What are some things you have been taught by women?

What are some things you have been taught by women?

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That looks/sex really do matter almoat as much as everything else.

>Have wife/10 gf but who has had a chubby mom body since she was a teen.

How to properly choke

The hornier the girl is in the moment the more sexual things she'll do she otherwise wouldn't

A little alcohol helps there too. Only time my gf will suggest anal is after a few drinks.

That I have a dishwasher in my kitchen.

>things you have been taught by women?
NEVER trust a woman

To respect the feminine.. The feminine is creative, nurturing, and intuitive. If we treat such a force with love it gives birth to incredible things... Namely you horny niggers. Women taught me to love myself before loving another, to be patient and forgiving. Be thankful for what you have, thankfulness is the foundation for creating beyond measure. If you don't value what you have, you can't make the most of it

Been taught by girls:
Proper female masturbation, penetration and squirting techniques.
How to pull other girls
How to approach any girl without sounding like a creep

I have learned:
All women change (some more, some less) after they "nest" (move in or marry)

Also, the more fucked up a girls early years were, the larger the variety of kinks and fetishes she will have

Anyone read the text right on the wall... who the hell writes such notices???

>Also, the more fucked up a girls early years were, the larger the variety of kinks and fetishes she will have

must be a total female thing ...

got some bad news for you dude, pretty certain you're gay

That money and persistence are the only things that matter

If they've been raped as a child they end up liking to be to rape rp or be dominated when they're older. Probably don't even have to be older if you can understand

2d>3d

That's called retraumatization and it's why kids with fucked up childhoods look for significant others similar to their abusers when they get older. They try to make it happen again so they can try to make more sense of it

They know a lot more than you think they know. Try not to keep secrets from them. Learnt this the hard way. Much better to be honest.

I just do it again because it was not and pleasurable the first time around

*it was hot

Treating them like a princess is the quickest way to lose them. Treating them like shit is the easiest way to keep them worshiping you. It's also pretty funny at times.

grammer

speling

What do you mean?

Eticket

My Geometry teacher in high school was really fucking hot.
So she kinda taught me how to hide my boner without drawing attention to myself.

I always used the prolonged shoelace tying technique

inb4 boner hiding apparatus

Litrelly laughed out loud at this.

It's all fun and games until you pop wood with boxer briefs on. Then it sneaks its way down one side and nestles up against your warm leg.

I was told im a natural at oral, but i got enough feedback over the years to make any girl come. Also was taught that EVERY girl thinks its hard to get them off..

Most important lesson from a woman was no matter how hard you love someone, it can be simple as a roll of the dice whether or not theyll choose to be with you... also, you might love them, but they can still give you the clap.

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100% agree. Was basically my ex girlfriends bitch. I was besotted over her. She was my everything. So would do anything for her. Girls don't like that shit. You need to make them earn it, you need to make them want you, want your attention, so now I'm with my new girlfriend I treat her like she's second best but at times give her a lot of love and show my normal side. We're madly in love and I really respect her. But genuinely it goes back to that same old shit. Girls like being treated bad, they like going out with dicks. Because being mean sort of jokingly but with a bit of meaning behind it) with them all that time makes them want you more and it makes always lusting after me. Can't believe she's still putting up with me

Sex is disgusting and love is gay and for losers and all people r filled with eternal sadness and hatred and fear and anger and depression and bewilderment and the purpose of life is to be free of sex and ownership and relationships and love and feelings and seek enlightenment and awakening and resurrection

:)
But in all seriousness, how was hiding a boner ever a problem? I'd just point it straight up and under my waist-band.

Gaaaaayyyyyyyyy

But then only certain guys can pull off that routine in front of others and not be attacked for it. If you're beta looking, then protector men will come in and say "That's no way to treat a lady" or something. They only defer to and condone that behavior from natural alphas. You can get bullied into behaving towards the woman in a way that is ineffective and then those same guys will laugh at you as their "advice" and commands get you rejected when you actually obey them.

>squirt
Show me the organ in greys anatomy that stores/secretes said liquid...

Oh wait, its the bladder, never mind.

to never listen to women on the subject of getting women. even lesbians

An older woman. Taught me the proper way to do anal

Bitches are more likely to have raw sex after a few drinks

Maybe you shouldn't "obey" other people.

Understanding both spheres of humanity leads to deeper knowledge. As we live longer and healthier humanity will start to transcend gender.

Exactly, but I'm making the observation that this behavior is easier to pull off for some and to do it openly with no opposition

They have taught me that they're only good for one thing.

Prostate massage

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That marriage is a con job, and you are not marrying what you think you are marrying - classic bait and switch tactics. Starts out fucking your brains out then, once she's squeezed a couple of pups out of her clunge, the sex stops because she has no use for it anymore - her biological needs have been met. No more pussy for you, because she's not interested anymore. This has happened to every one of my friends.

ahhh... you learned it too. xD

Then don't get married for sex, dumbass. That speaks volumes of your character and level of maturity that you would care so much about that.

