Just found this little bastard crawling around on my kitchen floor, and I've never seen anything like it

Just found this little bastard crawling around on my kitchen floor, and I've never seen anything like it.

Anyone who knows what it could be?

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looks a lot like a cricket.

Cricket or beetle

It's a tick

What is your geographic location, you fat nig?

Yeah I guessed something like beetle, but it's really flat and small.
Could it be a young cricket perhaps?

Sweden, the now home of Allah.

Last time I checked tics didn't have wings...

Eat it

Not until I figure out wtf it is.

Looks like niggers have brought the bot fly.
Enjoy eggs hatching under your skin
Rip

Brb going to kill a bunch of niggers and then myself

But that's intolerance to other races and creeds it's wrong.

OP here, I've checked the list of insects and vermin and there's nothing even similar.

I make up for it by killing myself, one white = 100 blacks.

So how's the plan to move out going so far user?

Ticks have 8 legs like spiders, Mr. Wizard.

A "ked". Like an unholy hybrid of louse, tick, and horsefly. Nasty little fuckers.

Did you move to Australia?

The start of a horror movie.

Googled it and it's the closest fit, don't they lay eggs in your eyes and shit?

This user is correct. It's a louse fly/ked. Obligate parasite. Kill it off for justice.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippoboscidae

God damn that's disgusting, gonna set it on fire.

Much thanks for the help and answers Sup Forumsros!