you walk into your bathroom and see this
what do
you walk into your bathroom and see this
what do
tell her not to poop in the bathwater
and if she does, to not swim in it then
Turn 360° and walk out
Rape her, if she is my gf/wife. still fuck her
''Turn 360° and walk out'' Wow that is some stupid shit you shit said
>moonwalk
retart
REKT
>Turn 360° and walk out
wouldn't like 99% of people's first action be "who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom ?" i mean i think she's hot but breaking in and then taking a weird black water bath is probably a good indicator she's batshit insane. though it would be a fun story to tell the kids later .
/r/equesting image of retarded poptart
How are you this new?
What's your favorite color?
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Amazing that this still works
You are fokking newfags
be fucking confused, since when do I have a bathroom in my Cave?!
Dont move, it's vision is based on movement.
thats a beautiful girl
I would bang her if she is into it
Today was a good day.
Fug
push underwater. wait for fighting to stop. bbq her feet and talk to her head
>fug :DDDDDDDD
My wife does this for me.
youd be going the same fucking way xD
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Suck her toes and rub my tiny dick
asking myself when the fuck did i get a bahttub
Call the water and sewer department.
How 15-years-old are you?
"why your eyes like dat?"
More?
>Former worker for Buzzfeed
Gas her.
God damn it all, woman. How many times have I told you not to dye your hair in the tub.
GET OUT
praise satan and rape her till she likes it
Fuck off I need to shit
>"that's a great setup. why"
Make out with that beautiful angel and slowly carry her to the bedroom so I could gently make love to her, the whole time not breaking eye contact. Finish by telling her I love her and let her fall asleep in my arms
Wonder when the fuck a bathtub was installed and why anyone would bother putting one down that I wouldn't fit in. Downside to being 6'0"+. Either your chest or shins dry.
Step by step guide on how to be a fucking newfag
drop that radio in the tub
I would inquire as to why and how the water in the bathtub is black.
And then I would ask her to reconstruct it for me so I could learn how to do it myself so I can sneak into a random persons apartment and see their reaction.
Cringey beta faggot
Go in batch tub and lick her feet
> (OP)
>ask her why she left buzzfeed
agree. fitting in a bath tub is impossible to me too and trying to fuck someone in one is impossible. Baths suck anyway, showers are better and for fucking in too
I would ask, "hey, i don't have a bathtub, how the fuck did you get it it my house? can i keep it?, you know what? I'll keep the tub, but first, drain all that ink and have a shower, i'm gonna fuck you first and i don't want black ink stains on my cock"
Fuck you. You just don't know how to treat a woman
> Push till it stops moving
Unless it's a trap. Then depends on dick size - usability.
Don't ask her what happened, but she does need to eat *all* the eggs...
this aint my first rodeo. keep calm, move fast and dump out the ice in my freezer and try to stop the randomly appearing goth girl from melting any further.
Good bait
Taking the bait
Oh
Newfags detected
you forgot the eggs.
coincidentally that's what I do when I see an Xbox 360
Slowly approach and sit at her side. While keeping our eyes locked I'd reach out and get a handful of that ass and gauge her reaction . If she does nothing, slip my hand under that suit and finger her. If she doesn't resist, try to fuck her. If she does, fuck her anyway, drown her, then dispose of the body. Ain't no bitch thats gonna break into my house without getting fucked.
I'll grab the AR-15 that I keep behind the shitter and let it do the talking.
Thank her for re-tiling my bathroom
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Turn 720° and moonwalk out
fuck it
Wow you're a fucking newfag
Turn 369 degrees and walk out.
Wonder where I got the bathtub
Dude. Spot on.
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You have to be under 300lbs for this to work.
I see this every time I walk into my bathroom. I just make myself believe it isn't there and have come to deal with it at this point.
>Turn 360° and walk out
how have you never seen this
Holy shit! I thought I was the only one.
> If she is into it
Just rape her faggot
Plz explain