Take a picture of your hand

>Take a picture of your hand

>People guess what you do for a living

Jerk off

Winrar

>>Take a picture of your gland

Plumber

Why not

>tattoo is upside down so you can read it

>faded side of finger tattoo, obviously didn't listen to artist or just went to a shit one

You must be: faggot

Upside down tattoo is a matching set amongst a few friends
Finger tattoo is faded because I work with my hands
I am indeed a homosexual. Not sure how you could tell that by my hand.

>bathroom floor
>shit taste in shower curtain

McDonald's

Matching tattoos are retarded

Upside down tattoos are retarded

Your finger tattoo faded because it was a bad idea. The tissue on the side of your fingers can't sufficiently hold ink, that's why most artists won't do them. It has nothing to do with whether or not you work with your hands, tattoos are just ink filled white blood cells.

Brah, OP is gonna steal your fingerprints. How new are you?

Identity already taken, on my way to the Silk Road to load up on heroin

Yep definitely a fagoo

Fagoo is a name he hasn't heard in a long time

Brah, OP is here to steal your IP. How new are you?

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Original content. Too high to spell. Now shut up faggot.

Yeah

Guess

Professional "masseuse" at the Rub n Tug

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ay

obviously none of you work out. pussies

Sorry my hands aren't jacked from rubbing as much dick as you