Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in

Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in.
0 - 1 --> Gryffindor (values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry)
2 - 3 --> Hufflepuff (values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty)
4 - 5 --> Ravenclaw (values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit)
6 - 7 --> Slytherin (values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness)
8 - 9 --> Filthy Muggle

Dubs are Hogwarts staff
00 --> Defense Against the Dark Arts
11 --> Divination (art of predictingt the future)
22 --> Potions
33 --> Charms
44 --> Alchemy
55 --> History of Magic
66 --> Herbology
77 --> Care of Magical Creatures
88 --> Flying
99 --> Muggle Studies

Trips is the headmaster

Quads is he who shall not be named

Rolling

I'm sure I'll land hufflepuff

HAFFLEPAFF

Muggle

RavenClaw

let's get sorted

Rolling

yeah, ive gotten Ravenclaw on literally every sorting net game ive ever tried
not surprising

ZAP MUTHAFUCKAS!

rollin

Let's go nigga

MERLIN AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!

Rawl

Come on dark farts

rowling

Reroll

rull

Roll

Fuck it.

Roll

Roll

roll

Roll

ok... lets see

JK Rowling

roll

Let's go Slytherin, let's go!

*clap*
*clap*

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Avadacaroll

Also what I get on Pottermore
Nice...

Fuck, I'm part of the stoner squad

Hell yeah I'm the headmaster

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Oh I want to join! How do I play your Lord of the Rings "rolling" game?

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Roll

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well last number is 7, and I have this

And fucking muggle studies!

Slytherin here I come.

bow down to your new lord you fucking nerds!

Roll

rooooll you filth mudbloods

Slytherin is best house.

roll

Lord of the worst house.

cos u r fag

FeelsBadMan

Hehe xd

Im a wizard??

If I'm not Slytherin I'll be upset

Fuck all of you right in the assholes!

Ha! I'm the potions master!! Close enough!!

roilling

Durrr

Potions master is pro Syltherin

Not slytherin...

rolling ravenclaw

Rollerino

ggggg

Roll

Rollan'

Rolling

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rolling

rolling around at the speed of sound.

Roll

Roll

feels bad man

Rollin

Holy fucking quads

Raven claw please

Rollllllllllll

Roll

Got no place to go , got to follow my rainbow

This sounds gay. Lets do it.

>herboLOGy

You shall now bow to me.... for I am the new dark lord

Roll

ok

Glad he died. Herbology is for faggots anyway

ROLLING SO HARD

Rrrrrrrooooolllllll

Move over flitwick charms is mine now bih

Slytherin

Roll

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Roll

Called it

holy shit ... let's kill him guys

Have mercy on us dark master

Where the fuck is that shitty mugle Harry?

Roll me in for the dank

Weak-ass headmaster, asking for mercy from the dark lord...

well he ded now

Roll

Rrrrrooooooooool

You can try but you will fail. When you are at your weakest, that is when I will exact my revenge

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