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THINGS edition

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Wish I had a girlfriend lads

she wants a man from bum

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bit perturbed by the presence of Star of David shadows on the floor when they sing

youtube.com/watch?v=OzsGmdmhDTI

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hate rorkes
not a 'sheed, just don't like em, simple as

me in the back seat

Tim was worrying today that people might be after his money.

So, how do we steal Tim's money before he's sectioned and his family get it?

When I was younger and got dumped by the only guy I've ever loved, I went on a slut rampage. I decided if no one could love me then I was still gonna get laid. I'm not sure of the exact number but I believe I slept with about 50 men in a 9 month stretch. Almost all one night stands I'd picked up in bars. By some miracle I came out of it with no babies and only one minor std.

I'm still open to casual sex, but I don't have one night stands anymore, and I'm a hell of a lot more careful.

Me too lad

canadian gf

Hijabs cover the hair
Niqabs cover the hair, body and most of the face (ninja eye slits)
Burqas cover the hair, body and all of the face (no ninja eye slits)

alri marcus

At one point in time, I had four guys on speeddial. I would send texts whenever I wantef to get laid. Two of them drove 30 min whenever I texted.

Ah, early twenties.

susan

Require a bf

yup here blue is full fat and green is semi skimmed. there's also red lid im not sure what that one is but it looks like white water basically

bought in so much cheap food to try and save money. not enjoying eating any of it at all. i mean it's not terrible. but i find myself really just shovelling as much food in my mouth and getting it swallowed as soon as possible for most of my meals now haha. no level of enjoyment, literally just going through the motions to remain alive and functional.

side bonus: losing weight because no real incentive to eat other than out of crippling hunger

side learned: never buy anything that contains carrots from lidl.

>knowing this
'sheed

'ff

hijabs can look cute

texting didnt exist in the early 20s

hate 'sheeds
not a rorke, just don't like em, simple as

>hate rorkes
>not a 'sheed, just don't like em, simple as

Ritsu

In college when I wanted to leave the bar or party and was drunk (before the age of uber), I would booty call someone to come pick me up, buy me food, go back to their house and bone, and then get dropped off home finally. The cost of getting home.

it was called telegraphs you absolute ham and cheese

yes i know you presumptive preston im from aylesbury
uk red is skimmed and yeh its 90% water 10% cow spunk

Red is skimmed, which is more skimmed than green semi-skimmed

Got desert fever 2bh, REALLY enjoy women in hijabs/niqabs

aldi has nicer food than lidl FACT

is the Niqab banned in france as well as the Burqa?

would you a half-japanese half-American?

*analyzes Sup Forums post No. 74261820*

Hair looked good but I fucking ruined it trying to tidy it up a little bit

it was called the teleprinter in those days

Sold myself as a GF in Runescape for only 100 trout.

the differences do not matter. it's the message they're sending that matters

rochdale

nonce

NEED a chinese gf

I'd anything with a pulse

He also said he wanted Marcus shot and thrown in a well.

And then he laughed as if he was joking, but not very convincingly.

Wow so modern and empowered

manchester is a suburb of rochdale

I have been finger banged in a club. I have been finger banged in a strip club. I have been finger banged in a taxi. I have been finger banged on the subway. Aw, my twenties

None of these incidences were the same guy and they were ages apart, different cities even.

Yeah I saw that haha

Played one F2P FPS game a few years ago
Had one lad convinced I was a girl, in the end he probably spend a couple hundred dollars buying in-game items for me

top 5 sports
1. rugby
2. hockey (ice)
3. btcc
4. v8 supercars
5. australian rules football

alri
time to give my teeth a thorough brush with the instrument of the same name and worm neath the covers to freeze the gfs feet with my own and make her get up an hour early

3 men in the same day. i was just shuttling from one to the other all day. in the middle of all that, i had a lot of chocolate. it was a gooood day \o/

business idea: claim job seeker's allowance

it's called universal credit now

Are you taking these from that prossie support forum?

shit

Good day.

It'll be some clickbait "10 unbelievable things women have done!" article

business idea: bomb a middle eastern country

business idea: claim universal credit

post autismo

business idea: start a ponzi scheme

>Youtubers that make hundreds of thousands a year
>still want more
>PLS GUYS WE'RE SO POOR AND HAVE SO MANY EXPENSES
>here is our gofundme
>PLS DONATE WHAT YOU CAN!!
>retards actually donate hundreds of thousands

Why are some people so fucking gullible and easily manipulated? I would say children, must most children don't have credit cards. Even if some of them are using their parents cards that is still only going to be a small amount of the overall people who have donated.

I used to like H3H3 but their Jewing is out of control. They are so greedy.

business idea: write a book called "the art of shitposting" and make a lot of money

It's my birthday and Google's doodle is of birthday candles. Didn't know it did that. Feel a bit like I'm being stalked.

business idea: claim my couch as an employee of my company

No, I found my Mum's blog.

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/68eju5/whats_the_sluttiest_thing_you_have_ever_done/

Daily reminder that fucking a random stranger is like ordering a pizza to girls

I'll invest 5 million

hmmm

business idea: repost posts from a year ago to the hour that received lots of (you)s

Which Brendan sums up your life right now?

Blue is not whole milk you spastic. You must actually be a zhang to think that

my birthday is the same day as queen victoria's birthday

paying people for making youtube videos was a mistake

99.5% of the content on youtube is just worthless

see

>I used to like H3H3
rebbit

Queen Victoria is dead, she doesn't have birthdays anymore

why are fishermen here always polish or chinese

Any good stuff on Netflix? Preferably TV series.

Need something to mong out on after work this coming week.

Pizza costs money m8. If anything they'd have their drinks bought for them in most these situations.

>tfw still set all my birthdays to 1986 out of habit
messes with my mind when i get notifications about it

business idea: write a cookery book called 'the art of the meal'

The Crown

Not sure, if you have one that fits 'work in 9 hours' please could you post it x

need a family orientated italian-american curvy brunette wife

NOW

person of interest
travellers
girlboss

explain this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Day

Used to be great when it was just some sperg sat in front of a computer sperging out desu

rorke
rasheed

not yet

it is in england you spastic
cant you read? i said i didnt read (the label) in that very post

Been watching this Conor McGregor highlight reel on repeat and don't really know why, think it's mostly the music

youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw&t=105s

I have never encountered this

Dear White People

been watching it all day

dear white people

Give me an idea of what you like

Nah. I liked them way before they became popular and were even appearing on reddit. Back when he used to only do reaction videos.

Now he's mainstream, memester, greedy trash just like all the other popular youtubers.

their booze is shit in comparison

and lets face it, thats what it really comes down to. I certainly don't rely on either lidl or aldi for actual fucking dinner food

wouldn't even feed my dog the shit they sold there

a lot of brendans fit that description

just realised that literally very town in Britain looks the same

Post one of them then