Apologize

Apologize.

>Capitan Santiago

DO YOU EVEN BLEED, BRUH

>no curl S
yet another shit adaptation

It looks weird as fuck and I'm being nice.

i cant think of a more off looking superman than this one.

He would be an excellent Bizzaro.

Looks like a serial killer

Least this one has hair

>illegal alien
>played by a mexican
oh god my sides plz tell me you're not trolling.

JUST GET A TALL, HANDSOME, BUFF WHITE GUY WITH A HAIRLINE

IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO DO?

>mexican superman
jesus christ why

>dyel
>S is fucked
>lame cape
>fights an island
>probably was fucked by the director

it's not an S

The chest emblem looks really bad.

>no S curl
>not even clean shave

DROPPED
its like they're doing this on purpose to make Man Of Murder look good

All these retards saying he isn't white

he isnt. he is exotic.

>Suble
>cheap made suit

They have The superhero at their hands and yet put zero effort into making him look the best in each adaptation.

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>cheap made suit

I like it better than Snyder's basketball rubber suit with the ridiculous muscle padding.

apologize

Oh shit, I'm sorry

>JUST GET A TALL, HANDSOME, BUFF WHITE GUY WITH A HAIRLINE

They did.

because he's obviously not?

Sounds like Superman. He's a viscious killer, a caged animal. Did you see Sean Penn in Dead Man Walking?

who?

El Supermano

>I'm da jokah baybee!

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Jesus, what an awful superman.

his eyes are too far apart

T H I C C
H
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C
C

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Only if you back that ass up, supes

Why did they cast a mexican as Supes?

ohh.

>illegal alien

Looks weaker than supergirl
Also looks like a class A faget who tops up on the regs

The TV suit has the same stupid basketball texture. But the worst offense is that seatbelt cape.

>What's the ass stand for?
It's not an ass, on my world it means Hope
>Well here, it's..an Ass
>How about...
BRRAAAAAAAAAP
Excuse me

How the fuck is that even possible?

Stop bullying derek
fuck off

This

He's handsome and everything, in like "unique" male model sort of way but he don't look superman naw mean d00d?

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Lois and Clark canon

Why couldn't they get based Henry?

MULTIVERSE
(also... money)

Naw. He was happa Japanese.

>Balding
>white genes
>superman
>olympics winner

Squats.

he's so much better looking that it's ridiculous

>Overdesigned

It's really strange to me that we live in a world where you have a 100% chance of running into literally dozens of fans at a local comic book convention wearing better looking costumes than the actors in professional Hollywood productions. That's really not even hyperbolic. I've seen more cosplayers than I can count that had better looking Superman costumes. Same goes for Spider-Man Homecoming. Why is this allowed?

This guy is legit fucking handsome, not gonna lie.

Not as cute as Christopher Reeve though

It's like they gathered together the most brilliant artists in history and told them to create the perfect specimen of manhood. Too bad he's balding.

I'm sorry, Henry. Despite all the bald jokes you're better than this manlet spic.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me on the left

Sorry for what?
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks

me on the right

I'm Martin from Seventh Heaven

>ribcage wider than lats

>dat 5 o'clock shadow
Bizarro?

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that's her ass double

would you a Widow?

This guy just inherently looks evil. Bad casting.

Her tits are pretty big to be removed.

oh god it's even worse when you put them side by side

DAMN

And yet right is objectively infinitely superior

ahaha the 'S' looks like a T-shirt transfer

still, Snyder's muscle suit looks shit as fuck, so it's about on par

how fucking gigantic is Henry? I mean the other guy isn't small by any means but he looks like a twink compared to Fat Cock Cavill

>it's not an S

>no traps
>no chest
>sucking in gut
>receding hairline
>sandnigger

DELETE THIS

where the HELL ARE THE GAINZ BRUH

Unless you are blonde with blue eyes you aren't white

phew thank god

proud non-white brown hair, blue eyed masterrace reporting in

>Left
>Donald Trump's America
>Right
>Bernie "The Cuck" Sander's America

Except right would be the "Red Son" commie Superman.

The logo looks printed on, but it's on par with the quality of the costumes in the show so I guess it's ok

Not being clean shaven does look bad, is there an in-universe reason (like he was retired or something)?

Illegal alien joke is subtle and I don't get the hate.

Why does sUPERMN have seat belt straps stuck to him?

I'll admit, he something does look a bit off with him as Supes, but he's definitely a very good looking guy. I don't understand all the hate for him.

I don't know, I guess I have no business commenting anyhow, I've always been more of a Batman fan.

Mestizos are not white

why do people care about if he's white or not, he's an alien as long as he has the white skin it's fine

he could be bizarro or evil superman with that fucking stubble

So the TV shows aren't canon to dceu?

Nope. Marvel were smart enough to pull the trigger on that one as well

JUST

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holy hnnngh

Fucking savage

Yeah, it looks like they printed the logo on fabric and sewed it on. Really bad.

Words hurt user

dete this

On my world, it means rogaine

one day i will find you and stab you for each of the times you posted this ugly motherfucker

>Greatest American superhero is now a beaner
Don't even need to joke about Trump.

>suble
time for you to learn the actual word kiddo...

Did JJ Abrams make this?

>Tyler Lee Hoechlin
>Spic

what