What the fuck do you do when you really want to watch porn, but your girlfriend forbids it. We've been over it...

What the fuck do you do when you really want to watch porn, but your girlfriend forbids it. We've been over it, and if I ever watch it again, it's fucking over.

(found this all webm on a usb drive)

Ask your gf to send nudes. And then post them here.

Break up, obviously
This problem isn't going away
None of you is wrong about this issue, you're just not compatible

just dont watch porn, its really not that hard

Find yourself a girlfriend that isn't a dickhead.
If she dictates what you can and cannot do then it's only going to get worse as time goes on.

Drop the bitch for being a controling bitch.

Found the dumb bitch. Its your body, state the law, of she dont like it NEXTTTT

break up with her. it starts with porn, moves on to your friends, and ends with your happiness. get out while you still can and find a chick who doesn't care about something as simple as porn

Tell her she's not allowed on social media and see how she likes being told what she can't do.

>gf forbids it..

kek, you are fucking 12

Get a better girlfriend, one that watches fucked up shit with you

Here is how I fixed this problem: To ejaculate every day, sometimes 4 times a day is what it means to be a man. We (men) don't choose to do this this is biologically who and what we are. We have several choices, we can jack off to porn, have sex with you (you fat cow) but you like to have sex maybe three times a week if we are lucky, don't have a yeast infection, a period, cramps, a hard day at work/school, your mom is in town and fucking STAYING IN OUR LIVING ROOM or I forgot to pick up the dry cleaning, have an affair with several women because I can or have anonymous sex with a tranny! It's not a choice bitch, it is who I am and just like I don't tell you to wear a bra on those ridiculous tits of yours don't tell me what to do with my penis..Like it is okay to circumcise me but if anyone touches that clit hood it's a UN violation of human rights...

gf here.

he likes trap black gay scat porn

>gif forbids
Nigger, may as well break up with her and get a hooker.
I'm assuming you're not getting laid if you need porn, so why the fuck are you paying money for literally nothing?.

Thats completely irrational.

I would never agree to those terms. You need a girl who is more grounded in reality.

>zooskool
Nice one user

no kidding
>op's a fag

Dump her.

do you have a webm from the same scene, when they fuck the girls in doggy and secretly switch girls and Klara looks back surprised and then goes along with it? Don't know hy but I find this too hot

Idiot. She's obviously in need of dicking but can get it because you're sexually depleted

exactly! tell that imaginary gf of yours! so alpha to jerk off 4 times a day

Why is she so against porn? Ask her and you should come to an agreement

Just watch it and deny it, if you get caught tell her she's fucking crazy and if she owns a vibrator her argument is null.

Tell her if she hates porn so much go fuck women because all men watch porn they just lie about it. It's universal, there is no argument about this.

Tell her that either she needs to sex you up often enough that you don't even need porn, or that you're going to keep watching porn. Otherwise end it. My girlfriend (now wife) tried that shit with me years ago and that was basically what I told her. I get horny. Constantly. If she wants to take that responsibility all on herself then that's her call, otherwise let me beat my meat in peace

Stray-X, the record, all 2.5h of it, while getting (ab-)used
Here's her ko'd

Sauce?
also op dump dat bitch

What was her choice?

I wore her out in 2 weeks, she agreed to let me watch porn lol. Still a good amount of sex, but to prove my point we went at it like 2-4 times a day

Tell her tough shit, you're the man and you'll do what the fuck you want to.

put it in her pooper

>2-4 times a day for 2 weeks
sounds nice

You watch porn and when she says "It's over user!" You say, with absolutely no remorse "Alright, have a great day sweetie." and let her walk out. Don't go after her and no matter what make sure she thinks you give no shits whatsoever about her. Will drive the bitch crazy

Might as well by a dick cage and give her the keys to the lock if you're willing to submit to this. It's your life, and your dick, make your own calls on it.

her hate of porn is clearly from a christian background so tell her to learn her place

Banned from watching porn? Leave her.

I accepted the fact that she wont let me watch porn on one condition, and thats if she lets me make porn with her.made our sex life so much better.

Just don't tell her? My wife doesn't want me to watch porn either. Doesnt stop me

My gf is fine with me watching porn and jerking it as long as I can also fuck her. She even watches it with me sometimes. If she asked me to stop doing something completely natural and normal just because she was insecure or had something against it for some reason I would fucking talk some sense into her. Ultimately get rid of her, because that is not acceptable behavior.

Masturbate to her friends' facebook pics in front of her

Tell her you enjoy it and she should give it a chance too. If you break up, it is for the best as you both want a different relationship.

Also, who is the chick on the right in OP's webm?

If you two are really into each other then it shouldn't be an issue. What's the issue with someone wanting you to direct your sexual attention towards them and not a computer screen.

Yeah tell her that you're horny 24/7 and if you cant watch porn then to send nudes or fuck her. I watch porn around and even with my gf sometimes. She knows i masturbate when she's not there. Pretty much shes fine with it but she wants me to cum on her if i masturbate around her.