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>be me Sup Forums
>newly single after a one and a half year relationship
>goes to a party this weekend
>picked up by friend
>start smoking with said friend
>Friend says he has to go pick up this girl
>Friend says he invited her to come with us
>I'm cool with it, the more the merrier
>She gets in
>We drive to the party
>Get there around 8 or 9
>Friend says he's tryna smash said girl
>I'm like cool I'll be your wingman
>She starts talking to him
>I can tell it's just friendly conversation
>Other guys start talking to her
>It's also just friendly conversation
>Friend gets mad anyways
>I encourage him to just keep trying
>Girl starts talking to me, surprisingly
>I exchange a few words
>I mention my friend trying to be a good wingman
>She doesn't seem interested in him
>She starts flirting with me
>I try to keep it friendly

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Part 2
>She starts pushing and shoving me
>Typical 5th grader flirtatious shit
>I can tell friend notices
>We were smoking outside out of this nice ass bong
>I go to the car to get my phone
>Realize I left it in the house where the party is taking place at
>I say I have to go inside and upstairs to the host's bedroom to get my phone
>Girl says she needs to get her bag from upstairs
>I start walking to the house
>Girl follows me

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omg stop being such a faggot and just post it already

KYS

Bump faggot my patients is running out spilt it already, either you fuck & cuck your friend or you go full autist, which is it?

Happened to me more than a few times before
>friend his funny 6'5" ginger built like a linebacker
>puts up a front that he's a womanizer
>been friends since 3rd grade, best friends
>we go to his brothers apartment one night
>he's trying to smash this girl a few doors down
>asks me to wingman for him
>"dude two guys and a girl walking around at night is suspect as fuck"
>"dude come on please"
>"whatever fine"
>we meet up with the girl, she talks to him a lot, I'm just throwing conversation back towards him
>she starts trying to get me to talk to her more
>not friendly acquaintance conversation
>pull out phone and text friend I'm leaving them for some one on one
>girl snatches my phone with a cutesy smile
>sweating profusely, as I hadn't sent message yet
>she looks on screen
>face goes neutral
>she looks at him, hands my phone back, and tells me we're going to get something to eat
>shitting myself at this point, I'm a better wingman than player
>plus friend is supposed to be getting in that, not me
>politely decline, she asks for my phone once more
>she punches her number in, hands it back, and walks off
Legitimately how my friend never asked me to wingman for him again

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Part 3

>We head upstairs to buddy's bedroom
>She sits down bc shes not much of a smoker and I can tell she's baked af
>I sit down after grabbing my phone
>Blazed af too
>Start playing Spotfiy
>She tells me to put on a song
>I ask what song
>She says "I'm tryna fuck by Ugly God"
>I was goddamn it
>Wants pussy but also wants to be a good friend and wingman
>Start playing the song
>Awkward silence
>And...nothing
>Nothing happened.
>I didn't make a move and soon everyone came into the room anyways
>Should I feel like a bitch, or should I be proud of myself for being a good friend?
>Just so we are clear my friend still hasn't made a real move yet and the party was yesterday..

shit story
pointless suspense
SAGE

Part 4

>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

this is more of an advice thread than anything prick

Fuck off OP, if a friend tells you he's into her you shouldnt fuck around. One night with her might be nice but he'll hate you forever. Well done, most "friends" would go for it anyway. You're still a dick for lingering when you shouldnt have

I mean i wasnt lingering i had to get my phone. did u even listen to the story i just explained to you

fuck off, you don't wank over your friend, you wank over the slag you shagged the night before

the girl followed, i can't help it she just so happened to need her bag

either you're a spineless cunt who doesn't actually like your friend or you're a self-justifying prick who has just come here to hear other people actualise your cuntish thoughts

Playing a song on spotify, cmon man. Should've just left the room.

Friends are more important than girls.

Sounds similar to something that happened to me a while ago
>friend comes to visit me at college
>go to a party
>points out a girl to me and says he's going for her
>encourage him to do it
>he starts talking to her
>can hear him talking about me the whole time cuz he's autist
>I hop on the pong table
>>FF 30 mins
>sitting on couch with them
>he starts talking basketball to her
>she says she has no clue about sports
>keeps talking about basketball
>I say I don't follow basketball either
>she laughs and starts talking to me
>starts touching me all over
>fuck.jpg she likes me
>suggest we play a drinking game
>tell her to be on his team
>she starts saying she's gonna beat me
>challenge her to try
>(she's fucking terrible)
>they lose the game to me and my partner
10 minutes later Somehow I was making out with her and then brang her back to my room and hit it

Safe to say he was not happy with me but I got a steady drunk fuck buddy for the last few months of school so I was happy

damn, nice dubs btw

You're a pussy, your friend would have been mad but should have understood after the first shot he didn't have a chance. You're a faggot who doesn't have the balls to make the move and you deserve the regret you'll feel a week from now.

Aya?

le fuck back off underage fag, once you grow up you realize you can't force a woman to be attracted to someone, if you try to wingman for a friend and the girl falls for the wingman instead of the friend, your friend needs to move the fuck on and find another girl instead of pestering you to not fuck a girl thats swooning over you because he might be able to hold her hand after a solid year of white knighting her to improve his chances.

If said wingman fell for her in a serious way Id get it. But just to fuck is simply a dick move. I dont care for OP, but his friens might consider it a "betrayal"

i dont think anyone actually read your story user

Lol cuck

Nah I had this happen once, i didnt do anything with the girl but my friend was still upset anyway

Part 5:

>I realize I'm a fag
>and a cuck and a waste of oxygen
>I decide to kill myself
>How should I do it /b?

they both come and go

Not for everyone