Describe your wildest sex fantasy

Describe your wildest sex fantasy

One of my closest friends laughing and teasing my small dick.

Hugging a female

Unfortunately I have made all of mine come true... Now sex is pretty boring tbh

Have sex with lesbian and turn her straight.

I want to fuck my wife and her sisters

I fantasize about my wife being a cuckquean and her getting off on watching me dry hump her friends and occasionally get carried away and actually fuck them.

I have always wanted to fuck Stephanie from lazy town while she was wearing nothing but thigh high socks, sneakers and a hairband.

I had sex with a lesbian, didn't turn her straight but man was it awkward af

pic related, obvious lez

Gangbang by womans with strap on, while im on my chastity cage, i know is kind of weird, but that is what i want, and maybe be a sissy in the process

Having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

basically I just want to fuck Dylan Ryder

watching my cousins go down on each other (sisters) then they get strap-ons and they DP their mother, Nothing too crazy.

I want to have a bunch of daughters who I have sex with. And they'd tease my wife saying things like "daddy likes sex with me better than you because I'm young and hot".

REPORTED

I want to shit on an older Asian woman in her 50's just to see what it's like.

Sucking milkshake out of busty blonde angel's tits while jizz flows out my dick at the same rate.

Literally nobody fucking cares

Where's the vid? Need a good fap

I've done this twice.

Lesbians are fun in the bed but don't make good GF/wife.

Consensual sex in the missionary position, solely for procreation.

Get a 20 year old
Get a 30 year old
Get a 40 year old
Get a 50 Year old

Fuck them in chronological order and take meticulous notes comparing and contrasting each experience for the sake of science.

Amen

you forgot the 10

Fuck my wife in front of her mother then pull out and jizz on her face.

Fucking Disgustang!

This picture.

Trust me, not forgotten at all

This picture is pretty much it

You want to suck eggs?

I want an exhibitionist gf who likes to flash, post noods, answer the door topless, and walk around in the most revealing clothes she can get away with.

My current gf is the opposite. She is cute and DTF for vanilla sex but has no desire to be kinky/naughty.

I want to dress up as a robot and shove a carrot in my ass the say in a robot voice "Does not compute" over and over.

i convinced my gf to make a threesome, i wanted to ask my Best friend to join but he is virgin, should i do this or i could lose her?

>be i
>27 years old
>meet 23 year old lesbian
>only been with 1 man
>gets hot and heavy quick
>feels_good_to turn_her.gif
>she goes down on me
>too nice to discourage her and say it hurts
>bang
>cum
>pass out in her bed
>wake up next morning
>need to pee
>go to bathroom
>prepare for morning bliss
>feels_like_fire.mpeg
>do best not to scream and whimper in agony
>look down
>the head of my dick is one big hickey

I want a transparent toilet so I could take a massive shit in front of a big concert crowd, like thousands of people. They would clap their hands in unison encouraging me to get to the promised land.. they erupt into a wild frenzy as I evacuate the frozen burritos I ate for lunch. I wipe my ass and bow to the crowd.

My ex ended up being a cuckquean despite her negative preconceptions about it. She loved watching me fuck other women.
Downside of doing that stuff is that once you open the door to swinging/polyamory then you can't close it - it changes the relationship and those involved.
Now she's a complete whore

Me too, user. me too.

been in orgies, poly triad with two women, done all kinds of kinky shit...
Now all I want is someone normal to commit to and procreate with.

These both sound perfect and grats on dubs.

Get benia touchd

What.

She consents.

I fantasize about my mom getting fucked, pissed and spat on by many men, including a few friends of mine

kinky shit

>fucking your wife

filthy animal

wait im confused are they your cousins or your sisters?

my cousins, they're sisters

Fall in love with a girl.
Take her home and make love.
Hear her scream as I eat her out.
Fall asleep together as rain beats against the windows and neither of us have to work in the morning.

And yes, I'm aware that no part of that will ever, ever happen.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone know how to become completely and utterly numb to human emotions? Kinda important.

explain????

Forcing a father to fuck their toddler daughter by shoving it down on his cock while the mother and rest of the family watched. After it's forced down I'd rape her asshole till she suffered to death and then decapitate the little cunt and shove her head into her mom's cunt.

Watching a hung dom slowly seduce my gf, get her addicted to his cock, and then transform her into his cock pet

atleast you had the lights on and no handholding, you sick fuck

having it

...

Remove your frontal lobe, but you might wanna consider a psychiatrist first buddy

To be left alone and not be bothered.

Literally i do what i want at 22 years and it sucks. All seems pretty fucking boring to me every time i have sex. I prefer jerk off

A monogamous Christian marriage to a stable, successful woman. She understands and appreciates a working man. We are deeply in love and don't need constant intimacy but choose to be close and loving. She never gets mad our ornery without a good reason and brings or the best in me.

