Story time, Sup Forums

Story time, Sup Forums

>Be me, 17
>go on vacations with mom & dad
>spend two great weeks at the beach
>time to go back home
>roadtrip.jpg
>leave hotel early in the morning, we're all in a good mood
>eat lunch at a good, simple restaurant
>go on the road once again
>3 pm
>i get bored af
>get out my PSP amd start playing Battlefront II
>get bored of it
>leave game
>see what else is on the memory stick
>go to videos
>see what videos are there
>ohshitnigga.png
>it's full of porn
>you see, back then you could download porn from Pornhub and Youporn on your PSP
>I had downloaded a shit ton of porn from Pornhub on my PSP when I was 12, or whatever, and had forgotten about it
>decided to revisit my 12 years old taste
>surprisingly not bad
>had the first video Dillon Harper did for Mofos
>had some amateur shit from some Ukranian girls
>had tons of videos of Megan Salinas (still miss her so much)
>got nothing to do and two hours to kill, so decide to watch them
>watch porn after porn on the back of the car
>parents suspect nothing, keep listening Rammstein and The Cure as I watch Bonnie Rotten squirting over some girl
>don't even use hand to masturbate, just keep watching the videos, while my dick moves slightly
>I feel good as my dick moves every time the car jumps (we were driving through secondary roads)
>two hours later, I watch J-Mac blowing over some two girls with really massive tits
>i finally cum then, five minutes before reaching home
>didn't even touch my dick or anything, I just cum out of full power of will
>parents suspect nothing
>we arrive home
>i unpack my things
>clean my boxers and pretend nothing happened

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my uncle does the voice for the puppet in the pic

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Michael Winsor?

phil fletcher, idk if its that puppet actually but he puppets some famous ones

He looks like a fag

wtf I remember I began to jerk it with 9 to some really questionable shit like shemale, cartoons, gay, mlp and furry porn.
>be me
>9
>don't know what porn is yet
>search in google "sex movie"
>jerk it to weird shit
>dad works in IT
>confronts me about all the weird shit and I die inside
mfw
(am not gay)

To clarify my dad works in IT and could see our searchhistory and websites we looked at. I guess he only saw it about half a year later and confronted me about it.
>also rape porn

You were a based kid

How do you cum without touching penis?

It was never possible for me, not when I was 13, 17, nor later (obviously).

What does that mean

Just by watching porn for about 40 minutes

You reach a meditative point where your dick's instictive movements just do all the work

U wuz kul