>go in bathroom
>see this
>wat do
Go in bathroom
Find nearest toaster to throw in.
Hope water is hot enough to boil the potato
Holy crap. I have a doppelganger?
call a plumber
Tell the Jesus freaks to get an abortion next time
Tell my sister to lock the door next time
would you?
suckle tard teats
ask mom why shes making veggie soup in the bath
Tell her to hurry up & get her phat ass in the bedroom.
shoot that coon with a harpoon
Sell the house, say it comes with a free tard.
How did you get a picture of my wife?
Allah , Jesus , yawaghe (?) Buddha , The moon and the stars .... I promise I'll never drink again ........ Just get me through this nightmare
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Do a 360 and walk out.
Kek
That's funny
I came here to say just that
wonder if it would be incredibly easy or incredibly difficult to get a blowjob
Walk out and shoot myself
>mfw
turn around and walk out of the Apple store
So spin completely and moonwalk away?
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Drop my shorts and commence to making mashed potatoes
I would honestly just move
no home is worth having to deal with that shit
Her pussy tastes like butter
Call Greenpeace and keep the whale wet
Apologize, leave. Come back after she's out with tile cleaner. Scrub tub. Wash floor and shower curtain liner. Leave a tip on the way out.
>mrw
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
I asked last time if Downey porn was a thing and got called Newfag. Prove I'm a Newfag and gimme retard porn
Do a 180 and moonwalk away
> Run and cry
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