Ask a real-life Sith Lord anything

Ask a real-life Sith Lord anything.

Sup brah?

do you need a laxative to take a sith?

>Ask a real-life Gay Lord anything

fixed

How hard is it to be such a faggot that nobody takes you seriously?

hay

My lightsaber is RED, not rainbow.

Chek'd sup. What's the ideal daily fap count for dudes?

Hows it feel to be a grown ass man still taking starwars a family movie seriously?

>Chek'd sup. What's the ideal daily fap count for dudes?

i think you meant to say a "real-life shitlord".

How much cock do you suck each day?

I don't fap as much anymore.

>family movie
This is not a game, user.

I respect women so long as they can benefit me. The same goes for men.

I don't.

what color is your light saber

Chek'd again me lad. Fap count like in numbers? If u dunt know then fuck u

Do you use the plastic light saber or the glass one that makes fun noises?

Care for a shallot?

Sith Lords aren't real.

How does it feel to know that you will die never having known the touch of a woman?

Red.

No comment. I have a training one as well as a combat one. I don't sleep with either.

No, thanks.

I am very real.

And, I am not a virgin.

You're a faggot who bought a gay ass light saber off eBay end your life homo

I'll end yours.

Red sabers are for turbo faggots everybody knows purple are better
Plus either show a time stamp of your face with saber in background or you're a fat gay virgin who sucks nigger dicks in his spare time

>If u dunt know then fuck u

>u dunt

>u dunt know

>dunt

>dunt

>dunt

>then fuck u

Here's some brains for you. Pick out a good one, you need it.

Your step father must have loved you a little too much. And your mother a little too little.

> not a virgin

Your star wars fan fic doesn't count.

My gun > your eBay lightsaber
Troll harder 12 year old

Can you choke out the poster after me?? I'm pretty sure he's a skeleton

Only a Sith can roll quads. Prove it, OP.

>show a time stamp of your face
nope.jav

What's meant by this?

I'm actually not though.

Typical. You rely on your primitive blaster, for without it, you are as defenseless as a youngling.

What's it like to constantly get your ass kicked in real life?

Jar Jar Binx was the mastermind behind everything!!!!

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Man u seem smart. Fap - daily - count - ideal?

Why is it that the KOTOR story lines are 1000% better than anything that's been turned into a movie

Because of Exar-Kun's influence.

Rollin double dubs I'M A BOSS!

>Man u seem smart. Fap - daily - count - ideal?

Here you go, count them.
Protip: you can't count that high without using your fingers and toes

The faggy sith kryptonite. Naked woman! Oh gorsh!

Lmao exactly you won't show your fat pimple covered face because you're ugly af and a loser
Facts
1) you'll never be a sith
2) you'll always be fat
3) you'll never lose your virginity
4) you've sucked dicks repeatedly
5) you've never won a fight
6) your stepdad ass rapes you
7) siths aren't real
8) you will die alone without ever touching a girls tits and ass

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give me force powers you nig
i'll just use it for pussy and getting my dick wet

Is this really Sup Forums? This thread looks like Reddit to me.

Keep taking the b8 boys. You're totally not autistic for taking this thread seriously or anything...

That does nothing for me.

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This made my nigger detect device beep twice, thenceforth indicating a nigger presence

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1. I am a Sith.
2. I'm 146 lbs at 6'.
3. I'm not a virgin.
4. Nor am I gay.
5. I've won several fights. I don't go around looking for them, however.
6. No.
7. We are real.
8. We all die alone. And again, not a virgin.
Bonus: I'm going to the bathroom.

Ha op on right noice

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>146 at 6"ft
hello mr skellington
go on fit you larping shit

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>Bonus: I'm hungry going to the bathroom for a snack..

You sounded kinda hungry. Bon Appetit!

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Your mother is a whore.

Dubs dunt lie