Go in bathroom

>go in bathroom
>see this
>wat do

Find nearest toaster to throw in.

Hope water is hot enough to boil the potato

Holy crap. I have a doppelganger?

call a plumber

Tell the Jesus freaks to get an abortion next time

Tell my sister to lock the door next time

would you?

suckle tard teats

ask mom why shes making veggie soup in the bath

Tell her to hurry up & get her phat ass in the bedroom.

shoot that coon with a harpoon

Sell the house, say it comes with a free tard.

How did you get a picture of my wife?

Allah , Jesus , yawaghe (?) Buddha , The moon and the stars .... I promise I'll never drink again ........ Just get me through this nightmare

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Do a 360 and walk out.

Kek

That's funny

I came here to say just that

wonder if it would be incredibly easy or incredibly difficult to get a blowjob

Walk out and shoot myself

>mfw

turn around and walk out of the Apple store

So spin completely and moonwalk away?

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Drop my shorts and commence to making mashed potatoes

I would honestly just move
no home is worth having to deal with that shit

Her pussy tastes like butter

Call Greenpeace and keep the whale wet

Apologize, leave. Come back after she's out with tile cleaner. Scrub tub. Wash floor and shower curtain liner. Leave a tip on the way out.

>mrw

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I asked last time if Downey porn was a thing and got called Newfag. Prove I'm a Newfag and gimme retard porn

Do a 180 and moonwalk away

> Run and cry

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