Waifu something claim thing thread

Waifu something claim thing thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No sexually explicit images (You know who you are)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed.
If the spam keeps on coming, I will continue baking.

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This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine.

My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must orbit her as I must end my life.

Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must love my waifu true. I must orbit harder than the other orbiter who is trying to embarrass me. I must worship my waifu more than he does. I will...

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Claimed

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Hotdog thread!

No, go away.

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wtf

story?

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Ask your ded

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