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They are only useful for being warm fleshlights that weigh about 100-130lbs

No matter how much they say they aren't gol diggers or don't need material stuff, there is something built in that makes them need/want you to have money.

perhaps so she can have a baby with you? which is not free

if she wants to have you in a relationship she will have sex with you otherwise you will leave/cheat that is not of an interest to her

Hah what a joke! Androgynous olympics!

A woman is not obligated to have sex with anyone. There's no way you would say this in the real world

Hormones influence your thoughts and behavior. Just like how steroids give you male hormones and help you build muscle, but can lead to roid rage. Some transexuals will take female hormones and get sex changes. There are already ways for designer babies with genes that you want to posses to be born. The future the elite will be born from designer sperm and eggs and be able to switch between genders through surgery.

No

a relationship wont make you happy and to enjoy being sad forever

It's already been imagined by others for thousands of years. Soon the Godhead will be obtained by mortals in the future. The world population can't sustain itself for much longer. As soon as all the unnecessary people are removed the true work can begin.

That special girl will betray you with your friends.
Your friends will betray you with that special girl.

I have learned this too

It's so hot to think about my friends gangbanging my girlfriend. I don't have any friends or a girlfriend.

True, but on the other side of that coin a man is not obligated to abstain from sex because he can't get it from his wife, and if he does get it elsewhere she has no right to get angry about it.

ive been taught by man that its so easy to manipulate them whenever i want,
they think im their bitch while the truth is..
they are my bitch when they beg me for sex

how to cook

Using their pussy as an oven?

the uterus feels weird and rubbery

guarantee a woman wrote this tripe

Were you having sex in the ocean/bath/jacuzzi/any body of water?

no, I was digging real deep one time.

everything they say they want, is a big fucking lie

it only feels rubbery if its been washed, fuck a girl in some water you'll see what I mean

the uterus? not just like vaginas in general?

also, the last time I had sex was 6 years ago and the current forecast don't look good, but I'll keep it in mind lol

*Secret vasectomy*
Boom if she gets pregnant then you divorce and sue them

Not to trust women.

That all women's decisions are based on emotion. They will weave some labyrinthine logic as a means for justification only.

Treat them like children because they ARE children

This, Also:

>Traps are safer
>She will get pregnant when SHE wants to
>She will lie about who's kid it is
>She will leave you if you don't have a job
>She will come back once you get a job
>Not smart enough to think creatively
>Women are retarded, literally
>Do not expect them to do anything right until they have done it in front of you


This list could go on forever to be honest.


The worst ones to watch out for are feminists, women who call themselves strong, colored hair, they have cats, they have piercings, they eat everything without a care in the world.....
Again this list could go on for a long fucking time.


Source: 65 notches in my belt and single because hookers and porn are more enjoyable unless it is time to settle down. Also, not falling for the legal marriage meme.

how to take a kick to the nuts.

to find out how many guys a girl has been with, ask her, then double that number to get the real answer. maybe even triple it.

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alcohol is bad

If you have enough money you can have girls you couldn't otherwise have.

They all cheat. My exwife cheated on me, so I've banged eight married chicks since. They are all sluts.

It is easy to be enamored by beauty, and think a woman is frail, and you are stronger. I have seen the strongest man taken down by a woman. Jealousy, rage, self pity, leading to homicide and/or suicide. Also remember, wo-MAN. Cunts can hurt or kill you. Still want to fuck them though.

>The worst ones to watch out for are feminists, women who call themselves strong, colored hair, they have cats, they have piercings, they eat everything without a care in the world.....

What's the best thing about people that don't reproduce?
They don't reproduce.

Let the abstainers and abortionists destroy their own genetic line.
Don't help them.
Troll them by living the trad life.

My mom taught me how
To do laundry
Make tacos
Make hamburger helper
Water plants and garden
Do chores
Scrambeled eggs

Roommate taught me the importance of having a clean bathroom in the house

Random female friends
Taught me the importance of exfoliation and decent skin care and hair care techniques

Some online hooker taught me how to clean my dick.

Most of my girlfriends usually turn me on to different music.

This.

Ever read Tender is the Night by F Scott Fitzgerald? Dick Diver is ruined by Nicole Warren, one of his former patients in his psychiatric practice

Wish my mom would have taught me how to masturbate

youre just super losers

Almost quads

My mistress teaches me respect. I have to wash my cock before I show it to her. I only cum when she lets me. I have to perform my nightly ritual of rubbing my cock before I go to bed. My wife taught me nothing and knows nothing.

Applied linear algebra

This.
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Lick your wife's butt

That vaginas are boring and overrated.

Don't cut yourself on all that fedora

The entirety of my elementary school education.