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They kicked me out of s/fur.

you can't get kicked out of threads lol

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Unit?

what

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what's up... my dudes...

Grams

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just hanging out
what's up my dude

ounces

setting up an uber appointment.

it must be real super
unless you mean uber like the app

Ounces aren't g units.

idk you said grams and i said ounces

the application

They were all like "Go back to your g/fur, Snarf", and I was all like "Myeh, but Imma wealtor!"

oh, neat
don't get stabbed or something

well, nobody's forcing you to leave threads
mostly since they can't actually make you not be in a thread

In that case I'll say kilograms. They're better because they start with K.

i errantly made an immediate pickup request instead of a future pickup request and might have used my free ride voucher on it

They can when you're a wealtor.

more cozy plz

I'll cozy you.

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go for it, if it's what you like

oh shit, that kind of sucks, can you talk to support for it and maybe not have it wasted?

hmm, well who wants to be there anyways, then?

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I want my hunnibuns, but he's at a beer festival.

Cozy all over your face.

i don't wanna go back to work tomorrow :(

Straight people?

regardless of that, there's no snarf there

I don't want to be at work now.

Neither do I, but I need more paint which right now means working at a job to get money.

> Joke about dying all the time
> Continue working so I can buy food and not die

My life is a contradiction

anyone order some equine!

You could always just forage for food like a filthy scavenger.

If I'm going to keep eating and not die it might as well not be shit

Go out in the woods and trap small animals and gather edible plants.

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But I'm lazy and that sounds like work

Maybe I'd film it if that PrimitiveTechnology guy didn't beat me to it

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Get really fat and have the government support you.

I love that guy, though he is in Australia if I remember correctly. So if you're not in Australia then you could still film it to show the techniques you'd need to survive in your specific environment.

I live in northern Minnesota so it would pretty much just be venison and blankets

Finally someone with a real plan

oh shit i'm in MN too! :D

You could show how to make blankets out of deer hide and shit like that. Or you could just steal food from the store.

There's dozens of us!

Now fuck.

hellz yes! Party time?!?!
lololol

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I can do that with my moobs.

Forgot name.

lol

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My delicious mantits are the envy of all.

hey, if you got it, flaunt it!

same

I need a back massage.

I can help with that, I love using my hands

I'd fucking chargeback an artist that wrote COMMISSION across shit I paid him to do.

Like, legitimate massage, I'm in some pain.

i don't know what their intention was

lol yeah, i wanted to be a masseuse at one point. very kinetic personality, i like feeling muscles n stuff.

i never wish to communicate with uber if i can avoid it

It depends on whether this was the actual piece, or just a copy he put up for his own use. Artists tend to post commissions if the client allows them for their portfolio.

why boner?

Well, I need it, but I don't have the money to go to a real place to get one. I think I need to flip the mattress.

fair enough, but still a wasted coupon is a wasted coupon

i wouldn't really know, maybe
the artist posted 3 pieces of that on twitter yesterday

Hello people

doot

sup

N I G E R I A

bored, lonely

Nothing much

pretty tired

i might be going to Toronto for a few months

yeah, me too
we can be this way together if that helps

tired is lame, is a nap an option right now?

Not really, its late

Start raising ostriches.

Aw yiss

i feel that
caffeine is lame too

yeees

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Go to sleep early then.

butt

Ostriches.

Anyone from London

ostriches are not acceptable

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But you can raise them for meat, or for short men to ride around on.

sweaty men

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Howdy, Zary.