S/fur: Half-and-half edition

s/fur: Half-and-half edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=vCyfunmWu7k

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We need to go drunker.

I know right?

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They're the best.

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moar ber

totes is top 3 for me. anyone agree?

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Yep.

fart

Yee.

so, quick question, why did someone want to see human dick?

Nope

People really like my dick.

going from IPA to scottish ale was an interesting decision.

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What should I put next on the record player?

Well now I'm completely out of Kahlua and Fireball so this night better be fucking worth it.

Hell Awaits.

humans are disgusting though
worst animal imo

DSotM

Agreed.

what else do you have?

I don't have that on vinyl

I have to go hug my wife now

I can do that

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that said, i really want to stick my cock in one

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Nigga if u ain't human what tf is u then

Beer, wine, gold rum, vodka and some stuff still from MFF that I'm not particularly interested (pepermint schnapps mostly).

Good, that's what I'm going to listen to.

I want to stick my face in one.

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Vodka man

go get some gatorade to wash it down with if you can. Drink it like water

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my nigga

My first record was Gallowbraid

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explain

I'm ashamed to admit I am worst animal

Stick your face in a cock or a human?

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A human butt.

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Nice Paws

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same

Sandra also sends her regards

I'd get rid of the schnapps, or at least put it away until it gets cold outside

There are artists I like more

I love butts.

If I wasn't clear, I just used the rest of the Kahlua and Fireball. So maybe after this.

>half and half
youtu.be/IEGo41443iI

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Oh yeah, definitely. Adding vodka to those two does not sound very good

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Boop her nose for me.
Ya, I'm not really big on peppermint to begin with. And that manage e trois was even supposed to be for me.

Hey Mous.

I love butts too much.

Biggest faggot award goes to you

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frosted ones?

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Yes.

gross

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Someone took a dump all over my desktop, I wonder who...

does this make you sick?

I don't know but that's gross.

I mean wtf and its a metaphore? phrase? Its a thing!

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Nah, that probably goes to dick guy.

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yes please stop

I'd be happy to.

Yeah, I remember that. The peppermint is fine in small amounts but not... not like we had it.

I don't really remember what happened with the wine. Might be better to not remember it

life is pain

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We just never got a chance to drink it...

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Hey witchy

Hey.

Oh fuck, that's right. Didn't we try to but we couldn't find a corkscrew?

Do you still have that bottle? We'll drink it if you haven't yet.

Hey Sunshine

Clare Torry is white by the way.

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Hey there's something I actually knew!

evening fellas
I hope things are going tolerably at least for all of you

Have you all met irl?

>I hope things are going tolerably
Just came home from a tasty cookout and I have a nice mixed drink to sip on, things are good

Barely. Magic is fucking dangerous, and I think kinda fucked up. I played with fire and got burned. Rather, burned someone else.

I think we found it there was a corkscrew in the room, but that was just about when shit hit the fan.
idk, I'd rather burn it.

Really setting the standards high.

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magic isnt real read a book

What a babe too.

I've read many things.

>Magic is fucking dangerous
>I played with fire and got burned. Rather, burned someone else.
>magic
wat in the hunter two actual is going the fuck on here