S/fur

s/fur
Say that I want to fuck or get fucked by a dog
Where would I start with this?

Start by getting a dog

wow im so straight for that dicc

also just dont

That's pretty sound advise

>s/fur
>posts futa
Fuck off

>hello would like dog
>sure here mew go :3
>is it neutered/spayed
>... I'm calling the copes D:

Is Copes some kind of organization that specializes in that kind of thing?

If you phone them then doggy dick will come out the earpiece

Oh my. Sounds just like what OP needs.

>was lucid dreaming and getting fugged by a dog
>get woken up
>haven't lucid dreamed since
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Life is rarely ever fair

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Anyone still here?

Anyone have any creative approaches to lucid dreaming?

I've yet to have one, so I guess I'm interested as well

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Post tickles

>sees h/fur OP image
But you says s/fur

Newfag

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>implying people don't ask this constantly because dog breeding is a thing

Dead?

Bye

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>s/fur
>posts h/fur

That's not how this works.
OP is actually a faggot.

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nnnnnnnnnnice

«Crap!» I shouted with anger on view of empty freezer that was full of food not so long ago. Fucking summer, fucking streets, that day I were creeping out like mouse from my cold smoky apartment to buy food. I noticed three strangers standing near house walls. “Some another moody trash” I thought turning around corner. Suddenly I crashed into guy who hid his face. “Look where you're going” I cried. He took his hood off. Hey, he is...
“Jilbireus!!” I whispered because of excitement. “Yes, I am.” That was the last I heard that moment 'cause I was kicked from back. I got consciousness in the full of bad smelling cellar and there was weird plump guy who's face was covered by large cap. “You can't stop me you flooding oldfaggy bastards!” it was the only profanity that I could understand. Then THEY had come...
Jilby the Marine stood there in company of morning's “moody trash”, the third stranger hadn't come. “Jilbywhore, you bitch, fuck you, go away for the new features!” I yelled and got slap in my face at once. “You really don't know?” Jilby asked. “Really” I answered, and he began to tell me...
I learned that there is a holy war and the Sheezbusters fight the Sheez and their boss called Abu Pedalitto also known as Nariman. Inach, Colchan, Null Chan are the most hot spots. The last Sheezbusters' defeat and withdrawal hit their morale, so, now there are serious battles at Colchan. Unfortunately, our forces are not too victorious. The Sheez begins to occupy Colchan turning it to Collscrap but there are the Sheezbusters, and our IB will die only when the last buster perishes.
Jilby opened my eyes. I understood a lot. I has known that I must to fight together with brave hunters of the Sheezbusters. I has realized I must kick out the Sheez occupation, I must go with the victorious liberation Hunter thread, I really MUST to defend Inach.

Copper is a chemical element with symbol Cu (from Latin: cuprum) and atomic number 29. It is a soft, malleable, and ductile metal with very high thermal and electrical conductivity. A freshly exposed surface of pure copper has a reddish-orange color. Copper is used as a conductor of heat and electricity, as a building material, and as a constituent of various metal alloys, such as sterling silver used in jewelry, cupronickel used to make marine hardware and coins, and constantan used in strain gauges and thermocouples for temperature measurement.
Copper is one of the few metals that occur in nature in directly usable metallic form as opposed to needing extraction from an ore. This led to very early human use, from c. 8000 BC. It was the first metal to be smelted from its ore, c. 5000 BC, the first metal to be cast into a shape in a mold, c. 4000 BC and the first metal to be purposefully alloyed with another metal, tin, to create bronze, c. 3500 BC.[4]
In the Roman era, copper was principally mined on Cyprus, the origin of the name of the metal, from aes cyprium (metal of Cyprus), later corrupted to cuprum, from which the words copper (English), cuivre (French), Koper (Dutch) and Kupfer (German) are all derived.[5] The commonly encountered compounds are copper(II) salts, which often impart blue or green colors to such minerals as azurite, malachite, and turquoise, and have been used widely and historically as pigments. Copper used in buildings, usually for roofing, oxidizes to form a green verdigris (or patina). Copper is sometimes used in decorative art, both in its elemental metal form and in compounds as pigments. Copper compounds are used as bacteriostatic agents, fungicides, and wood preservatives.

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There was my first Sheez. Hunters took out cap from that guy near us and I had seen purple, hamster-cheeked creature. He was a Sheez who was captured that day after terrorist act at Colchan. “Do it” Jilbireus said and the Hunters left the room. And I began. I tortured him with all the methods, I heard his histerical yelping scream, purple blood covered my cloth, but I couldn't resist.
“I'm dying for Abu Pedalitto, and for whom will YOU die?” he wheezed by his crippled mouth. “For the sake of Colchan” I said quietly shooting him with bullet caliber 12. Jilby stood near, and everybody knew that was only beginning...

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These are strangely arousing

>s/fur
>h/fur

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OP is a fag

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auto pilot?
cruise control
sunday morning?

Monday morning here, I need to get some sleep soon

moar

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