You just payed 3000 bucks for a storage full of junk, Jarrod

>you just payed 3000 bucks for a storage full of junk, Jarrod
>babe, this microwave? 100 bucks. Table? Easily worth 300

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>tfw we'll never see Brandi's fat tits

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>"Baby, look! 100 dollar bill! That's an easy $1000 right there!"

A broken NES covered in rat's shit? That's an easy 150$

Then they find a dufflebag containing a 3000-year old gold-plated dictionary of the Sumerian language.

didn't that guy kill himself

holy heck this let me put out a kek

Post moar Brandi

>storage unit full of junk, old clothes, carpets and shit
>Oh, what's this, a bronze bust of Lenin?
>$5000 profit

>Implying it wasn't Nintendo killing him because he found the first NES

Look at all these plastic clothes hangers - those are $7.38 apiece all day

>wait, what the heck is this?
>that looks kinda like the rudder of a world war one-era british submarine, could be worth a lot of money.
>well i happen to have a guy that knows a lot about world war one-era submarine rudders, i'll call him up
>*5 minutes later, dude shows up in an ill-fitted suit thrown on him*
>yep, it's real. i'll give you $10'000 for it

Those are some pretty fat tiddies m8.
I'm sad now

user, did you spend our profits on anime dvds again?

>oh wait, a dead body? we could easily get $1000 from the local medical school

>n-no brandi-kun •w•

7/10
made me laugh

Sadly the producers planted shit in those storage lockers. It was ok entertainment actually

not liking the petite texan babe instead

>nintendo ds

How much for this

Was that the qt femlet with the blue eyes? She's top tier.

ROFL!

are those things vhs? and it was taken seriously on the movie? damn that movie is old.

DVD players, the whole franchise was founded on Vin Diesel trying to steal a truck full of DVD players

Top jailfu

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>run down makeup like she just got throated

niiiiiice

Literally not her

Been watching too much max hardcore, son.

Jarrod please leave.

The tv is a vcr combo.
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I still have one of those in storage somewhere

Time to take it to the range

Is he a beaner, it's hard to pin what he is? Schulz isn't much of a spic name though.

No idea, he looks a bit Mexican desu.
Schulz has got to be a german name.

YEEEEEEP

>nine hundred KING KONG BOOM

>tfw she used to be a stripper

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That's a easy 200$, user

The Cuban lady from the Miami spin-off is pretty hot desu

And there are no pics? Damn it.

Go take some pictures in a titty bar, I double dare ya

These are the best boobs on the show, though.

>episode where they find Red Baron's gun
>episode where they find a ww2 plane car
>episode where they find the whale grenade launcher
>episode where they find the jaws of life
>episode where they find a colt peacemaker

>nasty old blanket with holes covered in rate feces
>"thats a crisp 20 dollar bill right there"

>payed

how can brandi even compete?

She must have been pretty popular because they brought her in the main show

>actually watching "reality" tv shows

for what reason

No way they are that perky, they are probably saggy as shit, I don't mind though.

>not pissing away your precious living moments watching valueless cheaply made hog slop entertainment
you are the weakest link, good buy

>Honey Look! This locker is full of rare ancient artifacts! Let me call my rare ancient artifacts appraiser friend and see how much this stuff is worth!

Rare artifacts appraiser friends arrives 1 minute later.

>Hey, guys. I was in the neighborhood. Let's see what you've got there

>implying that's only a gonzo thing

I barely even see porn where the girl's mascara isn't running down her cheeks

Kek

I don't watch this show, but I enjoy "Tanked". Not sure why, I know all the "conflict" is fake and the humor is dad tier. It's like that thing that your mom has always made for dinner that you objectively know isnt that great, but you still enjoy because it feels like home. I do like aquariums and they make some pretty awesome ones too, so that probably helps, though the way they dump a million expensive fish into a tank that hasn't been cycled makes me cringe.

Also some "reality" shows are actually good. Nathan for You and TCAP come to mind.

You do realize these shows are bought AND paid for by storage companies right?
It drives up demand for the abandoned units which means: they sell far sooner, and they get more money for them.

He's a neo-nazi white supremacist. Just like George Zimmerman and the iranian kid that shot some turks in Germany.

He does have a bit of a "white power" look to him.

This

> not watching Showtimes "Reality Show"

Ultimate Pleb.

>he thinks storage companies have fat wads of extra cash lying around for tv shows

Everybody looks like a beaner out west

You have to blend in so they won't rape you

What's the point otherwise?

>implying these shows cost that much money

>calling the original NES a Nintendo DS

I'm actually mad over what is likely just him misspeaking.

>Mangy ass sofa with piss stains
>"That's $300 all day baby."

They get paid thousands for these shows. The containers mean nothing to them

(((German)))

>Not getting comfy with Storage Wars

Step your game up, son.

she's a bit annoying
Brandi has a nice rack, but I guess the little Texan gets my weiner, but only if in butt

>that thick mom body
muh DICK

Perfect tits.

>a TV show where we hire random fucks to meet us out at random storage unit locations and fake bid on abandoned storage units then they fake sell it all?
>easily $80,000,000 per episode

hnnng

Yeah or you know crying for any other reason

I hated the skinny one so fucking much.

Has that been shooped though? That tit you can see clearly looks a lot bigger than the other one

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

OOOOOH its a genuine dried piece of dog shit! I knew it would pay off to literally saw my actual arm off and trade it for this clearly already ransacked storage unit that literally said "poop storage" on the door. This genuine smoldering piece of dog shit is EASILY, UN-IRONICALLY worth the entire networth of our solar system six billion times over!

Probably. Supposed to be x-ray, I've seen that pic without the x-ray effect and the time shirt has the same patern so anythings possible.

No kidding but I had an old style Phillips CRT, like 20 inch size, kind of like a bedroom unit you know. Used as spare. Anyway one day I decided to sell it and mind you this was when you could get 32 inch 720p LCD TVs for like 400 bucks, they had come down in price. I listed it on local ads and some girl came by and bought it for fucking $150. I didn't even spend that much on it when the piece of shit was new.

>there will never be nudes of these two

My dick can't take it.

>That item is worth $2000. I'll give you $800 for it, that's the best I can do.

WHULP WELL YEP SOUNDS GOOD TO ME GUESS I'LL TAKE IT LOL BRB BACK TO THE BLACKJACK TABLE

>we have a drawer here full of rusty bolts and screws
>50 dollars easy