Lets get ready for a stories anons, not typed out so bare with my drunk ass

Lets get ready for a stories anons, not typed out so bare with my drunk ass.

>Be me 22 semi alcoholic
>Live with gf of a year, not too happy, not too ugh with the whole situation
>Live in shitty apartment, downstairs neighbors are blesibains (black lesbians relevant later)
>Be chilling smoking a cig and a drinking my 3rd cup of vodka cus I am garbage
>live on the third floor and gf thinks I quit smoking so I flick them over the balcony away from where she parks to avoid suspicion
>One day I flick the butt in the wrong direction
>This pisses off the dirty black lesbos

Everyone watched!
Every step is taken!
We march in rank and file.
Everyone watched!
Every step is taken!
Do you know the radio operator?
From Funkwerk
And love by the way
Sings everyone happily,
Sing, comrades, with:

In the little town, a girl lives
And we love that so much,
For it has two blue eyes,
Blonde hair, Seventeen years,
Tell me, what more do we want,
We radio guns?

Because we are from the L.N. Company,
And we always say, "I love, love you,"
And all the girls listen.
The da dit, di da di dit!

If the service is also difficult,
Press the shooting gun,
We are not all afraid;
Whether the hand aches,
Whether the sand crunches,
The sweat streams from the face.
Then a song sounds
As by itself by rank and file,
Sings everyone happily,
Sings comrades, with:

In the little town lives. , , ,
If the Sunday is there,
Go with Hurray
Enter the little town.
Everyone then shows,
That he can dance
With the handsome maids.
When the violin sings
And a waltz song,
Then they all sing,
Then they all sing:

In the little town lives. , ,

Let me give some more context Black lesbo 1 lets call her S, she's cool drinks and we chill sometimes
>Blesbo 2 lets call her H is a total control freak cunt
>S comes upstairs and tells me about the "incident" I apologize while stumbling and slurring, it all goes well
> She goes back downstairs and tells her gf what happens
>AN hour later I have another smoke cus I am garbage and I am still drinking
>Bitch blesbi H comes upstairs and screeches saying I am doing it cus I am white and not black
>I look hispanic and can pass for it but I am really white
>I say she's confusing me with a different race and I couldn't care less about that kinda shit because I want to avoid conflict
>Apparently I chucked a cig on the windshield of the negro lesbos
>fml
>mfw I actually say fml outloud because I am drunk and autistic

Whats this gay shit nigga?

its a song I wrote

>Heres my only chance to fix this bullllllshittttt
>I say I am actually mildly autistic
>This triggers the negress
>She complains that some retard shouldn't have an apartment higher up then hers and that she deserves better
>This bitch.png
>She calls management
>my gf is still at work at this point and management comes by with the security team cus apparently this shit happens often enough for us to have a security team
>This bitch is screeching and bitching at the people who run this hell hole
>I keep acting autismic to sell my bullshit

>Everything is going to hell, I am drunk off my ass, reeing to sell my autism
>My gf is getting off of work soon so I need to fix this shit and make sure it stops
>I actually start screaming and making retard noises
>H starts screaming for S and they both go to full negro and screaming about how I am a racist
>Cops called
>I start screaming louder about tendies, mummy and whatever bullshit I can to avoid cops and gfs wrath
>Cops show up and they want to taze me cus I am screeching like Amy Schumer on a hot day
>I ask a cop to come to the side and he talks to me with a taser held 5 feet from my chest

hi screencap

>Cop can sense I am drunk and I tell him "look I am drunk, I am on my own property, they're just being skanks cus "muh race card" officer"
>Live in Florida so the coo I talk to buys it and is totally a Sup Forumsro
>He says they can't do anything because I have autism and that they should talk to my care taker when he or she gets back
>I used to work at spirt halloween so I have makeup, prosthetics, and wigs sitting around cus I am a dirty nigger thief

> I look entirely different, my own mother probably couldn't recognize me
>I am a fat fuck, warts, fucked up teeth, 15 years older at least looking bitch with goth hair and makeup
>I talk to blesbos after cops leave
>"Sorry he's my autistic cousin and I take care of him I will make sure nothing like this happens again and if there is anything I can do, please let me know girls"
>"whatcha mean gurlsss cracka ass hoe?"
>They freak the fuck out and my gf is off work at this point she'll be home soon so fuckkkkk
>I try to defuse the situation so they start going full nigger
>Like ohhhhhh gurlll shanequiananae did you here this raggady ass old white bitch?
>allofmywat.gif
>I'm sorry ladies I can't make up for my little nephew flicking smokes but maybe I can give you a piece offering
>they didn't realize I fucked up by actually saying niece
>Sure what you gun give us cracka?
>I give them a bottle of tequila and I am pretty sure my gfs car pulls up to her spot
>Panic.webm

>I pull out 100 cash and and a bottle of rum and hold it right in front of them and say its yours but only if you take it now
>They take it and run like a bunch of niggers would
>They go the the apartment below and the next thing they do is loudly start smoking and screeching, they start smoking the devils lettuce, and they play the loudest nigger music possible

>Heeeyyy what a minute I saw as gf comes home
>Baby the neighbors are smoking marijuana and playing loud music we can call the cops love
>Call said police and they come back less than an hour after leaving
>Cops show up selling mary j wanna
>cops freak out and call backup hearing negro music thinking about the swarms of hundreds of negros ready to shoot the white cops
>5 cop cars outside while I smoke a cig and wait for the screams
>"Police, Police, Police" Cops scream as they go and raid the place
>I hear screaming and the girls get arrested for smoking
>I laugh my ass off and they nig into the night
>Enjoy my nigger hate story Sup Forums

my fucking sides dude xd

It's gay nigger.

Eat my ass stranger I can drink your bodyweight you 300 lb fuck

Op here also itt I insult anyone who comments

Myself included I'm alcoholic garbage

Don't xD me you gay fuck I'll stick my cat in your ass

Escu me, anyone know the name of dis fruitz?

My name is cat rapist

what kind of fucking gay story was that?

>My drunk one nigger faggot

Also you have no stories worth typing out nigger jew