Welcome, Anonymous, to Fireside Talks with Balalaika. If you roll dubs, I'll say whatever your post says in a vocaroo...

Welcome, Anonymous, to Fireside Talks with Balalaika. If you roll dubs, I'll say whatever your post says in a vocaroo. Feel free to get creative.

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0xtIyKqA5uP
vocaroo.com/i/s1BLzjSyb5HY
vocaroo.com/i/s15B4xOLcrLw
youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s
vocaroo.com/i/s110jqNJwcz3
vocaroo.com/i/s1oN1mN3s4yx
vocaroo.com/i/s1ru4fCRnjdq
vocaroo.com/i/s1nG62YqawHK
vocaroo.com/i/s1ePAcX8Actn
vocaroo.com/i/s1qlBOje42Gy
vocaroo.com/i/s1jLYiS6w23E
vocaroo.com/i/s0dp7NPIYf3L
vocaroo.com/i/s15AfI1fW0ZT
vocaroo.com/i/s1zSLAAkoj1r
vocaroo.com/i/s07udGAQtUGH
vocaroo.com/i/s1afaGq3rJY6
vocaroo.com/i/s1kldBZCxwvn
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Swigity swooty I'm coming for that booty.

I'm just as surprised as you are~ Tonight I thought I'd try something different. Here's to hoping that it works!

Desu Desu, user

Say "now be a good boy and fetch mommy some vodka"

Rolling for "i killed nisman"

Hey, its the burned bitch!
If anyone asks nicely I'll say shit too.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

All new and original with all the same E>

Revy can you moan for me, I need it for reasons... thanks

I want your glasses.

Hello Revy, I'm glad you're here, now this thread can really start~

Hey Sky

Hmm.. How about, "Piss off, ya bloody wanker". That seems fun!

Let's see these glasses
My tablet has a bad camera.

Rolling~

"You didn't get dubs so you don't get your Vocaroo."

How the fuck have there not been any dubs yet?

Re-rolls are encouraged~

Excellent.

vocaroo.com/i/s0xtIyKqA5uP

Oh fuck, what are you trying to do?!

Rolling, rolling! Come on, mama needs a new pair of dubs!

vocaroo.com/i/s1BLzjSyb5HY
vocaroo.com/i/s15B4xOLcrLw
Let the games begin!

banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana terracotta banana banana banana terracotta pie

alicefags circlejerking on 5 threads wow thats new

Right? It's a little absurd, honestly.

I honestly considered just reading the link in the vocaroo for this one

Rolling for this

youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s

please gib de boipucci b0ss

so close too

;~;

Oh, I know. "Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells"!

vocaroo.com/i/s110jqNJwcz3

Tits or GTFO, attention whore

I am experiencing a lot of complex emotions right now and I do not know how to handle it

vocaroo.com/i/s1oN1mN3s4yx

Keep it to one thread

ROLLING! Come oooooon

How am i supposed to compete with frog holes?
vocaroo.com/i/s1ru4fCRnjdq

"Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card! That doesn't make you better than me. You see no one gives me credit because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time, so I have to work for what I have"

tits or gtfo bitch

No, this is a random thread on the random board. Don't be silly.

Niggers tongue my anus. also the game

Anyone?

... Wow, Revy. Thank you.

Someone dared a motherfucker not to.
This was the result. Not gonna be a normal thing I don't think. Sorry to break up the normal slog of trap threads, shitty bait and igsluts
vocaroo.com/i/s1nG62YqawHK

"I love my daddy's cock deep in my asshole"

vocaroo.com/i/s1ePAcX8Actn

Say
Uncircumcised penis is unhygenic and unattractive. Every man needs to get circumcised. Cut is better than uncut in every way.

REVY WHAT THE FUCK

That's not my son, I wrap my rascal two times. Because I like it to be joyless and without sensation.

Rolling for this

First winrar, lady!

Hello Keenan, I'm going to come to your house tonight and kill your grandma and molly, mary-keenan i'm coming for you, jew.

re rolling

re-roll

vocaroo.com/i/s1qlBOje42Gy

That was so boring and predictable.

reroll

vocaroo.com/i/s1jLYiS6w23E

Bala isn't responding mind doing the favor Revu?

winrar

Reroll

Why are we still here?
just to suffer?
every night i can feel my leg...
and my arm
even my fingers...
the body i've lost...
the comrades i've lost...
won't stop hurting...
it's like they're all still there
you feel it too don't you?
i'm gonna make them give back our past

You have to get dubs silly~

Best wife ever tbh.

"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

roll

Ok roll again

"A-user-kuuun~ Am I cute???"

I know and I'm sorry but it had to be done.

"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys."

ROLLLLLLL

I don't like the porn but it sure beats this shit

Come on dubbles

rolling for this traps aren't gay type shit

Here you go! I read the first one! vocaroo.com/i/s0dp7NPIYf3L

"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"

vocaroo.com/i/s15AfI1fW0ZT
I did this one too, kek

fuckin provide

My name is Alice, and this is my first porn film

roll

Its me goku

ROLLING

vocaroo.com/i/s1zSLAAkoj1r

vocaroo.com/i/s07udGAQtUGH

vocaroo.com/i/s1afaGq3rJY6

reroll

Wubalubadub dub

Great. What about the other one.

Roll dubs again? It's a one for one kind of thing, man.

Rolling for "wendy martin is a cunt"

I can get behind this, fuck wendy

ohmai

in case I get dubs... umm say...
Hi pie in the sky you're a cool guy who's fly from low to high

(IDK I can't think of anything...)

God damn fry face. Roll

"See, isn't this better than jerking off?"

I'm alice and im a total bitch

ty kermit

Hot, moar pls

roll

Reroll

vocaroo.com/i/s1kldBZCxwvn

Rerolling for "wendell martins is a dumb taconigger"