You have 10 SECONDS to name a better food condiment than KETCHUP.
>protip: you can't.
You have 10 SECONDS to name a better food condiment than KETCHUP
Joseph Hill
Samuel Wood
Salt
Isaiah Watson
Semen.
Hunter Young
tartare sauce
but only rly for fish and chips
Brayden Wright
Ranch, teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, barbecue sauce, nothing, water, piss, cum, shit
Aaron Phillips
Parmesan Cheese
Caleb Cook
Real tomatoes
Jace Myers
Garlic Mayo
Luke Flores
Mayo
Nolan Reed
Dijon mustard
Cooper Moore
...
Noah Diaz
Literally ANYTHING ELSE.
Mustard, mayo, any aioli...
Ketchup fucking sucks unless you mix it with hotsauce.
Isaac Hill
>aioli
its a shitty fad.
Cooper Peterson
the blood of your dead enemies
Jordan Richardson
Air.
"I put that sh*t on everything!"
Ethan Nguyen
Dumbfuck, ranch has been the top condiment since the late ninetys. Ketchup was cool back when your mom was sucking dicks on the playground. Get with the times you dumb faggot fuckface asshole.
Easton Miller
Frank's Red Hot or Tabasco sauce.
Wyatt Martin
Semen
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Jaxon Gomez
Blue cheese from my nutsack.
Adam Cook
You know the word literally comes from one meaning "salmon juice", right? 鮭汁
Also, the best condiment is gochujang. Put it on your sandwiches, guys, you won't regret it.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Mayo.
>less sugar (almost none)
>its a preservative when made, no additions
>comes from egg, protein instilled
>lower callories
>goes with anything meat related
>mayo sauce stems from it
Liam Smith
literly oil emulgated with egg so there goes the no calories part
If you make it yourself its 700ml oil to 2 egg yolks (40g)
Industrial 1 yolk (20g) to 16l of oil
so nearly no protein boi
Lincoln Perry
Try basting chicken with it when roasting; it's amazing. Also, replace the butter with mayo when making grilled cheese, and you will thank me.
Alexander Sanders
What am I, 12?
Joshua Taylor
Honey mustard. I win.
Austin Walker
Mayo is the GOAT condiment
John Garcia
HP, now fuck off.
Thomas Rodriguez
that's literally one of the worst condiments
Thomas Thomas
Tzatziki.
Shit literally goes with everything.
Adrian Nguyen
Crack
Xavier Barnes
but basic mayo doesn't taste like anything
Anthony Ward
God, my wife loves the homemade stuff so much, I've caught her eating spoonfuls of it. I gotta hide the shit. Yeah, yeah; she sounds fat.
Easton Lopez
garlic lol
Levi Russell
Horsey sauce crushes
Juan Scott
The chicken fry sauce from burger king
Daniel Johnson
I don't think I could handle a spoonful of it.
Tyler Kelly
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Jose Hall
Mustard you faggot
Luis Martinez
sour cream cyкa
Benjamin Ward
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Michael Nelson
>marmite
Noah Moore
Delicious, Smokey, Ajvar.
Eli Morris
Buffalo wing sauce, ranch dressing, barbeque (especially brown sugar or honey BBQ), turkey gravy and sweet and sour sauce.
Nathaniel Green
Barbecue one
Cooper Richardson
nigger paste
James Bell
You do.
Connor Davis
Fuck yeah dude
David Price
EZ Cheez.
Brandon Wood
semen
Gavin Nelson
Niggers semen
Joseph Cooper
Sauce Hollandaise
Ryan James
nigger blood
Levi Nguyen
Jalapenos
Nathaniel Campbell
nigger hearts
Tyler Martinez
Salt
It is used in all fast foods
Juan Anderson
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