Say nice things about my dick

say nice things about my dick

i hope ur a grower

what if i'm not?

In order to post something nice, I'd actually have to be able to see the little thing

It won't stop your balls from getting a nice, even tan.

It's perfect for a third grader.

Have you considered not shaving?

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Flaccid length and appearance are unfair criteria by which one should rate a cock.

We gotta see the guy ready to go in order to make a fair assessment.

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Its unintimidating

It's almost visible

How big hard?

well.. at least you touched 2 more girls than the average faggot on Sup Forums

Looks like mine but I'm also around 100 lbs overweight

I'm not ashamed either and have been nude in public many times (beaches, a naked 5k).

Wear it proud, user. No one can hurt you if you embrace it

The average faggot on Sup Forums doesn't care about touching girls. I mean it, I'm a fag, i just want dicks and OMG ISN'T THAT LITTLE THING ADORABLE

tee hee

So i'm not an average faggot? I love touching my girls body, I love her tits and pussy. Also, maybe you can awnser this, why don't I like penisses or my own penis?

the answer is: you just don't like it.

Funny story, all of my gay friends and partners have told me stories about their "revelation moment"

Most of them just were always that way, others like me took a long time to realize, but then it's kinda obvious that we liked it.

So far no one that I have ever met has told me : I made the decision to like dicks.

So it's normal ? My girl likes my dick and says it's beautiful. I really don't see it tbh. I wonder how gay people feel about coming out admitting they like penisses though.

well, I live in Spain, so for me it was like:
- Mom, meet my boyfriend
- Hi, will you dine with us tonight ?

But, the moment I realised I liked it ? boy, I lasted right about a day before acquiring dildos.

Well good on you for coming out and your parents accepting it. I hope you're happy in life !

Looks like a thumb

More interestingly: Why is such a big/bad deal to be gay in the US ?

No idea mate, I'm from Belgium so I don't know about that.

>before acquiring dildos

are you implying having a dildo is gay? I have a dildo shaped as a penis and with a very realistic skin which I suck every now and then, but have never touched a man, had thoughts about a man I know's penis, and also don't want to touch or see a real penis. I have a girlfriend and love to fuck her hard in every hole for hours like an animal and she loves it. I think I am just a straight guy who likes to suck a plastic penis once in a while, or is that too stupid?

You won't hurt anyone with it

It was just a figurative trope. Everyone has their kicks, user. For me is really big dildos and immobilization (together), for you is licking normie sized dildos.

low coefficient of air friction
wide selection of bike seats
a dick built for speed

It's not deformed

This make you jelous

Honestly it's just kinda a religious thing. I've noticed that it's a pattern here where if your parents are say Christian or something they'll get up on you for it because it's "against God's will" or whatever. Maybe that's not the case but it's just what I've seen. Sucks thought I'll give ya that much.

I'd suck that thing so hard.

Oh. Religion here doesn't conflict much with it ?

Like, we have all these big ass processions and churches, but then some of the fuckers carrying christ are openly gay, and no one cares.

I'm pretty sure we are the official nation of not giving a fuck. Which would explain our economy..

It's got hot chicks near it

Sounds wonderful!

That can happen here but more often than not it won't. Luckily I don't think I'm gay quite yet, bi at most, so it's nothing I have to worry much about.

Just wish Americans could, oh I dunno, learn to not be so far up their own asses so they can see that liking the other sex really isn't a big deal.

It could just be a white people thing here though. Not quite 100% sure on that one.

Sorry for rambling. Probably should be continuing to post but I need to put my thoughts somewhere that other people can see but won't be able to see for very long. Its oddly therapeutic.

Please continue to share. I'm a full blooded gay, I subsist solely on cum and drama.

Yeah, "Recent Events" have shown that a lot of people there have some issues relaxing.

Another interesting fact: we don't.. draw an open line between people as easily like that ?

I have a hard time calling someone black or white or yellow or purple.. We just call people by name xD

And sex discussion is basically a national sport here. I have a whatsapp group with a bunch of friends (fems and chums) and we post dicks and tits, and ask for advice xD

Sorry, my eyes are stuck on Blondie Band-Aids.

bite size

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Fair enough XD

Yeah, unfortunately that is the case... I wish more here could be like that. It would be so nice to live someplace where it was as smooth sailing as it sounds like it is there.

And that's so perfect XD

I have a buddy who is, I suppose by American standards of "ya gotta be in a woman to not be a virgin" is still a virgin and he asks for advice all the time because I guess I am some god to him for having two fuck buddies. :| I don't see it but it's really entertaining.

I feel legitimately bad because he's decent looking and extremely nice. I don't know why no girl do much with him...

I'd go for him but like, we fucked once and then he wasn't into it so I guess he's straight which is mildly unfortunate.

Please tell me if you would like me to stop talking.

after couple of beers I would suck it

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mfw this is what 99% of the guys dicks in here look like flaccid.

time to stop drinking beer.

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It's damn cute

word of advice: relax. If I didn't wanted to talk I'd just shut the thread.

Come to spain then ! Me and my bf will welcome you here. Hope you don't mind bondage too much :)

how's he a virgin if you guys fucked ? wot.
That's retarded xDDD

I have a friend that has the record in our group for "taking people to the other side" 11 dudes, that were pretty hard on not being gay. They all banged him tho.

I'd suggest.. keep trying. most of the times pride and superstition can be worn off with a little coziness :)

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It would look good in a chastity device.

That's probably good advice. I have a tendency to annoy people so I try to be the least amount of annoying as possible.... I don't like annoying people...

And I would but money is an issue and also probably some legal things or something would have to be looked into. Don't question it.

I'm not all that great looking, or fit or anything of the sorts though so you'd have to put up with that if I could end up coming over...

Don't ask me. In the US if your penis has not been inside of a vagina you are not a virgin. Doesn't matter if it's been in someones ass, or vice versa. You're still a virgin. Makes no fucking sense but whatever...

That's amazing XD What a champ!

And maybe, I will have to see. I try every once in a while but not too often as to not be... Weird? I dunno.

I FUCKED UP

IF YOUR PENIS HAS NOT BEEN IN A VAGINA YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

SORRY TYPO XD

Jelly black boi?

You remind me of my bf when we started dating. Relax, people don't really care, and tend to forget you in a week. They don't care as much as you think they do, really.

Then, what's stopping you from getting fit ? I'm 23 years old, and this past months I have gone from 82kg to 73, and still going down.

And that ties in with the last bit. For example, i have a really hard time making out with someone if they are even remotely chubby, but I'm perfectly fine (and even consider it really sexy) to just be flat, no muscles needed.

I know it sounds.. pretentious, but it might as well be the case.

I will keep that in mind... Thank you :)

And I don't know. I don't have much motivation I guess... I would love to be thin but I can never get myself to be in the right mindset to lose the weight.

I lost like 14 pounds at one point but hit a plateau and it frustrated me so I gave up because I am weak...

I've not weighed myself in a while but I figured I gained it back during a recent depression thing. .-.

And that makes sense.No worries.

Then what you need is focus.Don't set yourself the goal to loose all the wight you think you need to loose, just set your goal in doing 10 min of exercise today.

Then do 20, after resting the next day. And so on. Try eating a bit more healthily every so often. Like, don't eat the whole pizza, only half.

Really, it's the small steps, and repetition. And listen, about the depression.. if nothing really matters, you might as well enjoy the ride :)

It has worked for me so far. Gonna go play dome vidya with my bf, user. Hope you better luck with your friend, and remember, just do the small steps.