ITT: we poorly describe a videogame and others try to guess it

ITT: we poorly describe a videogame and others try to guess it

I'll start

>greek hitman

>hobo and loli go an adventure
>giraffes!

Illegal recruitment.

>wake up
>raped by furry
>wake up in heaven
>get weapon
>kill everythin
>kill sensei
>rinse and repeat

>I hate myself and want to die

the last of us

yup

>be me, 8 yrs old
>live alongside furry community with my dad
>big space nigger comes and kills everyone
>dad is dead
>space nigger kidnaps me and erases my memory
>space nigger is now senpai
>sent to kill hippies accross the galaxy alongside a hot blonde and a HD version of the retarded robot from Treasure Planet

Where's the bowl?

Contact me when it becomes "available~."

(It's, uhh... invested.)

>become an exterminator using medieval weaponry

>spawn
>GET ON THE POINT
>I'm not fucking doing that
>get killed

Star Wars The Forced Unleashed

hell yeah

The Witcher.

PaRappa the Rapper

God of War?

I was gonna say Vermintide, but I think a character has a gun in that game.

>I'm killing things
>Why am I killing things?
>Woah that's a big guy.
>Kill him too
>Hey why the sun looks like that?
>He's not so big
>Hey he's dead and I win the game.

Pile of shit
Mushrooms buy it
DLC is Mandatory
The content is Articles of Clothing just shit textures a retard had drawn with vomit
Every Patch breaks the game more it's not been patched in a while and the only part is not as bad as the single player content but still fucking terrible


Every game since 2009

>one eye
>green smoke gives him health
>scary

>siege of stalingrad the game

Seriously, nobody?
Probably too old for y'all to know about Sup Forumsabies...

trimming armour for free

Kill yourself

Destroying the environment and killing the peaceful animals in order to please your need for construction.

>follow quest markers
>press F to experience cinematic experience

All modern 'games'

dark souls

so you move like wood but you are not a lumberjack

COH2?

Click click, bang bang, whistle whistle

So. Many. Cliff Racers.

nope, also kys

>But we did everything right

overwatch

No one has guessed this one yet in previous posts

>my wife and I look almost exactly the same
>we're both addicted to pills
>house is haunted 24/7

> anyone there?
> follow me!
> cmon!

>overwatch
no

Uhh... Bioshock?

>Magical space dude
>Teleporting
>Politics
>Save the loli
>WHALES

Dishonored?

>Bunch of retards come off a bus
>Fuckin hell this place is a wasteland
>Find big treasure chest
>Open that shit
>CTHULU

Correct!

Borderlands

Borderlands

>Space gas station
>Robots
>Vikings
>Motherfucking Rap Battles

Fuck yeah. Such a great series. Except the Pre Sequel.

God damn I have ptsd now

don't go around breaking young girls hearts

A skinny bastard stole your car and you have to drive a shitty car to get it back, also there's this black guy who has a hardon for you

>Armor bro helps red headed anime protag find his dad
>Armor bro slaughters millions

mad max

cold asshole dismembering every bastard in the way

Reality

partying out with friends, somewhy you listened to that guy on the elevator.

>be medieval Lara Croft
>get dragon
>best flying mechanic in any game to date
>semi open world
>got a sequel
>why did that game get forgotten I will never know

LISA the painful?
Dead space?

Dead Island?

Hold on I'll help.

>Oh no I died and now I look like a burnt piece of bacon.

I know the game, but not the name. Why did it get forgotten?

Siege or battlefield?

Morrowind

nope

>be dumb eurojapanese chick with purple hair
>work for the police against bad guys
>turns out the police is kind of bad too
>find out lost brother is a cunt and fight him in the last stage
>country almost ruined and lots of people die

>the engineers have looked over it and it's only cosmetic damage should be fine for the next stage

>f6
>repeat

Any Bethesda RPG

obviously medievil

no

ONI?

lose your teeth and fly a plane

ring ring, we have a winnah
>dead space

>mothers religious as fuck
>you get told off and beat
>cries self to sleep

>hygiene item kills terrorists for humanity

>spend 100 hours putting machines in pretty patterns
>never get to launch rockets

Spec ops the line... oh wait that's sulphur

Insurgency?

Kek

Kerbal space kek

Pac man

WHY WONT YOU DIE

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

>mailman deflects bullet with his forehead

>cute lil basterds
>throw n' explode

minecraft, now fuck off

Fallout NV

>2 hours build defenses
>Get wiped out by arty

PUBG or another of that genre.

FE binding blade?

indeed

GRAND CHAMPION

no idea, it came out in the right time for games like that, 1999, so Rune and Soul Reaver were around that time. I still play it today and its as fun as it was when I first played it. I think it just didn't get enough promotion and it didn't pick up. It made enough money for a ps2 sequel tho, but it ended then. Wish they did a remake of it but that will never happen. Drakan is the name btw

YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE

>Throw something that should be impossible to throw.
>Best Final Boss in decades
>Good Soundtrack

Dark souls?

good job

Binding of Isaac?

I don't remember plot, but FF13?

Correct

>im gaming
>im gaming
>cut scene
>im gaming
>im | cut scene | gaming
>cut scene
>cut scene
>credits
>cut scene to indicate sequal
>wtf did i win or???

Binding of Isaac.
Angry birds

Blazing Blade, it's close so I'll give that to you

The PS2 sequel kina stank though. Not enough focus on the flying.