Why do you let your dick control your thoughts?

Why do you let your dick control your thoughts?

why not lock away your dick in a chastity cage so you can actually get some work done without having to masturbate constantly?

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>Why do you let your dick control your thoughts?
To be fair, it makes better decisions than my brain.

First week locked you're probably going to get less work done. It's only after you get over that bit you can get on with stuff.

>look at picture
>sudden rush of anxiety
>tfw want to lock my cock up and dress like a good cockslut femboy

What the fuck is wrong with me?

It's still masturbation when you stick shit up your ass

nothing's wrong with you. weak men should become cock holsters for strong men, this is the first step to getting rid of our need for biological men.

your second step should be realizing that your ass pussy feels just like a girls ass pussy, and a man would love to use it as his own personal cumhole.

>What the fuck is wrong with me?
Nothing baby. You're just perfect.

Imagine coming across the dude who typed this irl

>D-DAD?!?

Ignore these threads. Don't fap to sissy and chastity shit. Don't fap to professional porn. Fap to still images of women if you need to.

Are you kidding me? These things keep you horny 24/7, that would be way more distracting than just jerking off and being done with it.

Nah you shove a Hush plug up there, post your code online then go about your day as random strangers make you leak.

Or so I hear.

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chastity isnt even related to sissys though

my ex gf loved being "dominant" and she wanted me to wear a chastity cage whenever i wasnt with her (we saw eachother every 3 days for a sleepover, we loved in different areas). she liked the idea of me only cumming when she let me, but once i got there she let me fuck her and all that.

chastity is not inherently related to "sissy" shit

god that sounds hot

The fuck is a hush plug

Sure, sure, but then what about this fucker
And the gay socks the OP picture has.

whats gay about knee socks? some people get cold in specific areas of their body.

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Gay group

It's pretty hot, you just need a good poker face.

Vibrating butt plug. You can control the vibrations with your smart phone locally, or use the internet to allow someone else to control it.

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You right yo. Go be as queer as you like.

literally THIS
cute boys can wear striped thigh highs, panties, and other feminine clothing and even like penis and be completely heterosexual tbqh, it's 2017
so I have no experience with vibrating toys, but wouldn't people be able to hear the buttplug in my ass vibrate?

r8 my homemade chastity cage?

>but wouldn't people be able to hear the buttplug in my ass vibrate?

Some vibrating toys have really loud motors, which you can hear from everywhere. Found the Hush to be pretty damn quiet, particularly once you're dressed you can't really hear anything.

Dude you're a fag just accept it sissy bitch

What the fuck are you doing

imminent testicular damage /10

stop it you retard

kekked hard

get a real cage

>so I have no experience with vibrating toys, but wouldn't people be able to hear the buttplug in my ass vibrate?
Doesn't really matter, you're not exactly subtle regardless. Most people just don't care to notice what's going on around them.

Whenever my clit is locked, I'm spending way more time watching porn than usual.

it can't be any worse than a store bought one

too embarrassed to buy one

Amazon or aliexpress, dipshit.

order it online, it will be packaged and no one will know what's inside

you could just get it delivered to your door in privacy via amazon?

please be in NY please be in NY D:

I laugh every time I look at this. Saving this. It will help on days I'm feeling down

i don't use credit cards or paypal or whatever bullshit you're supposed to use

You can buy a fucking debit card from Walmart you idiot

>there are literally traps/sissies that aren't on hrt
have fun looking like gross manly hons in a few years

>it can't be any worse than a store bought one

It's a lot worse. I'd be surprised if you didn't cause some kind of harm.

becaaaause

I can't be a good kik whore when I'm locked up. How am I supposed to make as many anons cum as I can if I can't get hard???

how bout fucking your ass with a dildo and making urself cum hands free, thats a lot better imo

I haven't had a sissygasm yet ); plus cumming without getting hard messes your bepis up.

>tfw too poor and shy for HRT
I need heeeeelp ;m;

>plus cumming without getting hard messes your bepis up.

Not true. Source: been cumming that way a lot.

Im going to need video of this "sissygasm"

let me find webms under 2 mb for Sup Forums!!! hold on

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You do you, but I just don't get the chastity thing. Can someone please explain what the pleasure is in literally not being able to get hard?

Humiliation and constantly being horny.

giving control of your sex life to someone else

Submission, someone else controls your dick now.

Humiliation, emasculation etc.

And, if you're into it, a lot better anal sex.