Are casting couches really a thing?

Are casting couches really a thing?

Very, very real.

Only if youre attractive

Us uggos have to actually work hard and show talent to get work.

I took million cocks up in my ass on these casting couches

they are real

Of course you fucking tard

Men are pigs

Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

fuck you got me

What percentage of men and women do you think would recognise this couch?

I would say

80% of men
20% of women

You also need to be ugly in a very specific, endearing way.

Straight ugliness, like clint howard, only gets you work if you're ron howard's brother.

Interestingly enough I've never actually seen a video with this couch in it. I only know it as a meme.

Ask Kat Dennings how she got on Thor.

Aaron Paul said something about it, if I'm not mistaken

type in brcc on pornhub
You'll find it

Such a dumb joke but I love it

Do they keep that same couch or you think they replace it every couple of months?

Must get pretty filthy

Hayley Williams apparently got her band Paramore started with that little black couch according to Sup Forums

I'm laughing hard right now

Degenerate whore

I loved her face of satisfaction during the facial abuse video

this

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Her dad was the CEO for Goldman Sachs

What's more interesting:
Who whores themselves out on those yachts in Cannes and Monte Carlo?

I don't think The Dictator was far off with his pinboard of celebrities he aladeen'd on.

I can't believe I ever jacked to his videos. They're so staged in retrospect. At least FA brings raw human emotion.

Movies are a very risky business as far as I know. Most people who know what they are doing are probably very OCD about finding the right actor for a role, hopefully it would be difficult for them to do that if they limited themselves to the people who would have sex with them for the role but I don't know.

They are real.
Fat sweaty jews in power get blown by a new girl everyday.
And the fucked up part is, these girls dont care, they just see it as something that is normal in that world.

No, the really fucked up thing in hollywood is the childactors who get molested by rich pedofiles.

This. The pedo shit is the bad things.

The other is just whores being whores. If it wasn't the entertainment business, they would have just fucked the boss at their office job.

The really fucked up thing is that it's not me getting blown.

B-listers and below who want to make the leap.

Fallen As who want the project that'll project them back up.

Anyone else who wants to make it.

Actors and actresses admit to them. Former child stars claim that they were molested often when they were famous.
Not only is it very real, it's probably a LOT more expansive than we think.

>childactors who get molested by rich pedofiles
Examples?

You have to be really naive to think that no business fucking has happened in Hollywood.

Not necessarily in a comedic way on a specific black leather couch but it has no doubt happened.

Well the guy changes offices constantly, so I'd imagine he always takes his furniture.

He probably gets a giant cleaning crew to go to town on that couch though.

Corey Feldman

Go on...

Anyone who knows Dan the Man

The Houses of Parliament

How do you think Bryan Singer is casting the X-Men movies?

The fridge

I've been working (kinda low level job) at my little Euro country's tv and film industry and shit like young actresses fucking the producers and directors for work is something pretty normal. I doubt it's any different anywhere else, including Hollywood. Shit, even women in other businesses are using their sex as a way to advance in the career, it's nothing very shocking.

Hasn't it already been established that he likes little boys?

>men can get in the industry no problem
>women need to use the casting counch to get roles
How is this not sexism?

Should we really be turning a blind eye to this sort of prostitution? It seems like something we're all okay with when we really shouldn't be.

I think he was referring to Bry-bry's twink parties

Using sex for money or status is something that can't be erased. It has been a thing with humans since the beginning and will continue to be.

Unless you're working with Ian McKellen or Kevin Spacey.

>men have to be talented, dedicated and lucky to get in the industry
>women just spread their legs no problem
How is this not sexist?

this is why i love porn films.
>lel prostitution is illegal
>oh but you can create a fake casting couch porn video with sex.

Men have the casting couch too. There are a lot of fags in Hollywood.

So millions of """refugees""" are pigs? :^)

>men can get in the industry no problem
>problem

Because women get paid less for spreading their legs than men get paid for being talented.

Also higher supply and lower demand of leg-spreading than for talent.

Give me an objective reasoning for why prostitution is illegal/wrong and I'll answer.

Warning: I'm a moral relativist

Be honest Sup Forums, would you be willing to suck dick if it meant you could become a rich Hollywood star?

what solution do you suggest?

Why are casting couches always black?

but the wage gap isn't real and considering the amount of talentless sluts and twinks in hollywood i'd say the second sentence is wrong too

I'd suck dick even if it didn't mean I could become a rich Hollywood star, no homo

If they're white you will see all the stains.

How is that not homo though?

What country?

It doesn't matter unless you're implying the industry's whores would be any different in different countries.

kek

I've heard GDP is legit. I hope it's true.

It depends. Is it a one time thing, or am I taking dick every fucking week? Also, how successful would I be? Is this an indie film, or is it an installment in a multi-billion dollar franchise? A lot of variables involved here, so I'm unsure right now.

This desu. Looks fun.

>Transporter 3

>Natalya Rudakova was spotted by Luc Besson on the street as she hurried to her job at a New York City hair salon. He paid for 25 acting lessons over a six-month period in Paris before she received the role,

Rumor has it she walzed into the audition an literaly said "Who do i have to fuck to get the part".
Apparenly the casting director was into jewbies.

>Besson's second wife was actress Maïwenn Le Besco, who was 15 when they began dating in 1991.[17] They were married in late 1992 when Le Besco was pregnant with their daughter Shanna, who was born on 3 January 1993.[18] Le Besco later claimed that their relationship inspired Besson's film Léon (1994).[17]

But in the industry exist a lot of woman in the casting part of a movie.
But i think its only for kidz auditions.

What if the "whores being whores" only do that because they'd been trained to since they were children?

So, the rumors are true?

But only PPP

HOLY SHIIIIIT YOU RIGHT NIGGA!!!


ALL IS CONNECTED

You're a funny guy.

For you.

whats a casting couch??

you cant cast a couch because couching cant act right??

FUCKING FAGGOTS GET OFF MY BAORD

homo detected

where's my cock?

Is give my prime virginal pale Irish boipucci to a producer to get famous no sweat.

Id then climb the rungs through the years and have then killed via poison. But until then...just fuck my arse up, Weinstein.

I hope so. Women often use sex appeal to get what they want. It makes me happy thinking about one having to fuck someone they're repulsed by.

ask Tom Hardy

Everyone who says no is a liar

Haven't anyone ask her about Dan?

Yep, She said hate it dan schneider in a forum or site like that.

>It makes me happy thinking about one having to fuck someone they're repulsed by.
You must have fond memories of your past relationships then

Yes. Do you think some fat director will lose the chance to go balls deep in some young girl?

So, fuck refn elle fanning?

Except that till the end of your life it stays with you. I can't say for sure what I'd do, but I know I'd think about it.

no fuck you

This particular type of prostitution gives women an unfair advantage, since a pussy is inevitably much more tempting to a male than a dick is to a female.

why would someone hate Dan "the man" Schneider?

>muh wage gape in dick sucking skills
JUST
U
S
T

>moral relativist

translation: cunt

Cunnys and old womans?

FA?

>tfw waifu has actual morals and self respect and therefore undoubtedly declined the casting couch
>now faded away into obscurity
;__;

God dammit you fucker kek

Who was it?

ur mum lel xd

That chingchong bitch from facialabuse.