Apologize.
Apologize
>Capitan Santiago
DO YOU EVEN BLEED, BRUH
>no curl S
yet another shit adaptation
It looks weird as fuck and I'm being nice.
i cant think of a more off looking superman than this one.
He would be an excellent Bizzaro.
Looks like a serial killer
Least this one has hair
>illegal alien
>played by a mexican
oh god my sides plz tell me you're not trolling.
JUST GET A TALL, HANDSOME, BUFF WHITE GUY WITH A HAIRLINE
IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO DO?
>mexican superman
jesus christ why
>dyel
>S is fucked
>lame cape
>fights an island
>probably was fucked by the director
it's not an S
The chest emblem looks really bad.
>no S curl
>not even clean shave
DROPPED
its like they're doing this on purpose to make Man Of Murder look good
All these retards saying he isn't white
he isnt. he is exotic.
>Suble
>cheap made suit
They have The superhero at their hands and yet put zero effort into making him look the best in each adaptation.
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>cheap made suit
I like it better than Snyder's basketball rubber suit with the ridiculous muscle padding.
apologize
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>JUST GET A TALL, HANDSOME, BUFF WHITE GUY WITH A HAIRLINE
They did.
because he's obviously not?
Sounds like Superman. He's a viscious killer, a caged animal. Did you see Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking?
who?
El Supermano
>I'm da jokah baybee!
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Jesus, what an awful superman.
his eyes are too far apart
T H I C C
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Only if you back that ass up, supes
Why did they cast a mexican as Supes?
ohh.
>illegal alien
Looks weaker than supergirl
Also looks like a class A faget who tops up on the regs
The TV suit has the same stupid basketball texture. But the worst offense is that seatbelt cape.
>What's the ass stand for?
It's not an ass, on my world it means Hope
>Well here, it's..an Ass
>How about...
BRRAAAAAAAAAP
Excuse me
How the fuck is that even possible?
Stop bullying derek
fuck off
This
He's handsome and everything, in like "unique" male model sort of way but he don't look superman naw mean d00d?
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Lois and Clark canon
Why couldn't they get based Henry?
MULTIVERSE
(also... money)
Naw. He was happa Japanese.
>Balding
>white genes
>superman
>olympics winner
Squats.
he's so much better looking that it's ridiculous
>Overdesigned
It's really strange to me that we live in a world where you have a 100% chance of running into literally dozens of fans at a local comic book convention wearing better looking costumes than the actors in professional Hollywood productions. That's really not even hyperbolic. I've seen more cosplayers than I can count that had better looking Superman costumes. Same goes for Spider-Man Homecoming. Why is this allowed?
This guy is legit fucking handsome, not gonna lie.
Not as cute as Christopher Reeve though
It's like they gathered together the most brilliant artists in history and told them to create the perfect specimen of manhood. Too bad he's balding.
I'm sorry, Henry. Despite all the bald jokes you're better than this manlet spic.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me on the left
Sorry for what?
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
me on the right
I'm Martin from Seventh Heaven
>ribcage wider than lats
>dat 5 o'clock shadow
Bizarro?
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that's her ass double
would you a Widow?
This guy just inherently looks evil. Bad casting.
Her tits are pretty big to be removed.
oh god it's even worse when you put them side by side
DAMN
And yet right is objectively infinitely superior
ahaha the 'S' looks like a T-shirt transfer
still, Snyder's muscle suit looks shit as fuck, so it's about on par
how fucking gigantic is Henry? I mean the other guy isn't small by any means but he looks like a twink compared to Fat Cock Cavill
>it's not an S
>no traps
>no chest
>sucking in gut
>receding hairline
>sandnigger
DELETE THIS
where the HELL ARE THE GAINZ BRUH
Unless you are blonde with blue eyes you aren't white
phew thank god
proud non-white brown hair, blue eyed masterrace reporting in
>Left
>Donald Trump's America
>Right
>Bernie "The Cuck" Sander's America
Except right would be the "Red Son" commie Superman.
The logo looks printed on, but it's on par with the quality of the costumes in the show so I guess it's ok
Not being clean shaven does look bad, is there an in-universe reason (like he was retired or something)?
Illegal alien joke is subtle and I don't get the hate.
Why does sUPERMN have seat belt straps stuck to him?
I'll admit, he something does look a bit off with him as Supes, but he's definitely a very good looking guy. I don't understand all the hate for him.
I don't know, I guess I have no business commenting anyhow, I've always been more of a Batman fan.
Mestizos are not white
why do people care about if he's white or not, he's an alien as long as he has the white skin it's fine
he could be bizarro or evil superman with that fucking stubble
So the TV shows aren't canon to dceu?
Nope. Marvel were smart enough to pull the trigger on that one as well
JUST
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holy hnnngh
Fucking savage
Yeah, it looks like they printed the logo on fabric and sewed it on. Really bad.
Words hurt user
dete this
On my world, it means rogaine
one day i will find you and stab you for each of the times you posted this ugly motherfucker
>Greatest American superhero is now a beaner
Don't even need to joke about Trump.
>suble
time for you to learn the actual word kiddo...
Did JJ Abrams make this?
>Tyler Lee Hoechlin
>Spic
what