Ask our humble deer anything

Ask our humble deer anything

*closes eyes and meditates on the magnificent antlers and my question*

IS OP'S MOM GONNA DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT?!

rest ankle?

are my lights on?

will I ever find a restaurant who's fish and chips doesn't completely disappoint?

is she moving here

is the girl I love still a virgin

no i wont fucking chill is she actually moving here or not

...

harsh, dude

will i get the job at e?

Will me and karen have sex?

i mean are we smashing or nah

Is OP a faggot?

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Does she like me.

but she weights like 105

Will I fuck OP's mom?

?

Yes.

Re-roll, does she like me ?

am i going to create my own town?

Yes.

fuck u

Guess not. Humble Deer speaks truth.

Will I get it

Shall I try Prince of Persia?

will i ever learn the true meaning of love, sacred deer?

Does she like me

No chill, bro.

Am i losing it?

ye

I don't think you guys know how perfect all of these posts were to be in these number orders...

Humble Deer, i implore you, will I need spinal surgery tomorrow or am I good?

Will i die?

Well I ever get with her?

fuck, that's a relief. Thanks humble deer, you're a real bro

Have we found the immortal Sup Forums user ?

am i big gay faggot who should have his face raped by an AIDS infected nigger?

was she really pregnant?

To fap or not to fap

outstanding. follow up question: will i get a girl to hold me down and wank me while calling me a faggot and making fun of the scar on my dickhead?

do i even have a chance/should i try

>was she really pregnant?

1/100

So she really just took my money and put it in her pocket instead of getting an abortion?

reroll..

what the fuck

both of these are perfect in relation to eachother

...

Fucking top kek, haven't laughed this hard over something this dumb in a minute. 10/10

Does TH want me back?

>was she really pregnant?
>>was she really pregnant?
>1/100
>So she really just took my money and put it in her pocket instead of getting an abortion?
> (You)
> (You)
I KNEW IT

K
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Will WW3 happen int the following decade?

answer unclear, final reroll

Does everyone sleep poorly in nuclear radiation?

Will she ever try to get me back and be her man again?

Will I win powerball?

Am I a nigger?

Should I hang myself?

Will I find a cutie pie this year?

Reroll, I want a better answer you shitty deer

will she notice me?

Will i succeed in life?

Roll again

Will America get nuked?

roll

Does she want me?

Will we ever get back together?

>yes but
We're gonna FUCK the shit out of them back?

Fuck this shit?

Will I pass my exam tomorrow?

noice.

Does paige went the dick

The thought in my head

Fuck maybe i should just study instead

Do i forgive faggot brice?

will i find gf soon?

Will Trump kick off WWIII?

will i ever reach my idea of success?

Does she wanna smash

Okay we are so fucked >.>
We're getting nuked, and WWIII is beginning

i will die tomorrow?

Will this guy fuck Brice anally?

Will I get a good bj this year

TOPKEK

is it time to fap

>Too fat
kek

Should I feed any expectations about G, humble deer?

But what please I need answers

will i get a mommy gf?

Same question, rolling again.

should I fap tonight?

Fap or not

Will we go out?

Nice

will my life get better?

Will I start making more money than before at work soon?

Will she and I be a couple?

SHOULD I SLEEP?

TFW
>Doesn't matter