The end is here. The eclipse is a sign from god

The end is here. The eclipse is a sign from god.
Convert to Christianity now.

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No thanks. I don't want to be a member of your pedophile-club

Pretty sure it's a sign to convert to Islam.

How so? Explain.

Eclipse is not that what we have been told. Because there arent sun which is 93mil miles away and and alot times larger than earth. Ee can see everyday that sun is close and small. Sun is local. Sun is same size as moon just like it appears. That means that is sign of creator. Im not religious anf i dont want say god but there is no other explanation.

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A crescent moon will appear in many areas.

>not being a spooniest.
>Not worshipping the holy Spoon.

Begone heathen

If you pay attention you can see it crearly that sun is local. If noone would told you that sun is that giant exlosive ball you wouldnt ever consider that way. We dont know what is sum but crealy it is light just like moon and not physical object.

>there is no other explanation.
You're retarded, that's an explanation.

Darkseid is coming

There will be 69 more total solar eclipses somewhere on the planet in the next 100 years. God is sure sending a fuckload of signs.

People will spontaneously turn into terrorists as the path of totality crosses the country

lol

Have some shallots.

Suck a greyhound's dick.

the fuck? Those look like a cross between garlic and purple onions.

Yes, I agree with this person.

Why a greyhound

Sure, and the world ended in 2012
Oh wait...

They are simple shallots. Take one.

What happened in 2012? An eclipse?

It did end in 2012. We just built a new one, and transported your minds to the new bodies. Only two 2 people noticed the switch, and we drove them both insane.

>>not being a spooniest.
>>Not worshipping the holy Spoon.
>Begone heathen

Read and repent: spoonguyfoundation.org/extras/book.pdf

End of the Mayan calendar, signaled by a terrible John Cusack movie

No, it was that mayan foretelling. And obama got reelected

Trips don't lie.

See you are programmed your ego attacks me because i say thet they lie all your life. You wont do any research but attack me. Thet isbwhat they want you dont think by your own you just reapeat what science says. Science at this point is another religion. All what they say is facts. If you are in science side kwep belive that you are accident. Fish transforms into monkey and monkey into human. Be real. There are non evidence. And thisbprocess dont happen now. We are missing from monkey and humans more than 1k stages. They want you to be monkey man without your own critical thinking. You are just working slave.

irony is that's a shot from the movie the ring, and the crappy remake at that.

why Sup Forums then??

Dubs and trips of Truth. The holy Spoon is real faggots.

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That is just fear porn for brain. There wont be end only war can lead us in thst way. New end will be in this years september. That is just made up to make you think in ine way. That end can come out of nowhere an we are just accident.

youtube.com/watch?v=FmoW-gNjjXA

Oh.

>Ee can see everyday that sun is close and small. Sun is local. Sun is same size as moon just like it appears.

I guess you skipped the high school geometry courses that would have explained to you simple geometrical methods like parallax and Pythagorean theory that would show you that what you just said is sadly wrong and STUPID.

All i can say to you research flat earth. Dont go to flat earth society. That is controled oposition to make flat earth look bad.
You wont lose anything.
At this point you in yourimd sre just accident. There is no point of you like we all. That is why i was suicidal just before 2 minths. Ofcourse i am still same but i start see porpouse in myself.
Ofc when i first heard about flat earth i laught. Noone just goes and belives.
Flat earth can change your life.
If you understand this lies you will see that all history is fake.
You think we have good technologies now but if we had even better before and just 4k years before or even alot closer. History is writed to make us look like we were stupod and now we are smart.
If we were just accudent why would they make us live in completly lies.

Parallax is just another way that the Patriarchy oppresses us with straight lines.

Pythagore would make a great name for a barbarian. "I hit you with my right triangle on a stick!"

I compled hs this year and guess what i regret it. Schoold just give is 2 things comunication skills and math basics that is all we need rest of it is lie. Keep repeat your science facts. Remember we came from big bang. You are accident you are useless. You are monkey. Your life is ment to work all your life and meke your kids do same. Be slave and make rich get richer. You dont have time for tour family. They are nothing. Feels good live in that bubble? Keep listen to science and multimedia news. Why you waste time with me i am shit like you and all around us.
I was this before but now i see thst i am special so do you.
Your ego speaks. You attack me because you cant accept fact that you jave been fooled by schools amd even your family.

"Pythagore"

You're an idiot.

Oh; and so when I work out the distance formula using parallax geometry the results I get is just a lie from the "patriarchy"?

Math has no allegiance, son.

>You are monkey.

Well that make two of us because your written English is about a good as a monkey's.

Nigga you dumb.

> people are really this oblivious

What's funny is that even if an accurate apocalypse prediction was made, it would be almost impossible to take it seriously because of all the failed ones.

It's all a bunch of crap. My friend's great grandmother used say that in the 1890's people said that the 20th century was going to be the end of the world. Here we are in the 21st century.

Why? so i can be surrounded by men called priests fucking children and to fear a god who favors them over someone who doesnt? yeah no thanks when jesus walks the earth ill happily worship him and his father or whatever but until then keep those child fuckers away from me and their brain washed people.

Bring it on christ.

People have always said that the end of the world is coming, going back at least thousands of years.

Yeap where is the fear of god when they are butt fucking children. Worst of all the church is protecting them.

The black sun is a sign that Hitler has been reborn
Degenerates BTFO

yeah, they went on about the apocalypse and the second coming right after Christ was buried. I distinctly remember some Christfag sect setting up a camera Dec. 31st of 1999 at a church in Jerusalem because Christ was supposed to walk right out the front door.

Wonder of the camera is still there..?

its the devil god doesn't control the universe

>2017
>big rock that circles earth passes between us and the sun
>must be God
>ooga booga

There's like 2 or 3 solar eclipses each year on different parts of the world, does that mean "the end is here" 2 or 3 times a year you fucking ignorant twat?

Well if the Devil controls the universe he's doing a pretty shitty... oh fuck...

NIGGER

You know what, OP, I hope there's a God. Because if there is I want to go to hell and take responsibility for all the shit I've done in my life. That way, hell will feel just like home, in other words, my eternal suffering will feel just like here on earth, like heaven.

why is mars bigger than earth in this? mars is pretty fucking small next to earth.

Who the fuck cares, it's for the
A E S T H E T I C

i care, because it's wrong.

Trump will be the last president who rules the US as we know it.