Why aren't there more movies that deal with the pains of male virginity?

Why aren't there more movies that deal with the pains of male virginity?

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It's a difficult concept to maintain for two hours.

For example, why wouldn't the main character just walk up to a woman and lose his virginity?

>"just try talking to her, bro"

That's what you get for naming your kid Lars.

I was a virgin for almost three decades

Then one night I forced myself to walk up to a girl, literally pushed my body into hers and actually bumped into her

Then we fucked later that night

...

It's kind of interesting that this movie made out an entire town would actually go along with someone's delusions and actually refer to his obviously not real doll as a human being and pretend it's a real woman, but then a couple of years later the whole world has to start behaving that way around trans people so...

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literally me

great, now hundreds of girls will have to deal with hopeful fa/tv/irgins slamming into them tonight

I've had quite a few close calls but something has ALWAYS fucked it up

it's like the universe is playing a game with me

wtf i love the goose now

Law of averages is on your side user

The rose changes hands when they switch the camera angle.

do u like that movie After Hours B)

All your home movies, you fucking dumb ugly boner.

that hasn't applied to the rest of my life so I have a hard time believing that

Because you're not playing the odds

well my genetics alone are stacked against me

I really *liked* it. Also I don't think I've ever been more attracted to Patricia Clarkson...

why aren't there any movies which portrays male virginity as romantic?

because women don't give a shit about betas

i really liked this

>genetics

dropped.

dumb ugly people get laid all the time

I'm an intelligent ugly aspie who's severely depressed tho

Can't even be out in public for half an hour without feeling like I'm about to faint

So thats all it takes?

>implying i care

i just wanted to be derisive