Pants were a mistake

Pants were a mistake.

Letting your mother have you was a mistake

anal was a mistake

God making degenerates like you possible was a mistake

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Come to me, cover me, hold me
Together we'll break these chains of love
Don't give up, don't give up
Together with me and my baby
Break the chains of love

Not having a Dom to force you feminine while he puts on muscle was a mistake.

>Not having a Dom to force you feminine while he puts on muscle was a mistake.
>while he
>he
Welp

Eat a fat one and choke on it

People weren't a choice therefore cannot be a mistake

not having a well hung trap to dress you up and dominate your muscled body was a mistake

That can be hot, too.

Sorry, gotta have real dick up the butt to truly be the little girl.

I bought some nibs and a dip pen today. It's pretty alright. Some of them hold hardly any ink though, which is kind of annoying.

That feel when you don't have a dick but wish you did. Pegging just doesn't feel like enough sometimes. v_v

I know exactly why you have that filename so here's your attention

excuse me, but someone HAD to make a choice.

Oh lawdy, a real womenz in g thread. I wonder how many there are.

I was assuming it was all dudes dreaming of getting plowed by other men, or doing the plowing.

There are no real choice, only the illusion of choice.

There is me, sunshine, and perhaps one or two others that I am aware of. It makes me wonder how many more just lurk or user quietly.

Why do I have that filename?

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That's hot. That's a hot way to live.

>just bros.jpg

>sunshine

Dat sass, ill have to write you up to the gay police for stealing our thunder.

What if I'm man who wants to have a little girly boy to plow him senseless, and be plowed by him occasionally. (Not the user you replied to)

no, deterministic bullshit was over the moment we discovered true randomness at quantum levels.

Anyhow, there were a lot of successes with vat grown penisses in the lab on germany, you should check that out in the years to come.

How big are you, I may just allow it ;3

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But I rather like my lady bits lol. I just wish I could properly fuck someone sometimes..

>we discovered true randomness
My point exactly.

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who said you had to lose those? just get the stick grafted on, become the internet fantasy

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189 cm, 78 kilos/6,16 feet, 172 pounds. Something tells me you won't.

But then.. And... But I..... That actually sounds kinda hot. o_o;

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Oh I almost forgot. 7 inches if that's what you're asking about.

just a lot

I'm 5'8 at 160, I would consider if you're remotely cute/handsome and or sexy, but I'm probably too chubby for you to want and judging by unit of measurement, you're an ocean away.

The point of true randomness is that the effects ripple through space and time, making a deterministic universe impossible altogether, so every decision we have made could have been other if we purely crunch the numbers on how things were going to be.

It also has other side effects like needing some diagrams to filter out infinity, but it's alright.

I will totally get a bigger penis if I can, even tho I'm a bottom bitch. I just want it to appreciate it and see it bounce up and down :3

I want a daddy like this

hehe you all got trolled!

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happens when you give too many blowies bro

I have realized that there are A LOT of Americans on fur threads. Brings my hope down more and more :(. I don't mind a litte chubby, butt I was fat when I was a kid so I tend to avoid that now.

never give up!

Happens to me as well :/

It's not that I hate fat people, it's just that it reminds me of that. well, I'm literally in the middle of changing "that"

started at 82kg, now 73. at 1,63m height, I will be one very cute boy =D

It's really no use. Since there are literally no furries here, they don't even know what that means. Or they're just closet furs like me. So finding someone is almost impossible.

I love Erasure!

Great job for trying change that. And if you aim to be a cute boy one word of advice if you haven't got it yet. Work on the butt. Let all of that shit go to your butt when you work out. Then you will be one REALLY cute boy ;3

nice! keep it up!

if they have to be furry, that'll lower your chances a lot. but that doesn't mean it wont happen

Myself (Draka) as well.

draka is just playing pretend

You are only the second to know what song that was.

Grow boobs.

A little birdy told me that you were not in fact female irl.

They don't have to be a furry. But I mean just imagine if you had a furry partner //3

Do you ever stop and thing how pathetic it is to be into cartoon animals?

You're a dude, Draka. You ain't foolin us unless you post tits w/ timestamp

it'd be much easier to share porn, but i dont see much other benefit

Now hang on... Did any of the other grills post tits with timestamp... Or even get that said to them? I smell a double-standard!

My bf and I actually share some furry interests, but only on things like putting on a tail plug and cat ears for me, and share some porn, but little else.

oh baby yeah i want some fox cock in my trollbox

hehe you got trolled

Boy just work your imagination

Dash and I believe twitch has seen me and knows the truth. As for the rest I donno. I have seen pics of what is alleged to be sunshine. Post dick with timestamp and I will consider it. Talk about a double standard.

This

i cant, its preoccupied

There will be a million of dick pics now. Not that I mind it. And shouldn't it be dick for vag? Maybe they should just show their balls. That's only fair.

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>Females have to prove there female
>Males don't have to prove shit
>Any slight implication of being female leads to a shit show
>is a male pretending to be a female who wants it to be "fair"
bitch please.

Too be fair, I believe you are a woman without proof. Its hotter that way.

>>Any slight implication of being female leads to a shit show
a classic staple of internet

what I can't understand is all this fuss over a female.. on a gay ass thread.

> covertly Implying vaginas are boring

I have proof.

But you're caught in a compromising area where proof can't be shown

1. You don't have to prove that you're a female to me. I am not interested in women.
2. I didn't say that but it's common that men are on these threads and Sup Forums in particular so when someone says that they're a girl they feel skeptical.
3.When did I pretend to be a woman?
4. Of course I want it to be fair. Boobs are not equivalent to dick.

Never imagined that you would get so triggered over nothing.

Maybe they genuinely just don't believe a female would browse a gfur thread on Sup Forums of all places. There are no women on the internet, etc, etc.

> Boob are not equivalent to dick

You damn right

>Males like lesbian pron.
Makes perfect sense!
>Females like gay pron
Perpostrious!

need dergs

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That would ruin the mystique.

Why not?

I have no idea how credible Pornhub is for this kind of stuff, but apparently it might not be that simple.

The mystique ?

Ssscuse me ?

Reality would ruin it.

mmmm~
drama

It wouldn't be a gay thread without drama.

Drama makes it more sexy

Gender schmender. Since when are furries about who you are in real life?

evil made manifest

Since autisms started becoming furries

Shiet

drama makes it super gay

WHERE

over there

bump

Niggers and Humans are not the same species. Negros are barely a step above their proto-human ancestors while the rest of the world has evolved millions of years beyond them. There are hundreds of black tribes in Africa still living like it's the stone age while white people have been to the moon and back over a dozen times. Slavery was the best thing that ever happened to blacks because it got them out of disease-ridden Africa and into the United States where millions of them now get to enjoy all the comforts of white civilization, except that they choose to bitch about it and demand that the government give them more rights than anyone else without doing any work. Affirmative action is just racism under another name, welfare is just an excuse for black people to be even lazier than they already are, and ghettos are the results of black people's innate violence and laziness and not the "unfairness of society". Face it, niggers. Your entire race is one massive failure that was given every opportunity to succeed and blew it every single time. You're not oppressed, you just get uncomfortable when anything is expected of you. Go back to Africa and leave civilization to its rightful white owners.

wrong thread, my dude.

OOOOOOO I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL

I think that's a bit too far, there's neil degrasse tyson, barrack obama and many others
Black people have a higher chance of being less intelligent but that doesn't mean they are automatically less intelligent