Help me get laid anons
Bio says "Tell her a joke "
Help me get laid anons
Noah Smith
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Cooper Baker
are you from tennesse because youre the only inbred redneck i see
Carson Bell
Why are rainbows the symbol of gay culture..?
Because rainbows aren't strait.
Andrew Evans
When you fell from heaven did you land on your face you ugly cunt
Cooper Sanders
What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt
Jack Brooks
What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex?
The microwave won't brown your meat
Brayden Rogers
OP: Hey Maddy if we went on a date you'd be perfectly safe. Know why?
Maddy: I don't know, OP, why?
OP: Because I'm a faggot.
Joseph Wilson
just tell her a long ass joke then stop typing right before the end
if she asks then what happened
just say: I'll tell you the end of the joke if you'll go out with me
Dylan Powell
Why were the people in the WTC upset? Because they ordered two large meat lovers pizzas for the office party, but got two plains instead.
Eli Hill
>strait
are u retarded?
Charles Myers
Holy fuck I know this person what a fucking small world
Daniel Reed
Post proof user
Jonathan Cook
Knock, Knock.
>Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
>Interrupting cow wh--
MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Daniel Morris
Dubs are enough proof
Cameron Rodriguez
Hey girl, if I was a Syrian refugee I would violate you.
Joseph Sanchez
I mean Im genuinely curious now ( OP)
Parker Young
jpeg intensifies
Tyler Flores
"Columbine"
Jaxon Rivera
I lol'd
Austin Scott
Where abouts your from user? I think I do to XD
Gabriel Lewis
What's red, dead and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Owen Ramirez
I am a cunt destroyer, jk I'm still a neckbeard virgin
Carson Ward
...
Jack Hall
Roses are red
Violets are blue
How about i stick my penis in you
Isaac Campbell
This
Luke Walker
OP here
Do you have an example?
Nathaniel Adams
Try the purple joke user
Tyler Torres
The aristocrats joke?
Nicholas Collins
>I'll tell you the end of the joke if you'll go out with me
That is the most beta thing I have ever read
Jeremiah Lopez
This youtu.be
Oliver Morris
>asking Sup Forums for advice
Logan Clark
Show her your dick.
Christian Reyes
This.
Please do not do this op. It won't work how you think
Oliver Martinez
Chad Thundercock does not need to tell jokes to get laid. You failed, op.
Isaac Thompson
Lmfaooooo
Dominic Gutierrez
Send her the video of your birth
Robert Morgan
Blind man walks past a fish market right?
And he's like "whew good morning ladies"