Alright Sup Forums what are the top 5 most important inventions of all time?

Alright Sup Forums what are the top 5 most important inventions of all time?

Traps

1.whatever he's using to hold that camera
2.fire
3.written language
4.electric motor
5.internet

>niggers
>fire
>acid
>bandaids
>self timer on cams

Murder
War
Genocide
Ecocide
Not yet invented

Is that a ninja turtle out of his shell?

Alcohol
Sorority girls
Daddy issues
Morning after pills
Penicillin

ebola and aids

1. Internet
2. Sanitation services
3. Firearms
4. Medicine
5. Almond milk

I'm sure he's glad to have that band-aid on his chest

1 sex toys
2 robots
3 sweet shops
4 the holocaust
5 computers to plague the world

1.me
2.me
3.me
4.me
5.me

fire
electricity
computers
capitalistic democracy
peanutbutter

1. Time Machine
2. Fire
3. The Wheel
4. Sex
5. History

1. Sim
2. Sala-bim
3. My dad's cock is slim
4. Fuck you, Tim
5. Locks and keys

Back story please op. He didn't come to b and got burned by us did he?

1. alcohol
2. heroine
3. cocaine
4. hookers
5. porn

>Propaganda
>Third Reich.
>Luger 9mm
>shovel
>lime

Jet engine

can opener
google
wheel
streets
broccoli

Noose
Cross
Fire
Hoods
Tiki Torches

nuclear weapons
nerve agents
defoliants
napalm
meth

1. Written language
2. Printing press
3. Electricity
4. Internet
5. Alcohol

1. The internet
2. Johannes Guttenberg bible (mass production ideology)
3. The gun?
4. The car...

Internet
Sup Forums
Rekt threads
Memes
Rizlas

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Well.

It's like: Fire making, A wheel, Agriculture, Bronse and something alike Pottery.

>1. Refrigeration.

Never mentioned, but this solution to relatively long term food storage allowed for the population explosion that resulted in the critical mass of humanity for any number of events, historical or scientific. We had enough people and ideologies to go into war. Enough people to found research institutions.

>2. Fire.

Provided access to higher calorie and safer food sources, provided warmth in the winter and marginal defense against reactive beasts like wolves.

>3. Domestication.

This is the process by which man exercises dominion. This is the wolf. This is the rye, and the heather. Mines of silver and salt. The teeming things of the Caspian sea. This is every foreign shore we have stepped upon, when the first black man decided to try his luck in Arabia, and when we set ourselves into the stars.

>4. Philosophy.

Humans, over our course, have come to a few simple understandings. We occasionally believe them to be self evident, but in actuality they are a woven construct of every conversation, every thread of thought. Such is that which produced the scientific method, ethics, morality, government. Doctrines of war and doctrines of peace. Every God and hope thereto is derivative of a process of philosophically constructed organization. Even anarchy and atheism, both desperately opposed, are themselves composed of exactly the same material.

>5. Renewable Energy.

Work in progress. The fundamental limit on capacity, in business or enterprise otherwise, is resources. Whether you run short of metal in building a starship fleet, short of men to flood the breach, or light to shine in the darkness, these things can be ameliorated by a supply of infinite power. Stars die. With them, wind and wave. When we do find long term renewable energy, it will not be a marvel of science. It will be a miracle of God.