having a threesome with my friends wife and my gf

>suffered to death

why wouldn't that ever happen, user? you must believe in yourself

Watching my future wife get impregnated by a nice bull. My face only several inches away as he is having his way with her. Knowing that I will never please her as he does. Watching his big fat juicy cock slip in and out of her small tight pussy. She moans and it's all happening right in front of my eyes. I gaze as if I'm watching art which I basically am. Then the bull says he's about to cum and eventually his dick starts pumping semen into my white wife. She doesn't get off and jerks it. No she continues to ride until her pussy takes all that black seed. Once it's don't the bulls cum will be dripping from her pussy. I will have a big ass smile on my face knowing that my wife is a goddess that gets to breed black.
Also fuck Trump and praise antifa

are you a real person? I simply can't imagine this fetish

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>running across someone that I'm not involved with
>female, co-worker or roommate, something like that
>she's just been gangbanged
>laying there, naked, passed out
>full of cum
>face covered in goo
>tentatively touch her slimy tits
>still passed out
>spread her legs more
>pussy is red and swollen
>cum slides out
>touch her labis
>she stirs, opens her slightly crusted eyes
>oh, user, you can keep touching me
>spreads her legs all the way
>please, I need to cum again
>insert fingers
>it's loose and sloppy
>lick my nipples user
>wipe off some of the cum, lick and suck her nipples
>a bit salty, but it's fine
>oh, I need my pussy licked, it's so sore
>look down at pussy
>it's open and bright red, dripping cum
>get close with my lips, get second thoughts
>she grabs my head, pulls me in
>yeah, user, suck my clit
>it's slimy, but it's good
>she reeks of sex
>yeah, suck on my lips
>can barely keep ahold of them with my lips, it's so wet
>tongue fuck me!
>do it, may as well now...
>she flips over, rides my face
>cum trickles out onto my face and in my mouth
>she bucks on my nose and mouth
>oh god, I'm cumming
>shoves her hole hard on my mouth, contracting
>gush of pussy flavored cum comes pouring out
>all I can do is swallow
>she starts sucking my cock now
>still riding my face
>as I cum, she cums too
>another more watery bit of cum slides out
>turns around, straddles my soft cock
>kisses me with my cum in her mouth
>thanks user, I needed that

Got any more? Looks like someone I know

I don't know... I legally fucked a 17 year old when I was 22. Tight fucking shit. I loved fucking my wife when she was pregnant too. Her titties were so fucking erect and her pussy just gushed... It was always awesome. My ultimate sex fantasy would be to hate fuck my neighbor's wife. She's fucking hot, but I hate her and her husband, who's a real dipshit.

MODS MODS MODS

Cuckolding is a real fetish kid. It's art

gay

Touch a woman's pussy

Top Kek

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS

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>sex with a woman
>gay
He's gotta be bi or something like that, if he's eating pussy.

Marry a 20 year old and wait 30 years.

you want to fuck your best friend and you're using your gf as bait to get him in bed.

give and receive rimjob while fucking a 3rd girl in the ass

Railing a cousin of mine as I slit her mother's throat.

Loading the van right now.

This is very lewd and definitely kinky.

I have actually done this and it is amazing

CODS CODS CODS

Better than regular sex?

Sitting in the forest in the middle of the summer, miles from anywhere. Our transportation is a day's hike away and it took 6 hours to drive to where the car was left. We are alone, and will be for a while because we told nobody where we were going. This sounds like a setup to a porn but my ex and I with her bedt friend did exactly this so we could run through the woods naked and fuck however and whenever we felt like. It was the idea of the females, honest. The friend was visiting for a week and wanted to go camping. She and the ex got themselves all worked up talking about their childhood days when they would camp naked and play doctor with the boy who lived up the road. Country kids just do life different. They put it to me, no clothes and no inhibitions. Just asking permission for sexual favors (which I gave blanket permissions for instantly). Three days of putting my dick into a mouth, pussy, or asshole any time I felt like it. I couldn't bear the thought of using my dick again by the end, a weird sort of neuropathy had set in. My fick just stung like pins and needles for a week. Strangely enough the women got hornier every moment the whole time. By the time we hiked out I had to fuck one or the other ever 20 minutes or so till we got back to the car. One of these days I must find a way to make that happen again, after 25 years I think I'm ready.

I get it...

so here I am now; I want to seduce an old GF's daughter (24 and hot) and get her to crave the D so hard without her knowing it's the guy her mom used to get with, then have her bring me home and I say "Surprise!! It's me"

And now her daughter is preg

Anal? It's nice. But getting rimmed while getting a bj or pussy or ass is really nice

Either of them never tried them to be honest.

He has 2 cousins user. Those two cousins are sisters. How hard is this?

Standard stuff. Threesomes with my wife and each of her best friends. Fuck my wife's little sister.

Only deviant thing is to kidnap my wife's stepsister and chain her up in a basement somewhere, using her as a sex slave.

Short, older women (35-49.)
That's it. That's all I want to fuck. I started doing this 6 years ago when I was 23 and I'm addicted. Young girls with little experience are boring as fuck.

I would recommend it. You will cum buckets

I want to have a threesome with my girlfriend with another girl. Would she be ok with it if I suggested a threesome with another dude? I'd love to have my girlfriend ride me while she sucks on another man's cock. How can I make this happen? Also my girlfriend has small tits so id want the girl fucking us to have big natural titties

>being this fucking retarded

honestly, as a guy, 3-somes aren't as cool as you think; unless you can get both girls to be all about you, it can sometimes be distracting to see them get on each other.

he's only eating pussy to suck on all the crusty cum coming out of her

I want to get pulled off the street and thrown into the trunk of a car. Taken to a house and locked into a rape dungeon until i am nothing but an orgasming cumdump

I have two of these. And a couple in their early 30s. It's great.

It's still pussy. And it's gonna be flavored like pussy. He's getting his dick sucked by a woman. It's all bi. If he was gay, it would have been some dude with an anus full of cum.

I did agree . It can be a pain being the center of attention in a mff threesome. I prefer it when the girls are into each other .

>inb4 this isntbait
this is bait LUL