Hey Faggots,
My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Nice!! Looks like you're enjoying all the dick in jail?
Wouldn't fuck your bitch.
>Festering with STDs/10
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
>Thanks for listening
I didn't hear shit
Newfags fell for the bait
Isnt that the MMA fight in jail for beating up his pornstar wife/girlfriend for fucking another dude?
You really told him Jew
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Guys I have a problem. A week ago after sex my frenulum got somehow really sore. It hurt so much that I could barely retract the skin. And the frenulum looked white. Like I stretched it or something. What happened?
Lol yeah right, Pic is of War Machine MMA fighter he's getting buttfucked in jail
You stupid faggot. She is a pirn star with Studs. How again did I fall for bait exactly?
is...
is this bait?
this is beyond our comprehension
Screw you jerk you should go back to 9gag or go drink some bleach you fag I hate when people think that if your on like twitter or something like Sup Forums they just think that your fat
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You just fell for 's copypasta you absolute mongo cunt
Lel nice one
Asshole - he's permanently fucked up Christy Mack's face now, can't fap to any of her newer stuff
Dumbass newfags
irony thy name is niggerfaggot
Yea but is that pizza boneless?
Oh shit the Real jon is here guys.
*john
seems legit
I'll never forgive this cunt for ruining Christie's face
warm achin
John,
Ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your black friend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, I've known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity; your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet. I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'll eventually be disappointed. You have a godless life that will prove to be totally unfulfilling in the long run. I'd hate to be you on Judgment Day. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside.
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>hurrrr durrr fuck you john you fag
>lol new fag detected
>lol falling for someone pretending to fall for the bait
>duurrrr
LOL YOU TOOK THE BAIT NEWFAG
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
LE XDDDDDDDD
You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Jon. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.
didnt he punch her becquse she cheated on him
lol what a cuck
this
do i detect hints of stewie
It was Quagmire.
Don't make me beat your ass over the internet again, faggot.
She claims they were broken up and she had a dude who was totally just a friend, you guys, chilling at her place. He claims they were together and he went over because he was gonna propose to her and found her fucking another dude.
The truth is probably somewhere in between. Do keep in mind, though, he'd been in prison for assault prior to this. He was in porn for a while, got kicked out of the industry and ultimately arrested because he'd constantly go to industry events and parties and get in fights or just assault people.
what a faggot. at least he's getting plenty of cock in jail
why is there a ghost posting threads
dude you can't be perfect when you need to post on Sup Forums to try to trigger other.
You have issues man.