Ask an Amateur Christian Sexologist anything

Ask an Amateur Christian Sexologist anything.

What's the difference between a Christian Sexologist and an ordinary Sexologist?

Why does JESUS want my semen for breakfast in heaven?

A Christian Sexologist thinks from the perspective of Christian theology when solving sexual dysfunction and what is considered to be healthy and unhealthy sexual conduct.
A normal sexologist does it from a secular standpoint.
Pretty much no difference other then solutions.

Peoples sexual exploration and deviance has no limits. There are as many people wanting to fuck pic related as there are wanting to fuck jesus.

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never heard of it

How do you turn JESUS on?

And is he circumcised?

How many dicks have you sucked?

Genesis is a myth. That means that it contains truths about life and is true in the bigger picture (in a pragmatic sense) but may not be so literal when it comes to the minor details (lie what god made Adam from).
You can't and probably.

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sexologists are therapists for your sex life. Not whores.

How do I stop touching myself down there?

Show tits

Do these really work?

What is the craziest thing someone has told you?

How can we trust you for sexual advice, when you've never tasted a man's salty lifejuice dripping from your lips after he's finished using the soft warmth of your lips and tongue to sooth his erection?

>What is the craziest thing someone has told you?

"Bring the cherries and whipped cream, we're going to get hot fudge enemas together."

>lifejuice dripping from your lips

Masturbation is an addictive behaviour. Ultimately avoiding it comes down to the same principle actionrequired when avoiding any addiction:
1. keep yourself busy. a bored mind is a horny one
2. avoid any material that will stoke the flames. if you look for porn you will want to fap
3. have your mind set on success. if you want to fap but are determined not to you will succeed more than if you don't have your mind set.
i have none. I am man-user.
no. memes in general don't work irl.
OP here. Ignore the posers.
Craziest thing was a confession by a zoophiliac with scatophilia who was wandering if there was a website for people like them.
you just gotta believe user.

Show floppy mantits

>Craziest thing was a confession by a zoophiliac with scatophilia who was wandering if there was a website for people like them.
Just remembered something crazier that i found the other day on 8ch.
(pic related) Necrophiliacs are bizzare.
don't have those either. I'm a rather skinny man (like pic related in post 2)

here is my body type.

Post dick and bussy

Dios mio eat a burrito

>have your mind set on success. if you want to fap but are determined not to you will succeed more than if you don't have your mind set.

>your mind set.

>don't have your mind

>your mind
. Ignore the poser

>your mind

How many cocks do I have to suck to get into heaven?

None bc THERE is no god

>None bc THERE is no god

my cat disagrees

i'm here to help with sexual dysfunction and therapy, not to be part of a porno.
(nice triples)
y = x - 1 where x

sure is summer...

So a man no one has ever seen just up and fucking talks through your cat.. hmm stay off of that acid

So, he has to GET his cock sucked? How confusing. How many times do I need to suck him off in order to save his soul?

Since we are talking about orgy arithmetic and i have to do some chores, here is a quandry for you to solve:

If a woman has 3 holes total, and a man has 1 hole and 1 anti-hole, how many women and men are needed to fill all holes?
(pic related)

sorry guys are worth 2 holes and 1 antihole.