head like we do today.

It's fucked up.

Why comedy? Just try it out lol. It's probably legit. Africans and Arabs used it back in the days.

I don't understand guys over 6,5/7 inches that want an even bigger cock. I'm at 6,5, and that's just enough, or at least gain half an inch.

That's Earthworm Jim you fucking child

>what works
this

Nice to know that. Why are jews and moslems still forcing their children to this shit then?

I wonder what the talcum powder is for

>Why comedy?
There are guys seriously claiming they've increased from 6.5" to 10" since 2015 and the little insecure fanboys all going "Wow! How?" and you can sense him basking in the adulation (probably as he strokes his 5" dick).

Then there's the "ED" sub-forum
>I pulled my dick trying to make it grow and now I can't get hard
>I've been using a pump and now I've got this blown-out lump and my erection has gone wonky"

They ought to sell access to that site to depressives - it'd cheer them up no end.

Natural 7.5 inches here.

I tried jelqing yesterday, and i definitely felt pressure inside.
Afterwards i edged for a while, and i had a slight uncomfortable feeling when i got super hard.
The feeling sort of reminded me to my teenage years when my dick was growing naturally.
If this works i should be able to transition from big to massive status which is kind of exciting.

legit. But maybe Jim is child of Patrick

>If this works i should be able to transition from big to massive status which is kind of exciting.
Stop it....I'm crying here. I can hardly type for the tears

Ofc there are some retards, but it's just not that plausible that all of the reports would just come from lil dick-trolls

I think if it actually worked the private medicine industry would be all over it like a cheap white coat, don't you?

how did this guy discover this was his fetish, i dont even know

thundersplace.org

That's pretty good

It wasn't painful user. Just.. uncomfortable. And i plan to do it every second day combined with edging.
On off days i'll do kegels. Literally no risk of injury. And if after a couple of months i see no gains, i'll just stop.
Either way i'm fine with whatever happens.

No ofc not you fucking twat! Imagine the giant drop in penis pump sales and the large amount of men who decide to not undergo penile surgery.

Besides that... the PE exercises are actually growing in popularity and blogs are popping up.

Amazing post! It's perfect! And props to the satanic trips.

What he said. You're a dumbass.

nICE gOING

yOUR NeXT

Also... why would an industry have an interest in something that leads to no profit?

Who tf cares about Earthworm Jim?

Are you really that naive? The bottled water industry is selling stuff that 99.9% of all Americans and Europeans can get for free from a tap. In fact, so of the waters are tap water, put through additional filters "for purity".

Hmmm, you're beginning to look like an evangelist....or a shill

Dude you can just go into your bedroom and shake that shit. Who is going to profit from that? Your size does.

How is that evangelism? I just want to help you out, it's not like there is no chance for you to gain a few inches.

Nice one Satan

Lose That fat pad and you might be surprised what's in there fat boy

Aren't most dicks wider at the base? Sort of a cone shape?

Why do all dicks on look thinner at the base? Like a baseball bat.
I've always had the suspicion that its PE exercises that deform them this way.

Don't know about others, but mine is baseball bat shaped.

Law of Averages CONFIRMED

Mine is also a baseball bat.

But there are actually legit cases of people who live with an artificially inflated penis size.

youtube.com/watch?v=cdErdEk56fs

Looking good bro. Those are some nice gains.

youre sand nigger get off my /b you pooindaloos, get ready for designated shitting street

Don't you ever speak bad about our saint patron Earthworm Jim

Excessive Masturbation Sessions (ca. 8 hours). I do this every weekend and come five times.

Not to mention bombarding a days old baby with an MRI. The reason no legitimate journal would publish was bad science, not a conspiracy.

retard

mri has no radiation you fucktard