You walk into your bathroom and see this

you walk into your bathroom and see this

what do

tell her not to poop in the bathwater

and if she does, to not swim in it then

Turn 360° and walk out

Rape her, if she is my gf/wife. still fuck her

''Turn 360° and walk out'' Wow that is some stupid shit you shit said

>moonwalk

retart

REKT

>Turn 360° and walk out

wouldn't like 99% of people's first action be "who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom ?" i mean i think she's hot but breaking in and then taking a weird black water bath is probably a good indicator she's batshit insane. though it would be a fun story to tell the kids later .

/r/equesting image of retarded poptart

How are you this new?

What's your favorite color?

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Amazing that this still works

You are fokking newfags

be fucking confused, since when do I have a bathroom in my Cave?!

Dont move, it's vision is based on movement.

thats a beautiful girl
I would bang her if she is into it

Today was a good day.

Fug

push underwater. wait for fighting to stop. bbq her feet and talk to her head

>fug :DDDDDDDD

My wife does this for me.

youd be going the same fucking way xD

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Suck her toes and rub my tiny dick

asking myself when the fuck did i get a bahttub

Call the water and sewer department.

How 15-years-old are you?

"why your eyes like dat?"

More?

>Former worker for Buzzfeed
Gas her.

God damn it all, woman. How many times have I told you not to dye your hair in the tub.

GET OUT

praise satan and rape her till she likes it

Fuck off I need to shit

>"that's a great setup. why"

Make out with that beautiful angel and slowly carry her to the bedroom so I could gently make love to her, the whole time not breaking eye contact. Finish by telling her I love her and let her fall asleep in my arms

Wonder when the fuck a bathtub was installed and why anyone would bother putting one down that I wouldn't fit in. Downside to being 6'0"+. Either your chest or shins dry.

Step by step guide on how to be a fucking newfag

drop that radio in the tub

I would inquire as to why and how the water in the bathtub is black.

And then I would ask her to reconstruct it for me so I could learn how to do it myself so I can sneak into a random persons apartment and see their reaction.

Cringey beta faggot

Go in batch tub and lick her feet

> (OP)
>ask her why she left buzzfeed

agree. fitting in a bath tub is impossible to me too and trying to fuck someone in one is impossible. Baths suck anyway, showers are better and for fucking in too

I would ask, "hey, i don't have a bathtub, how the fuck did you get it it my house? can i keep it?, you know what? I'll keep the tub, but first, drain all that ink and have a shower, i'm gonna fuck you first and i don't want black ink stains on my cock"

Fuck you. You just don't know how to treat a woman

> Push till it stops moving

Unless it's a trap. Then depends on dick size - usability.

Don't ask her what happened, but she does need to eat *all* the eggs...

this aint my first rodeo. keep calm, move fast and dump out the ice in my freezer and try to stop the randomly appearing goth girl from melting any further.

Good bait
Taking the bait

Oh

Newfags detected

you forgot the eggs.

coincidentally that's what I do when I see an Xbox 360

Slowly approach and sit at her side. While keeping our eyes locked I'd reach out and get a handful of that ass and gauge her reaction . If she does nothing, slip my hand under that suit and finger her. If she doesn't resist, try to fuck her. If she does, fuck her anyway, drown her, then dispose of the body. Ain't no bitch thats gonna break into my house without getting fucked.

I'll grab the AR-15 that I keep behind the shitter and let it do the talking.

Thank her for re-tiling my bathroom

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Turn 720° and moonwalk out

fuck it

Wow you're a fucking newfag

Turn 369 degrees and walk out.

Wonder where I got the bathtub

Dude. Spot on.

>>

You have to be under 300lbs for this to work.

I see this every time I walk into my bathroom. I just make myself believe it isn't there and have come to deal with it at this point.

>Turn 360° and walk out

how have you never seen this

Holy shit! I thought I was the only one.

> If she is into it
Just rape her faggot

Plz explain