A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

Say yes then lure into cave for 'boyf n girlf' stuff then harvest organs and sell them on black market

dance the drink over to me, ya stutterin' prick ya

Spaghetti and bapediboobedie I need to watch scooby

Maybe. First I'll need to see how big your feminine penis is

>grab her tits
>slam her to the ground
>"You arent taking my man seed,filthy she devil"
>hop on my convertable
>pop a Bud Light° and drink it
>drive off in to the sunset saving safely saved my man juice from a harpy

...

Name?

What are you 12? You're too fucking young to be my gf. We can fuck tho.

This

No.
Your stuttering is sign of mental retardation, and I can't have that if I'm going to make the next generation of perfect offspring.
2/10, would not bang, ever.

ciena pyter google nigger

Fuck off roastie, you're not thicc enough

Turn around, find my wife and tell her I didn't fall for her trap

I'd ask her if she lost a dare or something, because that actually happened to me once.

Begone, thot! For I am a man taken of a beautiful She-Cyclops!

I'd politely refuse her. Never had a relationship, never will.

*Wakes up covered in piss and cum*
fuck... not again...

Those fucking eyes, i can't stop looking at them

>Sure
>We both have similar interests and enjoy each other's company.
>I have an awesome idea!
>Let's go to the movies later today!
>You pick the movie and I get to pick the seats!
>Pick you up at 8pm.
>I'll text when I'm 15min away.
>Til' then

360 hokey kokey moonwalk outta there.

Buy a dozen eggs at the store.

You did it bastard, you made me fall in love

bitch i don't even know you fuk off

>implying I want you to talk to me you ugly cunt

Kek

kek she looks like a female Brandon Routh

Fuck you autist bitch, I don't need you trying to ruin my life by getting pregnant after 2 dates, and then fucking scheming with your mother about how you're gonna sue me for child support while you raise my kid with your impotent lover.

Man...
I want to play with her nose, grab her hand tightly and hug her like a kraken would hug a ship. After that we would hold hands and lay under a tree watching the sunset (shortly after we would fuck like a berserker)
Fuck you OP why do you do this to me?

Really don't understand why faggots like yourself try to portray stuttering as cute. Kill yourself you biological mistake.

Because a real speech stutter translates to your keyboard, you stutterphobe.