Mfw I realize i'll always be the funny fat friend

>mfw I realize i'll always be the funny fat friend

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If you post weight you would be the funny friend.

*lost

Lose weight, fatty. It's simple.

Hey, at least you're a friend. I'm just the "funny fat."

Don't lie. You're not funny and you don't have friends.

>posts /fit/ sticky
>sticky doesn't even have Metric-converted measurements in brackets

Pleb as FUCK.

what a mean lady :(

Hey, at least you're funny. I'm just the "fat friend"

>Can't even convert metric to imperial in his head
>Calls me pleb

>friend

youtube.com/watch?v=UM12f0GBOx8

Well, I'll just leave you to run that FURLONG and swim a FATHOM while drinking a GALLON of Gatorade, while I eat this POUND of bacon.

I am afraid to watch this because I expect it to be very cringey

I just watched it, it's actually tame, you have my greenlight

it really is
Embrace the cringe bruh

>o-oh yeah y-you get sodomized o-o-often, right?

Silly fat schlomo deserved to get BTFO after that weak display of bantz

American chat shows have got nothing on Euros.

>fit sticky
>posted when most ameritards are asleep
>Sup Forums populated by Australians and Europeans at present
>sticky is written in Inferial

When will Americans learn?

>Jonah Hill cancelled all his interviews at the Deauville festival after this.

lol is this true? holy shit

youtu.be/dn8nc06xh2U

>gets mocked in foreign language
>has to wait for the approximative translation in earpiece
>has to think about a comeback while they've already move on to something else
>y-you get fucked in the ass too, r-right?

Let's be faire to fatty here, it was pretty harsh to react.

French degenerate cunts mocked and body-shamed a rich jew on national TV. Are they idiots or what?

but if it is not, why is juana embarrassed

Why this asinine rant? Just
>links to homo board
woulda been enough.

this french tv show is hosted on the public channel

>Always used brother's material growing up.
>He's say it aloud first, nobody would laugh.
>I'd say it and they'd die.
>Brother developed a bad case of the mumbles because of this.
>Always apologized for using his bids.
>He's just glad people laughed.
>Brother could be a genius comic.
>Somehow my fat, or charm, or ability to turn his words around into a simpler sentence always made me seem like the funny one.
>Often think about taking my own life so the spotlight can veer his way.
>Too much of a coward.
We're not all the same type of funny fat friend. Some of us are fraudulent funny fat friends.

This is how French people treat Jews historically.

wow ur bro is a beta cucklord and ur a fag lol

You just have better comedic timing than your brother. If you were to get into comedy, he should write for you.

the show is from a private channel, which is dying

>I heard you get fucked in the ass very often
American "bantz". Fucking embarrassing, lad.

Kike got GOYED

>Américains can't handle le bantz

Quel choc

Why does everyone feel bad for this kike?

we don't it's just that we all hate the french

For those that don't speak French

She starts by telling him that he was sodomized in on his movies.

Then the bomb :

> I have a fantasm with you Jonah..
> I hope that we can be together in a hotel room
>Then you call your good friends Bradd Pitt and Leonardo Di Caprio
> Then you leave :)
>Jonah: ...

KEKED
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some of us actually don't browse Sup Forums

it's subtitled silly boy

this is why you don't FUCK with the french, ameriburgers

>Frenchs
>Dont mess with them


HAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAAHHSJSAHA

MUH FUCKIN SIDES

I want her to ridicule me

Il y a des sous-titres sur Youtube mon cher ami.

>this is why you don't FUCK with the french, ameriburgers
LITERALLY started laughing as an absolute madman

Canal+ has definitely lost its soul + 15 years ago

My gf lost 15kg in three months without doing exercices (80kg to 65kg), she just eats better things and she keeps losing weight.

How dare you frogs insult America's Fat Sweetheart Jonah Hill?


This is what I get for feeling bad about the Bataclan massacre you fucking scum.

It's hosted on a premium channel

>not "last night's storm.jpg"

one job user

i'm just /fa/t

Sup Forums is rightful Sup Forumsebensraum

KEKED

Fat Amerikike getting BTFO by a beautiful French Aryan woman.

they think you're funny because you're fat

All fats are funny actually

Imagine if it were a bunch of men saying something like this to a woman.

Yea we get it. Equality is a meme. Fuck off.

as in you're laughing with him or laughing at him?

He should've handled the bantz. But then again he just got roasted in front of thousands of viewers.
I don't think I would've handled it either.

everyone hates interviews. they're always repetitive and boring and take ages so it is rare for people to really enjoy them. you end up just tolerating them.

now imagine that mindset,in a different country and this woman says what she says...

>Hon hon hon Monsieur Hill you are very fat, oui? a leetle peegy, hon hon hon

>tfw too weird to be in the friend zone

With him, of course.

to me this is the most akward thing in the interview
why would he say that at this moment? im agree the dicaprio joke was a bad joke badly delivered but she told it afterwards when he sait that she was only talking about a scene of one his film it wasn't even banter

>tfw no French qt gf with S A V A G E banter

>Jonah loses weight
>"Hey look! Jonah got his shit together!"
>two weeks later Jonah does to himself what The Rock did to a younger version of himself

and that was?

Fathom is a measurement of depth.

tbqh I'm french (speaker) and I absolutely hate that channel and that journalist who was not funny at all, also jonah is my waifu

What's the qts name though?

Irrelevant. You sound like a fatty who is trying to find whatever pathetic excuse he can to shut down sound advice.

>tfw they pay me millions to be the funny fat friend

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

not

What if I swim straight down, tough guy?

Ornella Fleury.

Ornella Fleury.

no wonder people blow up the french on a regular basis

Frenchies get blown up on a regular basis.
Americans get blown out on a regular basis.

>she will never humiliate you publicly

JDIMSA