*blocks you're path*

*blocks you're path*

wat do?

I say "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCKER"!!!

Ask if he wants to smoke a j

Diversify my the makeup of my cabinet to be more inclusive to minorities and women.

"If you block your enemies path, they win."
>proceed to walk past him and go fuck his wife

Tell him it's been almost 25 years since a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup.

He looks like he's about to go Canadian Psycho.

Stab him three times. Guts, chest, neck.

'If you kill your enemies, They win' Then I kill myself

>Assume gender
>Get erection
>Start beating it
>Ask for assist
>Call out oppression when denied assist
>He assists
>He starts jerking
>Close to cumming
>He opens his mouth
>I cum spaghetti
>We kiss like Lady and the Tramp
>I continue on my journey

tell him I'm from Syria even tho I'm white. if he says anything about it I'll tell him to check his privilege. I'd probably get a room in the Canadian equivalent to the white house

s-stop it :(

Are those his real shoulders? People say Trump has tiny hands...

That suit...

Shake hands, tell him he's doing a good job managing Trump.

Asking whether Ivanka is good with a peg

>showing your age this much

>blocks you are path
what are you saying, faggot. Learn to speak English

...

Tell him he's doing God's work
> which is bringing on the Apocalypse, as written in Revelations

Excuse me sir, what is the time?
Carry about my day

shake his hand

murder him and move on. Have to save Canada one way