I have a miniature pocket lamp. What does Sup Forums have?

I have a miniature pocket lamp. What does Sup Forums have?

5 D-cell Maglite. Thanks for asking.

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A custom AK-47

cordless channel changer and volume controller

a snake

A Bluetooth keyboard.

for camping? this.

A phone

A life.
Going for a walk on the beach. See you fags later.

Streetlight in backyard

i have aids

Also the stars at night

Was she worth it?

*he

Don't get all mushy on us cunt.

Anally injected death sentance?

can't tell,
it was a bareback/heroin-syringe-sharing orgy with about 30 participants of around different 9 species. i mean it was totally worth it, just can't tell if he, she or it.

pic kinda related

If I find out I have cancer or some shit, I'll give it a shot. Sounds like a good time.

A sonic screwdriver

Nebo Cryket. The top swivels 90 degrees, there are 3 different light modes, the light level is adjustable, and it's got a magnetic base.

Black Cock

not the brightest but decent

can't fuck it up and fits in backpack pen slot so easy to find if the lights go out.