A magical genie casts a spell on you and gives you a 12" dick and $2000, before he lets you go...

A magical genie casts a spell on you and gives you a 12" dick and $2000, before he lets you go, he says you can trade 1" of your dick to double the money he just gave you. You can do this up to 12 times.

How much dick would you sacrifice?

I'd trade 2 grand for another 2 inches

Does he double the money each time? If so I'd take off 5 inches

I'd trade 12 inches since i'm infertile anyway

Yep, each time it gets doubled.

Who the fuck would want a 12 inch dick, that would make things way too difficult.

Yeah then 5 inches. You really don't need more than seven uess you are very insecure and I'd walk away with a nice dick and 64k

stay at 12

Because then you'd have a 12 inch dick.

Same reason why people buy gold, they don't actually do anything useful with it but now they have gold.

I'd get rid of 7" myself, 5" is a bit below average but fine, and $256k is a big chunk of cash.

Well I've got 5" now and my sex life is just fine so I'll take the 256k thanks.

>ITT people who don't realize genies always fuck with you and will literally chop off requested amount

Who needs a head? Shaft is the best part of the dick.

I could go down to six butfor 128k but I'd be fine with 64 . I'm poor anyways and that's a few years worth of money ...maybe I would just go to six ... Hell idk

Good point . And it might be a pencil dick too... Maybe I'll just stick with what I have

I'm already 6 so trading 1" for quarter of a million is a pretty great deal.

doesn't say which inch will be chopped off either
>tfw you get an 11" dick
>genie chops off the inch closest to the base
>hands you your new dick

Also a good point remind me to be very specific when I meet this genie

It's a genie, even if you're specific as fuck they'll find a way to mess with you. Just take the 12" dick and run.

Ugh I just don't think I could handle a 12 inch cock.. depending on girth you might not even be able to get fully hard. I guess just avoid genies

I'd take off all 12 and then make fun the lame-ass dick and cash only genie.

If you take off all 12 do you get a vagina? I might do that and make big bucks

>$64k is deposited in my bank account
>It just appears out of nowhere
>My bank is perplexed and notifies the FBI
>I'm arrested on suspicion of money laundering

It was specifically stated it's cash

Wait no it wasn't .. fuck genies

You're still depositing $64k without paying any taxes, IRS would be fucking suspicious.

I wouldn't deposit shit. I would have it spent in days or a week tops

fucking genies man

The genie just gives you a 12" dick, it doesn't say he makes your dick 12" long.

Whose dick is the genie giving you?

fuck all of you, il take 8mil for 0 inches and then have surgery to get a normal sized dick back

keep penis

Do your balls get correspondingly bigger as well?

They buy gold as an investment with the hopes its value increases over time you shitfuck.

Your balls are the same as they've always been.

That would look really odd then. 12 inch dick with small balls, wouldn't make much money as a stripper or a porn star.

How small are your balls?

t. cutfag

You'd still get caught. You can't go spending that kind of money. Y'all motherfuckers clearly don't know anything about the dick-cash-genie-IRS game.

and good luck explaining how you suddenly have a dick

I laughed b/c I thought you were angry about genies buying gold, but now I see you're just angry about nothing.

Yes you can.

>that would make things way too difficult
It's not so bad. You bruise a cervix or two but w/e.

Keep the 12" dick use 500$ to secure an agent.
Film porn
Easily keep doubling my money.

Fuck bitches, make money

Only my wife would wonder