I have a Silver Match lighter. What does Sup Forums have?

I have a Silver Match lighter. What does Sup Forums have?

I have a swell pelican statue.

I have cancer

got a message in a bottle for you op

I have work in the morning

I have social anxiety

I have a severe case of alcoholism and probably a list of mental disorders as long as my arm.

Two Zippos and a Champ.

sweet

Diarrhea

I know right?

...

I have..... no need for a lighter.

I have a stool sample.

A old mirror.

Artistic ability

I have a picture of this handsome girl

So hot... so creamy...

Kek

I have old guitar (and mess in room)

What does it say?

A healthy relationship with fapping, anime, and stalker.