Why can't retards define retarded?

Why can't retards define retarded?

funny thing is he had eclipse glasses and still looked directly into the sun. that is the dictionary definition of retarded.

are you dense or what? nothing will happen to him for looking in the sun for couple of seconds, ever tried looking at the sun on a normal day? As long as it's not over couple of seconds nothing will happen

his retina specialist will say otherwise

and no, I don't look at the sun on a normal day either.

the thing is, he had the glasses. and still did it. literally clinically retarded.

He was looking for where the sun was at.
Those glassesare pitch black until you hit the sun.

because Sup Forums topics get guaranteed replies on this board.

oh shit! Trump won't know who to hate now.

TWO SCOOPS

Fuck off, faggot. This is fake news

do you normally have trouble looking for the sun in the sky? really? you fucking idiot? you imbecile? you have trouble finding the quintillions of tons of nuclear fusion?

you fucking apologists will make up any kind of shit. never ceases to amaze me.

meanwhile, here's the thanks you get in pic related

I normally dont look for the sun in the sky, hence having to look for where the sun is it.Also you have to fit it in those tiny openings in the eclipse glasses.

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Is science bitch.

>is science

irony aint just a deck chair on the Titanic

The one thing that NO ONE could ever lose sight of on a clear day even with their eyes closed....unless...they are a universe class retard.....

Good post, you're clear to move to a real board now user. Diy and wg need help.

>universe class retard.....

kek. sometimes I just get lazy

Now tell us how this also makes him a literal cock sucking faggot.

he has an iq of 170 and thats a fact

Am i just stupid or what, but i don't really get it why are you fags and the Fake News loosing your shit. Like, so fucking what if he looked in the sun, i fucking did it too and i'm stil fucking alive

People really care about this kind of stuff? Unironically? What is this reddit?

The president of the United States looked directly at the solar eclipse. How the fuck could we not care?

We laugh because the implications are horrifying