I'm house sitting for my mom until Tuesday. Went to put her chickens up and I found this.
Dubs decides how I kill it (within reason).
I'm house sitting for my mom until Tuesday. Went to put her chickens up and I found this
Adam Ward
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Andrew Torres
Btw it's eating golf balls so it'll die anyway. I'll be doing it a favor by killing it myself.
Ayden Murphy
Fuck it to death with your giant horse dildo
Lincoln Gray
Haha that dumb cunt
Sebastian Gomez
How did you know I have one of those?
Chase Foster
Keep hitting it on the head. Defang it and fuck it to our empty heart content.
Cooper Mitchell
Fire cleanses all evil
Julian Jackson
Rerol
Robert Myers
Bite it to death.
Brandon Anderson
no man no matter how many times you hit it on the head its going to have shards of bone and shit thatll fuck with his dick.
my vote is that OP beheads it and fucks the hole
Daniel Howard
>Btw it's eating golf balls so it'll die anyway.
Prolong its agony. Keep it as a pet till it does die.
Or ... microwave.
Jason Thomas
WINRAR! MA GET THE LUBE
Kayden Adams
OP always has one.
Parker Ward
Lame. Fuck THE HEAD.
Andrew Johnson
wear your mom's dirty panties and start dancing around it, then grab its tail use it as a helicopter to go to Alaska
Aiden Jackson
SHARPIE IN CLOACA
Luis Young
you might be able to push the ball out of the snake (out of its mouth of course) if you are experienced with this.
Ethan Ortiz
They can regurgitate anything they don't like. It's not going to die. Tell ur mum to put fencing up dumb cunt those chickens deserve death before the snake with as stupid as she is. Couldn't even teach her child simple snake biology
Xavier Cook
winrar
Landon Turner
Fuckin grab a driver and tee off!
Aiden Long
Squeeze the balls out of it and let it go :/
Parker Price
Bitch I said within reason.
This snake is in Texas it prolly has VD.
I was gonna use an ace but I guess it'll get the shovel now.
Anyone know what kind of snake it is?
Grayson Reed
Nut on snake then set it on fire
Owen Morgan
roll
Ayden Roberts
Do mine then.
Gabriel Taylor
rollll
Landon Lopez
Just a rat snake. Not even venomous.
Logan Nguyen
WINRAR
Jacob Johnson
Roll
Samuel Wood
Leave it alone and kys instead
Sebastian Moore
winrar, look like ur letting it go OP
Oliver Baker
Bumping the fuck out of this
Logan Taylor
It is an egg snake. It is harmless to humans, but not chickens. Fuck it OP
Brayden Cox
winrar, u gotta let it live otherwise ur a faggot
Daniel Rodriguez
Force it to choke on your tongue
Brandon Ramirez
WIN RAR
Justin Rogers
Ever fucked around with kitchen towels? Same motion, it snaps it's neck and kills it. just do it fast or ur fucked lel
Henry Anderson
Why yu haz golfballs inna henhouse, dough?
Oliver Green
winrar
Jordan Jenkins
winrar :/
Dylan Perry
>out of its mouth of course
I just had the most horrible but somewhat funny mental image
Jaxon Walker
you could also just leave it the fuck alone, and put it outside. it'll regurgitate the golf balls on its own
Nicholas Mitchell
looks like OP has to do the right thing. what a faggot.
Levi Rogers
"Reasonanble"
What type of casual do you take me for?
William Mitchell
winrar, let it go OP
Nathaniel Miller
Decapitate with the spade
John Martinez
What a qt, take it to the vet or something smh
Levi Robinson
Machete the head off, tie body to nearest stop sign.
Juan Bailey
dubs = with hammer
Michael Bennett
bite it's head off, fuck it after. pics of both
Jackson Martinez
check em
Austin Harris
HAMMER IT IS BOYS
Dominic Diaz
its just a rat snake. non-venemous snake-bro. he's just there to say hi, eat some eggs and then move on.
dont kill him. snakes like him are good to have around. they're non-venemous and they eat shit like rats, which carry lyme disease, which pass lyme diseas to ticks which bite people and give people lyme disease.
en.wikipedia.org
>tldr: happy snek
Caleb Rodriguez
New topic, roll trips and op has to wear his mom's panties the rest of the weekend.
Jackson Carter
Rolling
Blake Evans
ITS FUCKING HAMMER TIME
Owen Lee
Don't kill snek
Owen Martinez
trips for panties
Ryan Jenkins
Rolling for this!
Brandon Myers
grab tail, swing snake around head like a drunk 16 year old girl does at her first real party and decides to strip off her bra.
Gavin Robinson
BITCH ITS HAMMER TIME
Noah Ward
Alright, fine.
I let it go.
Next time I see it, though, it's fucking dead.
Jace Campbell
Agreed!
Jose Cook
can we get cute snek pics
Luke Nguyen
This here!!!
Christopher Evans
Shoot it in the face!
Connor Davis
RE ROOL hammer to the face
Zachary Martin
dubs = hammer to the face
David Ross
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAMMER IT.
OP YOU FUCKING NON-DELIVERING FAGGOT.
Wyatt Carter
Guys I let it go.
Also my mom didn't leave any dirty laundry and I don't know the combo to their gun safe which is where she keeps all her dildos and stuff.
Ayden Murphy
took the ball out as well?
Nicholas Wright
op never divers
op is clearly a faggot
Colton Gray
why is the snake eating golf balls
Juan Foster
Roll
James Brooks
re rool dubs = hammer to the face
Adam Smith
rool
Jaxon Hernandez
Relax, there'll probably be another snake there tomorrow.
No, it spit them when I got too close.
Btw we know it can spot out the balls, the reason golf balls will kill it is because it can't digest them. They just stay in it's stomach and it starves to death because it thinks it's full when it's not really getting any nutrition.
Jonathan Young
should have recorded u fool
Asher Diaz
wtf op
Brody Hernandez
i dont know im not a fucking autistic rope
Cooper Reyes
you fucking pussy
Jace Kelly
I did record a couple videos, but I don't care enough to make shitty webms
Brayden Russell
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Wyatt Roberts
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Landon Perez
its good to have around.
they eat copperheads and rattlers too and their eggs.