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Sup Sup Forums.
I need some advice.
I know Sup Forums is probably not the best place to ask for, but it's the place where such questions should be asked.
Anyway here we go.
I have a female husky dog, 6 years old.
And during her recent heat she started acting weird. Would follow me literally everywhere, whine and whimper. And ocassionally nuzzle my crotch. Yesterday I woke up to find my favorite jeans ruined and with crotch area ripped out. Eaten out. I think my husky wants to fuck me.
What do.

Fuck her, what else?

Huskies love anal.

I mean I love my dog but I'm not zoophile. I've never fucked animals before.
I'm afraid I'll ruin her or hurt.

DON'T FUCK YOUR DOG user

I'm not trying to.
Although I'm afraid she might bite my dick off in my sleep.

I may be biased because I'm a zoophile, but trust me, unless you have some sort of monster cock, you're not going to hurt her. Just be kind as ever to her, and she'll love it. Some bitches will even wiggle with pleasure as you're doing it.
Or, alternately, you could finger her to get her off.

Dick with quarter size diameter wouldn't fit in golden retriever. This is bullshit

Get in the oven you degenerate

What if she gets used to it and start trying to fuck me on daily basis? Is it possible?
If my neighbors or anyone will find out I fingered or fucked my dog I'm gonna be screwed so hard I'll probably neck myself.

I hope you burn in hell

For what? For owning a dog? I don't want to fuck her, but she's getting annoying as all fuck. I've already lost my favorite piece of clothing to her.

>I've never seen zoo porn

I'm speaking from experience not porn

Nah, bitches are only eager like this when they're in heat.
And how is anyone going to find out?

Of cuorse this aint the place, ask /an/

People fuck dogs every day, user. Hell, a dog's dick is wayyy larger than "the diameter of a quarter".

shit I don't know man, how do people find out about shit. I'm just afraid they will

I don't give a shit what I'm saying is it didn't fit

Your dog can't talk, can it?
You're not going to do anything while under surveillance, are you?

If no to both, the only way somebody finds out is you telling them.

You could always get a male to fuck her but then you've got puppies to deal with.

Yeah thought about that, I'm not getting my husky knocked up.

Just fucking fuck the dog you pussy.

That is what happens when you adopt a animal once owned by Whitney Wisconsin.

finger her in a non-sexual way. that sounds fucking retarded, but just do it for the sake of getting your dog to stop trying to fuck you.

or just get her a male dog and sell him and the pups if u don't want them like wtf. Why are you even contemplating fucking your dog, you don't have to, don't let these degenerate fucks suede you either.

People have become too retarded for comprehension..

yeah, no shit.
He should just fuck her already.

Animal shelters around here are worse than concentration camps. Killing the pups would be more merciful than sending them to shelters.
I should have neutered her when I was told so.

Oh god. Neutering the poor thing is just as fucking bad. Life is hell for dogs.

is there a way to get her a male without impregnating her? Maybe some kind of dog condoms or some shit?

I would recommend fucking her, but you don't seem to want to do that. I suppose you could try some extra-large Tyrone condoms.

Crap. Alright I need time to think about my options and what to do. Maybe a strong drink if I'm going to fuck my dog. When I got her as puppy, I was told that she's going to be a great friend. But holy crap I'd never think my dog would be my fuckbuddy.
Is it even natural for her to be like that? I know they consider their owner to be leader of the pack, their god and king and whatever, will die for you and will love you til their last breath, but... this?

Yeah, those concepts are all kinda the same for them. You'll work it out, I'm sure.

If u fugg Fido then u better post vid faggot

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neuter her then, the fuck

POST PICS OF UR DOG OP

I'd do her, but hey its your choice. Just remember if you do it, post pics :^)

No can do.
I know you can find location by photo, them damn smartphones include coordinates now or some shit.
And I plan to have no evidence of what I'm going to do. If I'm going to do. This will be my darkest secret that will probably haunt me til the end of my days.

Actually it might be totally legal in your state. Google it

Hey man, that sucks.

If you send me the files i'll try and clear them for you. If you trust an me ;)

Or alternatively, i could tell you how to remove it..
If you are interested.

Op is a fag

Upload the picture/video to something and then download it from there before posting to Sup Forums. Works like a charm.

Top kek, OP is speaking with himself the whole thread. My sides

Give him a chance its not everyday you think about fucking your dog.

It's not about legal aspect, it's about morals.
I wasn't raised like that.
If I'm doing it, I'm removing all evidence of it ever happening and getting blackout drunk.
Hopefully I won't remember any of it.

How know

Getting blackout drunk raises the chances you hurt your dog.

Bro you are by far the cringiest motherfucker I've ever seen. This is such a low quality bait I'm surprised someone is taking you seriously

Cmon don't be a fag, its so fucking simple! Open the picture on your pc, print screen and paste it in paint, then save again. Its so simple.

I'm getting blackout drunk after.
I love her too much to ever harm her.

Dog nudes or gtfo

Seconded. Don't be a fag

Dog tits with time stamp or gtfo

She's in heat, don't worry, it's normal
But you should tooootally fuck her, record it, and post it.

The fucks going on in this thread

stop asking stupid question you faggit. you know what to do. fuck the bitch.

Dog nudes incoming