User

user,
what's the key to happiness?

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Religion

distract yourself from what ever brings you down

islam ?

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realizing there are no locks and there never were

the key to life is filling it with all sorts of pointless bullshit that distracts you from all the hard questions and misery, until, before you know it, it's over.

Your gif pretty much summed it up...

Except that the dude should be black and her husband should be crying alone in the corner fapping silently.

That's the key to happiness for everyone!

0-15: having cool stuff and being free to explore
15-30: banging chicks
30-60: raising children and living vicariously to some extent
60-80: hobbies, working, teaching, travel
80-100: trying to not die

Scientology.

easy, cheap and tasteful food
sex on demand
no crippling debt
good family relationships
creative and social fulfillment
optimism and spirituality

>And whoever turns away from My remembrance - indeed, he will have a depressed life, and We will gather him on the Day of Resurrection blind.

not bad

im going to go with unlimited money and free time

Dubs.

Does anyone really want to live to be 100? I personally don't want to live past 66, let alone 100.

I feel like losing your independence, being a burden on everyone around you and slowly dying more and more each day on top of being extremely susceptible to any illness is a fucking bummer.

Might as well live a full and happy life and then go out in a blaze of glory, rather than fizzle away out memory slowly and miserably.

What's the girls name in the webm? Or sauce

This.

nice dubs
and good point.
how would you want to die then?
abruptly like holding dynamite in your lap ?

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Crush your enemies.
See them driven before you.
Hear the lamentations of the women.

dolly little

What good is the key if you can't find the lock that fits the key?

>what's the key to happiness?

Fucking Dolly Little would be an excellent start.

Drugs

The only thing that gives life meaning is taking responsibility.

Let me tell you m8...The key is Purpose

Being rich and hot
or at least being rich

Having a big dick

happiness is an inside job

this

Accepting that the worst case scenario is that you die and fade from memory. You can only go up from there

I figure that the standard retirement age is typically 65 years old. I'd work til then and then spend a year traveling. Or doing whatever. Just having fun and going hogwild for a year. I figure after a year of that I'll be pretty bored.

I'll hopefully have all my affairs in order. I'll leave my family well off and what what have you then maybe just OD on a bunch of drugs and die having a great time.

I really don't see the point living life until your body just gives up on you. Why not just kill it before that happens?

Eh, 7.5 is good enough to keep me and a ladyfriend happy

big black cock

lifting.
there is no downside to lifting. It makes you look better and motivates you. chicks dig it, and you gain respect from your peers.
I wish I had started sooner tbh.

I would die for having such a dick

life sucks. Imagine the confidence he gets from it, the compliments he gets for it and the orgasms he gives women to with it so they stick around even if he cheats on them. Or when his new gf tells her friends about his large dong and they all get jelly

Jamal is probably boning her right now with his 10 incher.

Not my girl, not my problem

Sounds like something a dicklet would say

having sex.

genuinely the only thing that makes me happy. everything else is just a distraction from my misery, but since i'm socially retarded i don't fuck so i spend most of my time abusing drugs or distracting myself with the few hobbies i have.

this. I hate being a 6" dicklet

It's not sex, user.

God, it's definitely not sex...

being free like a drongo

>underage ban

Wait till you get closer to 66, you won't be saying the same thing.

>itt: user delivers

youre welcome

Think of how much better it is for the girl

Crushing your enemies, and taking their women and children as your own.

Do you have moar?

yea

Keep going! Nudity?

fucking hot.. she needs a black baby inside her belly asap

same girl as

Any imgur link? How many pics you got?

who da bitch?

Those pink nipples are made to feed hungry african babies tbh

how about you giving me a head

Its a dude

Its kalindra chan

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Not the same one, but close
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For real?

the guy didnt ask for sauce, he asked for the key to happiness

Kalindra chan, has a dick

Get a tulpa

have tulpa stimulate the parts of your brain that make you happy

success.

Either that or you could try having a fulfilling life but fuck that I'm happy with my loli lamia waifu

"31 Be not therefore anxious, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32 For after all these things do the Gentiles seek; for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33 But seek ye first his kingdom, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you"
-Matthew 6:31-33

there is no key to happiness, life is completely fucking pointless and you all know it

>what's the key to happiness?
big firm puffy boobs

It's a trap ya fags

where's there character from

>tried to bait
>failed
better luck next time nigger!

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Do you like it?

The answer to happiness is surrounding yourself with things and people that make you happy. Don't hang on to the negatives but learn from them and learn to appreciate yourself. And as shitty as it sounds. Meditating helps me personally. It helps me draw away from the world and have peace of mind.

a black baby for what? the sacrificial altar to our overlord C'Thulu?

its adorable
please tell me user

how about me giving you head

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Crushing your enemies.
Hearing the lamentations of their women.

please?

A very good defense attorney.

Understanding.
That is all.

This is not true. Kill thyself.

Get swole, get money, fuck bitches, make bitches earn money for you so you can fuck more bitches.

im not gonna let this thread die
BUMP

I swear I've read this exact answer at least fifty times before, please go fuck yourself

user IM STILL FUCKING HERE AND I COULDNT FIND IT MYSELF
PLEASE

The key to happiness is to not give a shit about other people's problems

Nonono, don't distract yourself from it, face it in a neutral way. Distracting just makes it so the second you stop doing meaningless shit you have to face a lifetime of existential dread out of nowhere.

Meditate guys, seriously. You WILL feel better.

actually , keep ignoring it for long enough that you stop giving a fuck about it

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.

I FUCKING FOUND IT , I HATE YOU user

the key to happiness?
but it's up to each person to find their own.
to find their own path.
to find out what inspires them.
to find out what ultimately brings joy into their life.
maybe it's helping other people.
maybe it's being a mindless tax-generating zombie for the government.
maybe it's grooming and molesting all the little girls in the neighborhood.
maybe it's stripping down, covering yourself with mayo, and sliding across the kitchen flood while making slug noises.
whatever.
it's up to each person to find that happiness.
to find that zen.
and it may change as time goes on.
but the important thing is to never stop looking for it.

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