Look at my new Apple watch, you jelly? AMA

Look at my new Apple watch, you jelly? AMA

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i'm actually kinda jelly but it's ok, congrats on buying it! since this is an AMA, how much did it cost?

Did you eat your thumb?

You should eat more apples and less jelly. Maybe walk outside or something.

I think standing would be enough excersice
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it was supposed to be funny cause i'm fat, it's not actual thread lol

>look at my Apple Watch
sorry almost didn't see it on your fat ass wrists

what wrist?

You have the wrist equivalent of cankles.

You guys are so mean. ;_: It was a present for my birthday.

This is bait, bois. Let it die.

How fat do you have to be before your body starts thinking it's a good idea to store fat on the fingers?

is that you lizzy?

Not jelly. You overspent on technology and sucked Steve Job's cremated cock. You have fat arms. I bet that watch is gasping for help after being cinched on your hambeast arm like a tight corset on an elephant. It will break and explode as soon as you flex your wrist, and I laugh knowing that.

Ive never seen someone without a wrist before... this happens?

At least trim your nails so you it doesn't look like weaponized penis fingers

I really really really like this image.

Been a long while since I've seen it around. Thanks for the mammaries.

Thanks for the new wallpaper famalam.

you know you really hurt my feelings with those remarks
I am an actual person with feelings and I don't need to be insulted because of my weight
Just so you know, big is beautiful, how do you feel now?

Statistically, I am less jelly than you are by about 80%

Look at my new wife, you jelly? AMA

i feel insulted that you would imply i made any remarks based on your weight. i was purely targeting your shilling.

I'm not as jelly about your watch as your arm is.

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absolute legend

That's so fucking hot.

so fat bitch, you will die soon

What's wrong with ops toes, they're all long and funky looking.

there's only four

Don't take the B8 I'm doing this for all newfags

fuck off you autistic faggot.