Celebrity All Star Game

am i the only one watching this trash?

who are all of these scrubs?

Nobody is even at the arena why am i bothering

rosters?

>win butler
>actually wins

Huh.

> shilling this hard to chinks

Based Win Butler

WHITE CHOCOLATE

What the fuck happened this year? Literal nobodies.

>dunked in multiple games

ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS

shit Nick Cannon is jacked

>MASTER P
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

tfw no qt basketball gf

had no idea who this was

but i am now her newest instagram follower

She had me after the cute cat gesture she did during her introduction.

Michael Smith’s West Team
Miles Brown (actor)
Tom Cavanagh (actor)
Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks owner)
Baron Davis (NBA legend)
Andy Grammer (recording artist)
Jiang Jinfu (actor, model)
Anthony Mackie (actor)
Romeo Miller (actor, recording artist)
Hasan Minhaj (actor, comedian)
Master P (actor, recording artist)
Candace Parker (Los Angeles Sparks)
Aarón Sánchez (celebrity chef)
Coaches:
Michael Smith (ESPN host)
Draymond Green (Golden State Warriors)
Rocsi Diaz (television personality)


Jemele Hill’s East Team
Brandon Armstrong (former NBA D-League player and social media star)
Win Butler (musician)
Nick Cannon (actor, recording artist)
Rachel DeMita (NBA2K TV personality)
Ansel Elgort (actor, recording artist)
Marc Lasry (Milwaukee Bucks owner)
Caleb McLaughlin (actor)
Peter Rosenberg (media personality)
Oscar Schmidt (Basketball legend)
Lindsay Whalen (WNBA player)
Jason Williams (NBA legend)
Kris Wu (recording artist)
Coaches:
Jemele Hill (ESPN host)
Kyle Lowry (Toronto Raptors)
Fat Joe (recording artist)

terrible lineup

Miles Brown (actor) WHO?
Tom Cavanagh (actor) WHO?
Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks owner) OK
Baron Davis (NBA legend) LEGEND?
Andy Grammer (recording artist) WHO?
Jiang Jinfu (actor, model) WHO?
Anthony Mackie (actor) WHO?
Romeo Miller (actor, recording artist) LIL ROMEO?
Hasan Minhaj (actor, comedian) POO IN WHO?
Master P (actor, recording artist) OK
Candace Parker (Los Angeles Sparks) NOT A CELEBRITY
Aarón Sánchez (celebrity chef) ADIOS MIWHO?
Coaches:
Michael Smith (ESPN host) FUCK OFF
Draymond Green (Golden State Warriors) WHY?
Rocsi Diaz (television personality) WHO?


Jemele Hill’s East Team
Brandon Armstrong (former NBA D-League player and social media star) WHO?
Win Butler (musician) OK
Nick Cannon (actor, recording artist) OK
Rachel DeMita (NBA2K TV personality) WAIFWHO?
Ansel Elgort (actor, recording artist) WHO?
Marc Lasry (Milwaukee Bucks owner) WHAT?
Caleb McLaughlin (actor) WHO?
Peter Rosenberg (media personality) JEW?
Oscar Schmidt (Basketball legend) WHO?
Lindsay Whalen (WNBA player) NOT A CELEBRITY
Jason Williams (NBA legend) LEGEND?
Kris Wu (recording artist) LITERALLY NAMED WHO?
Coaches:
Jemele Hill (ESPN host) FUCK OFF NIGGER SHILL
Kyle Lowry (Toronto Raptors) WHY?
Fat Joe (recording artist) FAT

don't know a single player

Why is draymond assualting that little black kid?

Who's /WatchingforDemita/ here?

They got the wnba MVP playing alongside Marc Cuban LMAAAAOOO NO RESPECT

me, she's a cute.

me

too bad she likely burns coal since she's so into basketball

Marc Cuban wearing 46 cause he thinks he's actually going to be president my fucking sides

who's the QT sitting next to michael smith?

>Tom Cavanagh

WEW WE HELICOPTERS NOW

you like basketball, does it make you a coalburner too?

is michelle beadle a nazi?

why is she allowed to hate on the jew so much?

i've had sex with 2 black women but there's a difference between watching basketball and seeking out/having a 'career' as a NBA reporter.

>Master P

>A matzo ball with legs

>lil romeo
What a joke celebrities my ass

is the NBA dead?

how could they not get a single relevant rapper/actor?

at least the last few seasons they had Kevin Hart.

wow that was fucking lame

dat Demita fillin it up