HELP ME Sup Forums I'M SO HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER, I THINK IM GONNA DIE

HELP ME Sup Forums I'M SO HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER, I THINK IM GONNA DIE

PLS RESPOND

Why are you asking Sup Forums for advice.

Take some deep breaths, turn on a tv show on netflix you like and get a warm drink like tea or hot chocolate. Just breathe OP, you'll come down soon.

CAUSE I'M HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER, LITERALLY, THOSE FUCKFACES WERE RIGHT

PLS HELP

Is it pot OP. Deep breaths man, slowwwww and deeeep.

I'M GONNA DIE

You're not gonna die dude, it might feel like it but you're not.
Get a drink and breathe deeply

Fine then. 1. Call 911. 2. Never ask Sup Forums for advice again

NO, IT'S WAY STRONGER THAN POT, IT'S SOME NIGGERS THAT I SEE FROM TIME TO TIME AND THEY ALWAYS PRESSURE ME TO POOPSMOKE WITH THEM AND TODAY THEY SOLD ME SOME ''DANK ASS BUTTHASH'' JUST SO I DON'T LOOK LIEK A FOOL IN FRONT OF THEM NEXT TIME THEY ASK ME

THEY TOLD ME ''AY AY, GETS YOU HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER, DON'T BE TRIPPIN CRACKA ASS NIGGER FOOL''

I THINK I'M GONNA DIE

Hash is just compressed kief from pot. So esentially you're really REALLY high on THC.

I've been there dude, I smoke all the time and sometimes it can get intense.

If you're in a place where you can lie down, try that. Follow my advice bro seriously, get something to eat, drink, watch some netflix and lay down.

If anyone tries to bother you, just say you have a migraine or food poisoning and you're on the verge of puking. They'll leave you alone.

Everything will be ok.

NO DUDE IT'S NOT HASH, IT'S BUTTHASH, AND YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER POOPSMOKED IF SO, GETS YOU HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER

HOLY FUCK

You talkin some jenkem? Why not just smoke weed or drink like a normal person?

Get the fuck out of here man, I was trying to help.

Guess what? You're definitely going to die of a heart attack. Everyone knows you're high. EVERYONE.

Get fucked nigger.

kys if you actually smoked poop

CAUSE ALL THE COOL KIDS DO IT AND I GOT PRESSURED INTO IT, IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT IT

''GETS YOU HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER''

jsut occupy your brain on something

tv or vidya

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MAN

>the cool kids do it
Just so no, and make your own life choices.

OK SORRY BUT PLS HLEP ME

If you dont die you're gonna get hepatitis. Enjoy your lifelong disease OP.

Just relax, you'll come down, put on some pink floyd or something else, and ride it out.

OH GOD WHY, HOLY FUCK HELP ME PLS HLEP ME, I THINK IM GONNA DIE

everybody is gonna die dont feel special

You definitely are. You smoked shit, what did you think was going to happen? You deserve what you get user.

STOP PLEASE HLP ME MAN IM GONNA DIE

ok quick, turn off caps lock

At this point you're either dumb as hell or trolling.

If we're freaking you out, just close the window on the computer dude.

PLEASE HELP ,E IM HIGH AS SHUT NIGGER

i once got high and nearly passed out in my back yard. never smoked again

IM NOT TROLLING MAN PLS HE,LP FUCK

I gave you advice man and you're still whining about it on here. You can lead a horse to water...

NO I CANT I DONT HAVE HORSES

But you cant make him not smoke LITERAL shit?

you'll find info on this site that will help you
gloryholefoundation.com

HLEP ME

I CARPPED MY PANTS

HOLY SHIT GUYSS I BEG YOU HELP ME IM GONNA DIE HOLY FUCK

nice dubs

YOU DONT GET IT MAN PS HELP

dude getting that high gives brain cnacer, your going to die

OH GOD NO PLEASE HLPE ,E

IM HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER PLS HELP

too late man

What u on

SOME ''DANKASS BUTTHASH'', GETS YOU HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER

IM DYNG WSOMEONE HELP ME

ya you're functioning fine, you're not rly high
if you are, just assume a comfy position next to the toilet bowl and try to have a nap

last time i was high i wanted to shit and puke at the same time and had to decide while high which one while extremely fucking high

YOU DONT UBNDERSTAND, BEING HIGH ISNT AS OVERWHELMING AS ''HIGH AS SHIT NIGGER'' AND OBVIOUSLY YOU NEVER POOPSMOKED SO DONT AC T LIEK YOU KNWOJ WHAT YOURE TALKMJG ABUT

is OP dead yet?

someone screencap this thread

Can we see some evidence?

Why?

I have a hard time believing someone did jenkum.